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Re: Do U Think Washing Machine Is For Lazy Wives? by Godmystrength: 12:10pm On Nov 04, 2014
Odilafta:

*Loses one end of my wrapper and uses it to start fanning the wood*
''My sister,what can I do? The chidren have to chop''
haba!! you are still fanning the woods ni? shocked shocked when you should have finish pounding the yam/fufu for ''oga na master''.... Oya go and bring out the grinding stone lemme help you with the pepper. I don't want him to be mad at you oo...

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Re: Do U Think Washing Machine Is For Lazy Wives? by Nobody: 12:13pm On Nov 04, 2014
Godmystrength:
haba!! you are still fanning the woods ni? shocked shocked when you should have finish pounding the yam/fufu for ''oga na master''.... Oya go and bring out the grinding stone lemme help you with the pepper. I don't want him to be mad at you oo...
Uses the wrapper to blow catarrh,ties it firmly again and kneels in obedience to grind pepper.

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Re: Do U Think Washing Machine Is For Lazy Wives? by Godmystrength: 12:51pm On Nov 04, 2014
Odilafta:

Uses the wrapper to blow catarrh,ties it firmly again and kneels in obedience to grind pepper.
you be correct african wife o. Your oga is so lucky to have married you... don't forget to use procold for that catarrh o because he will not tolerate you blowing catarrh all over the place

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Re: Do U Think Washing Machine Is For Lazy Wives? by Nobody: 1:43pm On Nov 04, 2014
Godmystrength:
you be correct african wife o. Your oga is so lucky to have married you... don't forget to use procold for that catarrh o because he will not tolerate you blowing catarrh all over the place

Don't mind that lazy bad wife, she wants to give oga cattarh. Wicked jazebel. Bear ya sickness alone jare. God forbid oga falls sick because you had catarrh and werr cooking for him,hold ya breathe while cooking my friend. Lazy selfish women very inconsiderate.
Re: Do U Think Washing Machine Is For Lazy Wives? by simpleseyi: 2:04pm On Nov 04, 2014
Yes, it is for lazy wives just as automobiles are for lazy husbands. The distance from Lagos to Abeokuta is just 100 kilometres, hardworking and strong husbands should be able to stroll from Lagos to Abeokuta, afterall it is a straight line from Iganmu through Stadium, Ojuelegba, Oshodi, Iyana-Ipaja, Abule-Egba, Sango and finally Abeokuta; no turning, no sharp bend, just walk straight down.

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Re: Do U Think Washing Machine Is For Lazy Wives? by Godmystrength: 2:14pm On Nov 04, 2014
simpleseyi:
Yes, it is for lazy wives just as automobiles are for lazy husbands. The distance from Lagos to Abeokuta is just 100 kilometres, hardworking and strong husbands should be able to stroll from Lagos to Abeokuta, afterall it is a straight line from Iganmu through Stadium, Ojuelegba, Oshodi, Iyana-Ipaja, Abule-Egba, Sango and finally Abeokuta; no turning, no sharp bend, just walk straight down.
Wicked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Do U Think Washing Machine Is For Lazy Wives? by Nobody: 2:28pm On Nov 04, 2014
Washing machines are for lazy people and cars too. Why use a car when you have legs? grin grin grin

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Re: Do U Think Washing Machine Is For Lazy Wives? by dre11(m): 3:21pm On Nov 04, 2014
And I thought technology is to better our lives and makes things easy


So the time wasted on washing can be used on other things





The world is going lean.. .... Lean technology is the way now
No time to waste on manual labour
Re: Do U Think Washing Machine Is For Lazy Wives? by bukatyne(f): 3:01pm On May 10, 2015
simpleseyi:
Yes, it is for lazy wives just as automobiles are for lazy husbands. The distance from Lagos to Abeokuta is just 100 kilometres, hardworking and strong husbands should be able to stroll from Lagos to Abeokuta, afterall it is a straight line from Iganmu through Stadium, Ojuelegba, Oshodi, Iyana-Ipaja, Abule-Egba, Sango and finally Abeokuta; no turning, no sharp bend, just walk straight down.

Lols!

Will keep This in mind when I want to trek to Aso Rocj grin grin
Re: Do U Think Washing Machine Is For Lazy Wives? by greatgod2012(f): 3:15pm On May 10, 2015
Yes, washing machine is for lazy wife like me. Infact, i'm the chairman of lazy wives, because i have 2 washing machines, the one i use with generator and the other one i use with PHCN.

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