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[deleted] by Nobody: 6:23pm On Nov 05, 2014*

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Re: [deleted] by sholikay(m): 7:35pm On Nov 05, 2014

Hmmmn!..lol..girls nawao.

Re: [deleted] by dechandel(f): 7:45pm On Nov 05, 2014

Ok

Seen

Re: [deleted] by shayneharvey(f): 7:53pm On Nov 05, 2014

Re: [deleted] by emperorchedda(m): 11:11pm On Nov 05, 2014

True that

Re: [deleted] by Nobody: 11:32pm On Nov 05, 2014

Hmm

Re: [deleted] by lekjons(m): 11:46pm On Nov 05, 2014

13).i dnt lyk sex

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Re: [deleted] by Omolola1(f): 11:50pm On Nov 05, 2014

Sad but true undecided

Re: [deleted] by Greatomotoy: 11:51pm On Nov 05, 2014

Re: [deleted] by Babygal4eva(f): 11:59pm On Nov 05, 2014

I hardly think that a 90kg girl can pass for 70kg

Re: [deleted] by Nobody: 12:13am On Nov 06, 2014

Very true

Omolola1:
Sad but true

honest u

lekjons:
13).i dnt lyk sex

Re: [deleted] by philantoxx(m): 12:15am On Nov 06, 2014

interesting!!!!

Re: [deleted] by justmag(m): 12:17am On Nov 06, 2014

This what u deal with when u mess with girls! Find you a woman for a change. It will do ya life some good.

Re: [deleted] by naijaboiy: 12:21am On Nov 06, 2014

1). Number of Sexual Partners
Women lie about the number of guys that have "scored the notch" on them. Once she is not an actual virgin; I guarantee she'd probably lie about her previous sex partners.This is quite different for men, because men would inflate the number of girls they've slept with...if a guy proudly tells you he's slept with 8 girls--divide that by 4 to get the actual number..,
If a girl tells you she has slept with 3 guys-multiply that by 4.
2). Last time she had sex
Most girls lie about this.They are aware men don't want to date a girl that is slutty so they lie. It's the same way women don’t want to date a guy with no job or who lives with his mom.
3). ''I’ve never done this before''
Almost every experienced man out there has heard this many times. Girls want to appear innocent, but they most times aren't.
You meet her and bang her the first night out, and she tells you she has not done something like that with any guy before-fat l

Mehhhnn...no be lie at all.

I've actually heard all these

Hmmmm,,having second thoughts

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Re: [deleted] by tosyne2much(m): 12:28am On Nov 06, 2014

As bitter as it sounds, it's just da pure fact.. My OP thumbs up jhooor

Lemme add this

13. After I got raped and lost my virginity, you are the second person that had sex with me

14. I hate sex, I'm only doing this just because I love you

Re: [deleted] by mesoade(m): 1:14am On Nov 06, 2014

13. I'm a virgin o,my seniors back den in school used a díldo on me,and since den i hav not had sex with anyman before,so practically i'm a virgin

Re: [deleted] by TheSonOfMark(m): 1:31am On Nov 06, 2014

mesoade:
13. I'm a virgin o,my seniors back den in school used a díldo on me,and since den i hav not had sex with anyman before,so practically i'm a virgin

*faints* *Revives*What the... Damn! You really must have their lies bro. *faints again*

Re: [deleted] by BreezyRita(f): 3:21am On Nov 06, 2014

Ok o. @ op, you sure you're not a babe huh

? How could you know all these?
True sha

Re: [deleted] by kilokeys(m): 4:51am On Nov 06, 2014*

15. pretending to be making up.. when infact they r in the toilet dropping shitloads

16. being okay with a prettier chic thats just ur colleague in the office

17. when she says, " i am fine"... brother u r in deep shit if u dont dig further..

18." of course, i came "... then days later, pouts and nags on how selfish u hv been all week.

19. " honey i dont really care what u get for me for valentine"... then by d February 15, u hear
ehen, where did u get those things sef, there is a store at Wuse II, they sell great stuff..

20.. gimme 5 mins..
bro.. just be prepared to wait for another 30minutes

Re: [deleted] by smudge2079(m): 5:13am On Nov 06, 2014

Dats true.

Re: [deleted] by 2rhymestharap(m): 6:07am On Nov 06, 2014

There is dis gal I met like.. I askd her out the day I met her ( Cute guys don't wait weeks for feedback.. That's how we roll cheesy

) ..
She knew ma intentions lik dis one jus wan fuccck me.. She went ahead n told me "Yes".. (She knew me b4 then I don't).. The next day she came over n while kisin I reachd 4 pants (Normal! Normal!) She took ma hand off *stil kisin*.. I opened ma eyes.. Bt she close em deep in2 d kiss.. I tried again.. Same thing.. Ivexd n reacted "TF! Is al dis about?!"..

"Baby I only had sex once, and I was Rapedd"

She sounded really touching n I pitied her.. Bt that didn't stop me frm convincing her..

N BEHOLD BeLOVETH! The decent deeperlife chick is "5feet Deep" X_X

Girls n lies both works... Together!

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Re: [deleted] by Nobody: 6:25am On Nov 06, 2014

2rhymestharap:
There is dis gal I met like.. I askd her out the day I met her ( Cute guys don't wait weeks for feedback.. That's how we roll ) ..
She knew ma intentions lik dis one jus wan fuccck me.. She went ahead n told me "Yes".. (She knew me b4 then I don't).. The next day she came over n while kisin I reachd 4 pants (Normal! Normal!) She took ma hand off *stil kisin*.. I opened ma eyes.. Bt she close em deep in2 d kiss.. I tried again.. Same thing.. Ivexd n reacted "TF! Is al dis about?!"..

"Baby I only had sex once, and I was Rapedd"

She sounded really touching n I pitied her.. Bt that didn't stop me frm convincing her..

N BEHOLD BeLOVETH! The decent deeperlife chick is "5feet Deep" X_X

Girls n lies both works... Together!

nw dx got me laughing

Re: [deleted] by naijaboiy: 7:06am On Nov 06, 2014

2rhymestharap:
There is dis gal I met like.. I askd her out the day I met her ( Cute guys don't wait weeks for feedback.. That's how we roll ) ..
She knew ma intentions lik dis one jus wan fuccck me.. She went ahead n told me "Yes".. (She knew me b4 then I don't).. The next day she came over n while kisin I reachd 4 pants (Normal! Normal!) She took ma hand off *stil kisin*.. I opened ma eyes.. Bt she close em deep in2 d kiss.. I tried again.. Same thing.. Ivexd n reacted "TF! Is al dis about?!"..

"Baby I only had sex once, and I was Rapedd"

She sounded really touching n I pitied her.. Bt that didn't stop me frm convincing her..

N BEHOLD BeLOVETH! The decent deeperlife chick is "5feet Deep" X_X

Girls n lies both works... Together!

hahahahahaha...

5ft deep

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Re: [deleted] by adepiero: 7:17am On Nov 06, 2014

So damn true! no 9, got me ctfu grin

Re: [deleted] by passionate88: 7:29am On Nov 06, 2014

Women!

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Re: [deleted] by Nobody: 9:48am On Nov 06, 2014

oopss!!!

Re: [deleted] by 500samuel(m): 10:05pm On Nov 06, 2014

ladies!!!!

Re: [deleted] by Nobody: 10:27pm On Nov 06, 2014

smh

Re: [deleted] by tosyne2much(m): 10:38pm On Nov 06, 2014

2rhymestharap:
There is dis gal I met like.. I askd her out the day I met her ( Cute guys don't wait weeks for feedback.. That's how we roll ) ..
She knew ma intentions lik dis one jus wan fuccck me.. She went ahead n told me "Yes".. (She knew me b4 then I don't).. The next day she came over n while kisin I reachd 4 pants (Normal! Normal!) She took ma hand off *stil kisin*.. I opened ma eyes.. Bt she close em deep in2 d kiss.. I tried again.. Same thing.. Ivexd n reacted "TF! Is al dis about?!"..

"Baby I only had sex once, and I was Rapedd"

She sounded really touching n I pitied her.. Bt that didn't stop me frm convincing her..

N BEHOLD BeLOVETH! The decent deeperlife chick is "5feet Deep" X_X

Girls n lies both works... Together!

hahahahhahahahahaha lwkmd

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