She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! - Romance (16)

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Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by Henrysoul(m): 12:34pm On Nov 13, 2014

my guy, wen ei happen again just carry ur bedshit cover all ur body...

Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by obomobo: 1:05pm On Nov 13, 2014

shey b na ur freebie, y u no wan b her freebite... Laffs in ajegunle

Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by Melahou(m): 1:58pm On Nov 13, 2014

so two weeks in to the relationship you have made her
you new room mate...

her marine husband will soon get u

Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by Nobody: 2:34pm On Nov 13, 2014

RecruitmentMgr:
If you ask me, na who I go ask?

D matter wey u see so,he heavy for mouth

Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by killercute16(m): 2:57pm On Nov 13, 2014

redcliff:
Lmao.. destiny confiscation in progress 20% loading....

lol....bad belle

Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by killercute16(m): 3:00pm On Nov 13, 2014

tellwisdom:
Guy, u give am food before she sleep so??...E fit be hunger oo

SMH......NAIRALAND gt characters sha.

Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by NadiaSA1(f): 3:02pm On Nov 13, 2014

Lordabas:

Op she is just hörny

Statistics show that 70% of girls who wake up at night are hörny

So, op when next that happens you have to rise to the occassion and deliver.

Dont dull !!!

correct hahaha

Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by killercute16(m): 3:03pm On Nov 13, 2014

Sparkle777:
Nigerians and superstitions.
@op, am really really worried that they have gotten u, chai. Na so ur destiny take waka go. Sorry.

Yet anoda one

Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by fscream(m): 3:06pm On Nov 13, 2014

She could b staring @ u coz she's neva done that before ..so luv in d 'dark' air.

Or she dey suck ur blood or just dey pity you for life. I strongly advice u feign deep sleep and see d manner at which she started staring @ u. U might need to prepare for spiritual backup though

Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by killercute16(m): 3:08pm On Nov 13, 2014

TheNaijan:
She could be a psycho -could st*b you, cut your head or d*ck off...Lol
Or: She may really like you and is just scared you might dumb her like the other guys or something...So after every night of s*x she looks at you trying to access her worth to you. She could be thinking:
''Does this guy really like me?''
''Would he marry me?''
''How would I trap him to marry me.''
''Does he think I am a slut?''
And more...
All the same ask her why....or just test her...

A Reasonable person +A Reasonable answer

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Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by killercute16(m): 3:10pm On Nov 13, 2014

mikron:
Na witch o, she dey calculate whether to take sample of ur blood go lab go test to knw d department wey u dey before she feast on u to avoid stories dat touch.

HAHAHAHA....See funny talk sha

Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by elmajor(m): 3:22pm On Nov 13, 2014

What if she is on assignment and does not want lose u fast?

Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by Sanguine77(m): 4:02pm On Nov 13, 2014

Sanguine:
Nor mind am. He think say every ''freebie'' for road na human
being!

What! So I have a female version? So where have you been hiding?

Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by obyno6ix: 5:07pm On Nov 13, 2014

Normal

? You are asking if it is normal. If I were you i will be on my way to another city. Bros park all your package in fact abandon everything disappear.

Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by Nobody: 5:33pm On Nov 13, 2014

obyno6ix:
Normal? You are asking if it is normal. If I were you i will be on my way to another city. Bros park all your package in fact abandon everything disappear.

If there was a cause to do this, then even relocation wouldn't help him.

Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by Nobody: 5:48pm On Nov 13, 2014

lukuluku101:
Hmmmmm...this one is strongggg! The prophet says "congratulations, you've fvcked your way into the coven of h'orny witches. She dey watch as others dey freestyle ontop u ni"

lmao

Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by franklampard082(m): 6:11pm On Nov 13, 2014

johnbuck81:
u neva jam.
mr freebie p*$$y .
next time wen she stares at u..u stare back at her(eye 4 eye)
it might be luv though.

LWKM!!!

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Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by Abdulpro1(m): 6:16pm On Nov 13, 2014*

I've been in dis same situation,wen I woke up nd saw her staring,I freaked out a lil buh I shook it off nd gave her a blast,

Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by Gcares(m): 6:34pm On Nov 13, 2014

Nairaland haf finish me oo with laff:-D

Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by Nobody: 7:11pm On Nov 13, 2014

Pretyangel25:
chaii I don laugh so teh tears d roll down frm ma eyes.

Na lie

Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by 1miccza: 7:16pm On Nov 13, 2014

Mettal:
can you quote me if you see me in real life,sonofabit.ch

Same as you bro.....

Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by 1miccza: 7:18pm On Nov 13, 2014

Wisegeek01:
Dt one dey*

Correct you!!!!

Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by vivaciousvivi(f): 7:38pm On Nov 13, 2014

chukxie:
Next time you wake up and she's staring into your face, you should shout 'Ayamatanga, Ayamantaga, Ayamantaga! This new babe keeps staring at me. Should I do to her what you instructed me to do to my ex'? Give it a try. Thank me later.

Hahahahahahaha!!! You are just a clown grin

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Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by TmeD0(m): 7:51pm On Nov 13, 2014

Agybabe:
It may be love. Don't you watch oyinbo film?

They're like "he looks so cute and innocent when he sleeps"

BTW, op just 2 weeks and she's moved in? I give you hand o. #Twale.

~>MaLady<~

no mind am, he's pu$$1-whipped!
now, he can't think straight.

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Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by Imoobot(m): 8:01pm On Nov 13, 2014

she is just imagining u being her next victim and in turn pitied u with ur innocency.

Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by bimsite(f): 9:14pm On Nov 13, 2014

[color=#000000][/color]She might b d angel God sent 2 watch over u
Let her keep staring angry

Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by spyglaxx: 9:32pm On Nov 13, 2014

Something like this

Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by Nobody: 10:00pm On Nov 13, 2014*

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Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by Nobody: 10:14pm On Nov 13, 2014

Probably she doesb't believe in love at first sight so she's taking a second look

Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by eminex(m): 10:15pm On Nov 13, 2014

kika23:
Yea, jut that it has reduced a little..

whatever killed the fire grin

Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by kika23(f): 10:19pm On Nov 13, 2014

eminex:
whatever killed the fire

.. It didn't die...

Re: She Wakes Up At Night And Stares At ME!!!! by Ladybluecash(f): 10:53pm On Nov 13, 2014

Op dont mind ds pple.. Una funny die, u guys r makin me lafff lik d babe wey dey luk our op.... Anyway d gal is only xchangin ur destiny... No big deal tongue

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