Wonders they say shall never cease. When you as an adult try to do this, they will say its child abuse. So what do we call this? Adult abuse, I guess.

She happens to be a neighbour and has always benn picking on me ever since she came around to stay with her sister.

Though, it all dwelled on my pedigree in the hood. Everyone seems to adore and like me as a funny and crazy dude, both young and old. Everywhere I go, everyone seems to chew Sanyablaze in their mouth. She surely considers me a kind of local celebrity.

She as well caught the fever and will always halla SY blaze, anytime anyday she spots me. And I respond as I do to everyone ' Wa gbayi'

But this girl seems to have another agenda and it all dawned on me today that am her crush.

As I got back from work this afternoon, I met her at the gate and she hailed as usual. I asked her where she was upto and she said she wanted to get bread at the supermarket. I then asked her to help me get one too. I noticed she responded swiftly, but just waved it off as I bear no mind.

Some few minutes later, she knocked on our flat door and lo and behold, she was holding just my bread and in a different attire, with deodorant reeking all over her. 'So this girl go change because of me' I said in my mind. She asked if she could come in and I said No problem. She entered and dropped the bread on the dinning table and asked if I had any series movie. I said No cuz I don't do those shee*t. The next thing I heard was ' Fine guy like you don't watch movies, what do u watch? Blue film? Or u wanna say you are a pastor? I know you will be so bad on BED'

I just kept mute and asked her if she wasn't a virgin. She said ' if I handle you, you will forget you girlfriend!'

I just stood still like that.

make we see you na for picture and your latest crusher

Lolz.... Coming from an Andyblaze brother?
I don't believe it!

Wat do u want us to do abt dis??

she wan gv u correct Mouth Gig niyen buh she's 2 smal,,den wan hapuns nxt?

You are notifying us abot how you lashed the gurl?

Truth24:
Lolz.... Coming from an Andyblaze brother?
I don't believe it!

How Many times have I told u am not Andyblaze..Andyblaze is my boy

very hard to see a 14 yr old virgin these dayz.
na she dey even claim to handle u self..na wa o!

dicksonxtreme:
make we see you na for picture and your latest crusher

No mind the guy d werrey fit dey blow lie like dt nw

Hmmm, what can we say again...18yrs no longer relevant as an adult for nigeria, its now 14yrs...
if you love your honour, BE WATCHFUL

melotreaah:
No mind the guy d werrey fit dey blow lie like dt nw

so make I snap picture give u..imagine ur reasoning

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kpele noi vex now. But shey na true lol

sanyablaze:
so make I snap picture give u..imagine ur reasoning

she wants you to have her. and she's 14. the things some people think!

sophieabou:
she wan gv u correct Mouth Gig niyen buh she's 2 smal,,den wan hapuns nxt?

I thought I was the only one who knew these trainee-bitches are Mouth Gig experts.

INTERESTING!

If a girl of 14years walk up to me in such manner, i'd go back home and think seriously. It might just mean you think and act like a kid, so she figured you're in the same class with her.

what are you waiting for what are you waiting for

okooo

She is 14.

How old are you ?

Sanyablaze... Are you related to andyblazepen.is or andyblaze himself?? I sense a family tie ere

hmmmmmm no dull o

Kinkale:
Sanyablaze... Are you related to andyblazepen.is or andyblaze himself?? I sense a family tie ere

I guess its just one of those wannabes who use my name to get famous

okparaugo:
She is 14.

How old are you ?

9months

Andyblaze:

I guess its just one of those wannabes who use my name to get famous

. If I hear u say wannabe, did u give me that name before I joined Nairaland...anyways, u aint famous beyond here and I am more famous than u are, even outside this circle...and ur songs are wack as well

sophieabou:
she wan gv u correct Mouth Gig niyen buh she's 2 smal,,den wan hapuns nxt?

Nothing reaaly happened, I just tutored her on why she should focus on her studies and not boys

Andyblaze:


I guess its just one of those wannabes who use my name to get famous

abi.. Shaa andy yhu no get part 2..

Kinkale:



abi.. Shaa andy yhu no get part 2..

He is just a dolt. Where was he when we were on Nairaland on '06..only to come re-launch.. That boy is my boy

Harbosede02:
Wat do u want us to do abt dis??

u at least read the post. That's all. Thanks

sanyablaze:
. If I hear u say wannabe, did u give me that name before I joined Nairaland...anyways, u aint famous beyond here and I am more famous than u are, even outside this circle...and ur songs are wack as well

See this yellow eyed broke ass lwkm

adegwurulez:
If a girl of 14years walk up to me in such manner, i'd go back home and think seriously. It might just mean you think and act like a kid, so she figured you're in the same class with her.

LOL

Andyblaze:


See this yellow eyed broke ass lwkm

Dolt, with that economy Video u wanna shoot in pH. And those fakeAss beaches we dey help u find from Lagos...I can pay for that Video...WackaFlowka