₦airaland Forum

-Do you know that many male guys still cant find a female even till now december? (smh )

-Do you know scientis survey show 70% of guy in 2014 still say word like " hi you look familier" "hi are you leaving here" ( face palm )
Little wonder post like " 50 thing you dont know about woman" keep making front page !!! because male guys wont get it..



you see an avegare male guy go to club on friday put chain in neck and perfume and wear a google (pit fall 1 ) Note- pleas stop this, google is for blocking the sun from entering the eye nor fora night party/club at night )

https://s28.postimg.org/pl78k9urt/IMG_20141116_035143.jpg


then he start shining his teeth in the club so ladies will notice (pit fall 2 )


https://s3.postimg.org/64smwkkof/hart.jpg

were is swaga? ladies love it when man show confidence. ask any ladies , he we tell.

okay then maybe he see a girl he like and he he say to himself ' i have to collect this girl number o" "i have to collect this girl number o" then he sommon corage and start a chat with a stutter and say
"Hello babe/chick" smh!!! (pit fall 3) ( girls want an fatasai guy who be like the actor they wash on telly , MATURE AND CONFIDENCE is the key to get girl bruv!!!
after all this pitfall the lady finally snub him and say "Durrrrrrrr! " and roll eyes

you see, no girlfriend' no make out ' no gettin lay' ..

Mehn how u take pass waec with this ur English?

Lwkmd! spacegoat wont kill me with laughter this morning

How u passed English in Waec baffles me so much, bro!

SpaceGoat:
-Do you know that many male guys still cant ..

you probably were trying to be funny...
I said I wasn't going to laugh but...
I must confess when I saw this ..
try Comedy bro!!!

Lol...Nl clown u and Mr Cork must be bruvas or same person

acenazt:
Mehn how u take pass waec with this ur English?

he tell u say he don pass waec??

Spacegoat

Spacegoat........

spacegoat indeed!

mtchewwwww...

Choi, comedy of the day... Why did you decide to showcase your illiteracy?.
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. Spacecow

So funny!

mizzkeji44:
So funny!

hello babe/chick

Hohoo chinese english

Guy if you passed english in your waec return that cert.asap,you definitely don't worth it

Do u care about the English or the sense he made? Most of u who speak like onyibo don't or can't make no sense. I think all of u Englingliticians r guilty of wot he is correcting. If nairaland is made only for the educated elites as u claims to be, it wunt have been this popular.

op what a nice story. u see at the end no getting lay......



with this your writing and speech.

I ban u from getting lay in 1year to come

Chai

Op... SMH4U...

Lol
Poor comand of englsh language is a turn off too

Nice one @op.....

Mah nigga spacegoat..

And finally andy now has a brother

..we don hear ooo.. No kill us

I GET THE MESSAGE.. THANKS OP.

Op

acenazt:
Mehn how u take pass waec with this ur English?

Free d guy joor! He school in France

Even though your dumbness knows no bounds, I still see some sense in this post. But maybe that's because I'm like a million times smarter than the average human.

Am still learning english n my native language,i don't understand we Nigerians again oh.so if u can speak or write correct english, that means u are not well educated. English its just a Language.

acenazt:
Mehn how u take pass waec with this ur English?

Bros this guy good oo , if I speak for you ,u go get running stomach immediately