Funniest Pick-up Lines You Ever Heard Or Said - Romance (2)

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Re: Funniest Pick-up Lines You Ever Heard Or Said by Nobody: 9:09pm On Nov 15, 2014

MrCork:

and mr cork will be like, "Damn girl! you're so light that i forgot my dark side" cheesy

Re: Funniest Pick-up Lines You Ever Heard Or Said by Islie: 9:17pm On Nov 15, 2014

can't remember any pic-up lines self

Re: Funniest Pick-up Lines You Ever Heard Or Said by tammyboy1(m): 6:13am On Nov 18, 2014

Agybabe:
This annoys me "You look like someone I know".

Ah always dey resemble somebody to guys. Smh...

ma lady

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Re: Funniest Pick-up Lines You Ever Heard Or Said by ellguapo: 7:57am On Nov 18, 2014

Lol

Babe are you a banana peel, cuz you make me trip tongue

Babe is yur mother an okro seller, cuz yur face dey draw me shocked

Babe the word today is legs, how about yu come to my place and let's spread the word cheesy

. (she fit take hand reply yu for this one sha)

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Re: Funniest Pick-up Lines You Ever Heard Or Said by Bosville(m): 8:16am On Nov 18, 2014

BOY: Have You ever been arrested?
GIRL: :-/ No
BOY: Really? It's got to be illegal to look that good..
GIRL: :-D

Re: Funniest Pick-up Lines You Ever Heard Or Said by Victormimi(m): 8:42am On Nov 18, 2014

*You're the egg in my egg roll without you I'm an ordinary puff puff.

*My love for you is like photocopied assignment, I can't just explain it.

*Hello, I'm Victor will you be ma Victoria

Re: Funniest Pick-up Lines You Ever Heard Or Said by Missmossy(f): 9:09am On Nov 18, 2014

Observing.

Re: Funniest Pick-up Lines You Ever Heard Or Said by killercute16(m): 9:15am On Nov 18, 2014

Victormimi:
*You're the egg in my egg roll without you I'm an ordinary puff puff.

*My love for you is like photocopied assignment, I can't just explain it.

*Hello, I'm Victor will you be ma Victoria

Most stupid line ever....lol

Re: Funniest Pick-up Lines You Ever Heard Or Said by izsmike: 9:18am On Nov 18, 2014

[size=32pt]baby are you a yam cos my hrt keeps pounding for u[/size]

Re: Funniest Pick-up Lines You Ever Heard Or Said by Agybabe(f): 10:50pm On Nov 18, 2014

tammyboy1:
ma lady

I don't have a fake. I'm the original.

Guy, whatsup?

Re: Funniest Pick-up Lines You Ever Heard Or Said by Nobody: 12:28am On Nov 19, 2014

Lmao dis niggas ain't loyal

Re: Funniest Pick-up Lines You Ever Heard Or Said by tammyboy1(m): 6:20am On Nov 19, 2014

Agybabe:
I don't have a fake. I'm the original.

Guy, whatsup?

am kul, u remember me rii, well wts gud?

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Re: Funniest Pick-up Lines You Ever Heard Or Said by Macwytt(m): 7:17am On Nov 19, 2014

Sorry Ladies we don't Do Pick Up lines; we go straight to the point in a sexy n romantic way. That way we blow yhu of ya feet. cool

#TrustMe
#I_AM_A_PLAYER
#IF_AM_Not_ThE_Coolest_Of_Em_All_Then_Who? cool

Re: Funniest Pick-up Lines You Ever Heard Or Said by Nobody: 7:47am On Nov 19, 2014

Freshtomato:
*Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?

* You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

*Can I have your account details still remains the best pick up line in history thou

The last one sha.
You nor dey carry last...

Re: Funniest Pick-up Lines You Ever Heard Or Said by Nobody: 7:48am On Nov 19, 2014

Pick Up Lines Rearsal...
grin

Re: Funniest Pick-up Lines You Ever Heard Or Said by Nobody: 7:55am On Nov 19, 2014

debosola:
*A guy once told me to look out of my window to the sky that I'd see a collection of stars. He said the brightest star was me.

In his exact words "baby look outside your window, u will see stars in the sky, one is brighter than the other. The brightest is U, u are my chosen one"

I was like "what's this one saying" he was completely off point.

*Another said mosquitoes were biting him where he stood.he said he couldn't move because that was where he could get network signals.

Some guys ehn!

Na malaria the guy they use play!

Re: Funniest Pick-up Lines You Ever Heard Or Said by Nobody: 8:03am On Nov 19, 2014

Etumgbe:
If loving u is a crime let me be a criminal

Ah looolz!

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