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Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by african(f): 6:27pm On Nov 09, 2005 |
here u can write the best or worst pick up lines you have eva heard if u like in clide break up lines 2 |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by tolutope(m): 6:35pm On Nov 09, 2005 |
try this pick up line out....u must be very.... im beautiful.... DDDUUHHH.. |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by african(f): 6:42pm On Nov 09, 2005 |
that was lame who ever made that up |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by tolutope(m): 7:14pm On Nov 09, 2005 |
a friend of mine.. but if u take one at his face.. then it wont come as a surprise.... |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by african(f): 7:16pm On Nov 09, 2005 |
ha |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by tolutope(m): 7:34pm On Nov 09, 2005 |
my favourite... hi can i b of help? |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by african(f): 7:44pm On Nov 09, 2005 |
dats good any more people |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by Naijalife(f): 1:41am On Nov 10, 2005 |
u fine pass my mama your eyes are that of the shinning star like hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by alheri(f): 1:42pm On Nov 10, 2005 |
U look similia,i think i know ur name? |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by fabian(f): 1:54pm On Nov 10, 2005 |
Him: You look familiar, did you go to Unilag? Me: No Him: Ife? Me: No Him:U.I? Me: No Duh! Him: So, where do you live? (more like, where do you stay?) |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by african(f): 5:07pm On Nov 10, 2005 |
dats good |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by Efikibo(f): 6:31pm On Nov 10, 2005 |
WORST "Girl, come and sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up" Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock I'll marry you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight. I didn't know that Miss AmericMiss Nigeria lived here! Hi there. Do you swallow? BEST lost my number, can I have yours? Do you feel that? The chemistry between us? God must have spend a little more time on you. I wanna place you under arrest, cuz it's got to be against the law to look that good. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance? CHEESY him- "hey how old r u?" me- "how old do i look?" him- "is beautiful an age? 2) Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away! 3) Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me. 4) Hi, my name is Right ... Mr. Right. 5) If loving u is a terror...i am ready to be Osama bin Laden 6) If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. 7) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. 1 Like |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by african(f): 6:34pm On Nov 10, 2005 |
i agree with u on the best one |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by fabian(f): 11:24am On Nov 11, 2005 |
Coolie! |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by effects8000(m): 12:37pm On Nov 11, 2005 |
best pick up line" girl do you have any room for me in those jeans?" i know that a lot of heaters out there would call it cheezy but i worked for me and i got layed |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by fabian(f): 12:53pm On Nov 11, 2005 |
Hmm, the girl must have been an eager beaver, if I may say so |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by Seun(m): 12:59pm On Nov 11, 2005 |
There's no such thing as a good or bad pick up line. The effectiveness of your line depends on how attractive or rich you look, whether or not she's seeing someone else, whether she knows you, what she knows about you, her field of study, et cetera. If someone like Denzel Washington wants to pick up the average girl, he doesn't need to say more than "do you want ..." before he gets "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!" |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by Remi(m): 4:15pm On Nov 11, 2005 |
Efik_ibo, Surely when you said "best lines"... you meant it will (or used to) work for you. |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by Efikibo(f): 5:54pm On Nov 11, 2005 |
@ Remi when i said best, i meant its better than worse and it aint cheesy (might grab me attention though... if it'll work depends on wot the guy looks like) |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by tolutope(m): 7:26pm On Nov 11, 2005 |
try this line.. my name is bond.......james bond |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by alheri(f): 1:20pm On Nov 14, 2005 |
@tolulope. na wa oh, na so ur mumu reach. just joking,that line has gotten sean connery,pearse brosnan,and the rest VERY far! |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by fabian(f): 1:40pm On Nov 14, 2005 |
My name is Fabian. Fabian Bond! hehehe! |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by tolutope(m): 9:09pm On Nov 14, 2005 |
try this line.. girl u must be tired cos uve been runnin through my mind all night.. alihi or wetin be ur name.. WAT WAS UR BOYFRIENDS pick up line or break up line? anyone?> |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by ijebuman(m): 10:19pm On Nov 14, 2005 |
i've always been fascinated by beautiful women. mind if i study you? i'd like to have your children (reputed to be the line Michael Douglas used on Catherine Zeta Jones, well we all know that worked ) mind if i plug my laptop into your modem socket nice legs when do they open? not that i've ever used anyone of them |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by fabian(f): 1:15pm On Nov 15, 2005 |
I likey! |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by blaze: 1:44pm On Nov 15, 2005 |
wat about this for a line............. girl uve gat the most amzing legs ive ever seen, when do they open? |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by fabian(f): 1:55pm On Nov 15, 2005 |
Any lines about legs, I will bash your head! |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by Z4M4eva(f): 2:16pm On Nov 15, 2005 |
LoL, blaze!!!that sounds like u just want da woman for what you want!!!!haha "when are they gonna open"hmmm!! |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by tolutope(m): 3:09am On Nov 16, 2005 |
best break up line of all times....... i'm born again.... |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by tolutope(m): 3:10am On Nov 16, 2005 |
hi,, im ur server r u my link? |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by tolutope(m): 3:15am On Nov 16, 2005 |
may i browse through your mind and maybe u'll allow me to leave an offline in your heart telling you how much i want to be you buddy |
Re: Best or Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Ever Heard? by Destiny6(f): 8:41pm On Dec 11, 2005 |
worst: hi, i seem to have misplaced my number, can i have yours? |
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