decanta:

Shame on you.

njokusboy:


Nope, she's the kinda girl who bash at nyt and kick her out the door the next morning...
For the STD, foula dey... the thing tight wella

Forwetinnah:
Feza better stop pumping those silly sinus antibiotics into her body. The best treatment for it is Garlic.

Mr and Mrs Shaka Shaka don free o!! Now Sheillah can run her mouth

orirebaby:


At d bolded... I always understand her and I love her analysis.

spade:
If I were told to choose between Sheillah and M'am Bea on the "fhuck" scale, I'd go with Sheillah.
But if I were told to choose between Sheillah and M'am Bea on the "marry" scale, I'd definitely go with M'am Bea.

And I know I'm not the only one.

njokusboy:


Nope, she's the kinda girl you bash at nyt and kick out the door the next morning...
For the STD, foula dey... the thing tight wella

njokusboy:
@spade, no dey follow owerrii babes oh, ha na ebukwa mmadu... u wey dey fear std

ochon:
So I finally got to watch the Tayo Vs Miss P video, the YouTube link, that is. From what I watched, I don't FULLY blame Tayo for the debacle, I only blame his choice of words.

Many people (of his kind) in Tayo's situation will react like he did, maybe not the same way, but alike. Tayo's character and that of Ellah who's been insulted by Vimbai but chose to ignore, varies greatly. Like Tayo said, he walked away repeatedly but Miss P wouldn't let him be, and he gave her his piece of mind. He went far though, but when we're angry, we say things excessively. when one is angry, he doesn't reason rationally and ends up going overboard, sometimes. Uti saying "huhuhuhuh" also egged the Nigga on and he felt he had Uti's support and didn't stop.

JJ was laughing together with Uti too, not because he's sarcastically mocking Tayo, but because he's tired of the new HMs pushing their buttons and since he can't stand up to face them man to man, he cheered Tayo to put Miss P in her place. JJ have had enough of Vimbai insulting him and Butty, so seeing Tayo lashing Miss P, sort of gave him a consolation. The HMs are tired of their buttons being pushed, but none can man up to speak it out loud. Uti for finish Miss P if it's BBA3 too.

My main grouse with Tayo last night is the "200 Million" BS he keeps spewing while tapping his chest as a lion. When will he get it into his skull that even 10 billion votes amounts to just 1 SINGLE country vote? Even if his competitor gets ONE vote each from 2 countries and he gets ONLY 200 million Nigerians votes (assuming they are 3 countries voting), he'll loose out 2-1. He's living on this self-delusion that Nigeria alone can get him the cash. This dude needs anger management, I swear!!

But on last night's drama, barring the heavy insults on Miss P, I side with him on this one.

I want to also defend Macky2 too. Some people were saying that if the cameras were removed he'd have reacted to Leonel's taunting. Who wouldn't? I sure will. But have you asked yourself if Macky2, after the Elikem-Macky2 incident, have thought deeply and uncovered the new HMs M.O, and decide not to fall for their tricks? Of course without the rules and money at stake, Macky2 would have retaliated again like he did with Elikem. It's no pretense, he just don't want to lose the money. Elikem was in this situation last year with Nando, he held his anger back, not because he's pretending, Elikem will knock Nando the fùck out if they weren't in BBA house; but because he doesn't want to lose the cash because of a minute madness especially when he's so close to it. It's no pretense, it's just obeying Biggie's rules. We've laws limiting us from doing certain things, it's what is. Macky2 has his mind on the money, and he doesn't want to squander his chances of grabbing it by fighting Leonel.

njokusboy:
@spade, no dey follow owerrii babes oh, ha na ebukwa mmadu... u wey dey fear std

GotNoSwaggg:


Boss, I go run am same day, same time as Spade's.

Men, the way you dey arrange your pointers dey burst my head. One of these days, I go write wetin you nor go fit arrange with points.

decanta:

I knew there was a reason I never liked you....now you see.

ellab:


The epistle according to the Gospel of Ochon

ochon:


Mumu. it's "eGbukwa mmadu" not "ebukwa mmadu."

njokusboy:


Nope, she's the kinda girl you bash at nyt and kick out the door the next morning...
For the STD, foula dey... the thing tight wella

decanta:
Women can now be kpashed and thrown out the next day,like a used condom......and people with blood flowing on their veins brag about such a thing, like it is an achievement.....

forkadict:


OH WELL.

Congratulations to you then.

Finally I found one person on this thread that understands her posts.

BTW, which analysis do you love? Those her analysis that are waaaaay waaaaay off the mark almost all the time??

Please dont make me laugh biko.

P.S: Anybody else that loves and understand @safarigirl's posts

I'm taking a census here.

ochon:
So I finally got to watch the Tayo Vs Miss P video, the YouTube link, that is. From what I watched, I don't FULLY blame Tayo for the debacle, I only blame his choice of words.

Many people (of his kind) in Tayo's situation will react like he did, maybe not the same way, but alike. Tayo's character and that of Ellah who's been insulted by Vimbai but chose to ignore, varies greatly. Like Tayo said, he walked away repeatedly but Miss P wouldn't let him be, and he gave her his piece of mind. He went far though, but when we're angry, we say things excessively. when one is angry, he doesn't reason rationally and ends up going overboard, sometimes. Uti saying "huhuhuhuh" also egged the Nigga on and he felt he had Uti's support and didn't stop.

JJ was laughing together with Uti too, not because he's sarcastically mocking Tayo, but because he's tired of the new HMs pushing their buttons and since he can't stand up to face them man to man, he cheered Tayo to put Miss P in her place. JJ have had enough of Vimbai insulting him and Butty, so seeing Tayo lashing Miss P, sort of gave him a consolation. The HMs are tired of their buttons being pushed, but none can man up to speak it out loud. Uti for finish Miss P if it's BBA3 too.

My main grouse with Tayo last night is the "200 Million" BS he keeps spewing while tapping his chest as a lion. When will he get it into his skull that even 10 billion votes amounts to just 1 SINGLE country vote? Even if his competitor gets ONE vote each from 2 countries and he gets ONLY 200 million Nigerians votes (assuming they are 3 countries voting), he'll loose out 2-1. He's living on this self-delusion that Nigeria alone can get him the cash. This dude needs anger management, I swear!!

But on last night's drama, barring the heavy insults on Miss P, I side with him on this one.

I want to also defend Macky2 too. Some people were saying that if the cameras were removed he'd have reacted to Leonel's taunting. Who wouldn't? I sure will. But have you asked yourself if Macky2, after the Elikem-Macky2 incident, have thought deeply and uncovered the new HMs M.O, and decide not to fall for their tricks? Of course without the rules and money at stake, Macky2 would have retaliated again like he did with Elikem. It's no pretense, he just don't want to lose the money. Elikem was in this situation last year with Nando, he held his anger back, not because he's pretending, Elikem will knock Nando the fùck out if they weren't in BBA house; but because he doesn't want to lose the cash because of a minute madness especially when he's so close to it. It's no pretense, it's just obeying Biggie's rules. We've laws limiting us from doing certain things, it's what is. Macky2 has his mind on the money, and he doesn't want to squander his chances of grabbing it by fighting Leonel.

GotNoSwaggg:


Mr Fork, I just changed my mind. Ain't waiting for spade anymore. Let's get this over with. Check my profile (this profile).

I never baff... ABEG make una easy with the yabbing oh. It will be up for the next 7-hours... Na once man dey die.

spade:


Pssh! E be like say you don dey read the nonsense stories wey those illiterates in the Politics section dey cook.
If I give you the HIV charts for the country, the stats might shock you.
Those Owerri peeps are actually ranked among the lowest in terms of rate and incidence. People wey live the place never talk, na those other clowns wey never step foot into the area dey make the noise pass.

In terms of STD mehn, even common rumour dey make me lose interest. Selly is an example. As soon as Nando started with that Chlamydia bulllshit, meeeehn, my crush disappeared immediately
Even after Selly came out to deny it, my mind still no dey again.

ochon:
So I finally got to watch the Tayo Vs Miss P video, the YouTube link, that is. From what I watched, I don't FULLY blame Tayo for the debacle, I only blame his choice of words.

Many people (of his kind) in Tayo's situation will react like he did, maybe not the same way, but alike. Tayo's character and that of Ellah who's been insulted by Vimbai but chose to ignore, varies greatly. Like Tayo said, he walked away repeatedly but Miss P wouldn't let him be, and he gave her his piece of mind. He went far though, but when we're angry, we say things excessively. when one is angry, he doesn't reason rationally and ends up going overboard, sometimes. Uti saying "huhuhuhuh" also egged the Nigga on and he felt he had Uti's support and didn't stop.

JJ was laughing together with Uti too, not because he's sarcastically mocking Tayo, but because he's tired of the new HMs pushing their buttons and since he can't stand up to face them man to man, he cheered Tayo to put Miss P in her place. JJ have had enough of Vimbai insulting him and Butty, so seeing Tayo lashing Miss P, sort of gave him a consolation. The HMs are tired of their buttons being pushed, but none can man up to speak it out loud. Uti for finish Miss P if it's BBA3 too.

My main grouse with Tayo last night is the "200 Million" BS he keeps spewing while tapping his chest as a lion. When will he get it into his skull that even 10 billion votes amounts to just 1 SINGLE country vote? Even if his competitor gets ONE vote each from 2 countries and he gets ONLY 200 million Nigerians votes (assuming they are 3 countries voting), he'll loose out 2-1. He's living on this self-delusion that Nigeria alone can get him the cash. This dude needs anger management, I swear!!

But on last night's drama, barring the heavy insults on Miss P, I side with him on this one.

I want to also defend Macky2 too. Some people were saying that if the cameras were removed he'd have reacted to Leonel's taunting. Who wouldn't? I sure will. But have you asked yourself if Macky2, after the Elikem-Macky2 incident, have thought deeply and uncovered the new HMs M.O, and decide not to fall for their tricks? Of course without the rules and money at stake, Macky2 would have retaliated again like he did with Elikem. It's no pretense, he just don't want to lose the money. Elikem was in this situation last year with Nando, he held his anger back, not because he's pretending, Elikem will knock Nando the fùck out if they weren't in BBA house; but because he doesn't want to lose the cash because of a minute madness especially when he's so close to it. It's no pretense, it's just obeying Biggie's rules. We've laws limiting us from doing certain things, it's what is. Macky2 has his mind on the money, and he doesn't want to squander his chances of grabbing it by fighting Leonel.

njokusboy:


Don't sweat it, it's a mutual feeling

njokusboy:


But the last time I go dat owerri, na HOES just full everywhere, dem dey even do bonanza, dem dey give discounts sef....

CaptainJason:


Right on point. Just get the money. Sometimes I have to prostrate to some dirty old accountants who refuse to process my invoices, sometimes you have to grease palms, even in football, great players fall after a slight touch as long as they are in the box. If Miss P was holding a gun and insulting Tayo, would he have replied with insults or praises? LOL. Bottom line is to play the game to get results, Tayo needs to know there are limits.

njokusboy:


Not women, "HOES"

ochon:
So I finally got to watch the Tayo Vs Miss P video, the YouTube link, that is. From what I watched, I don't FULLY blame Tayo for the debacle, I only blame his choice of words.

Many people (of his kind) in Tayo's situation will react like he did, maybe not the same way, but alike. Tayo's character and that of Ellah who's been insulted by Vimbai but chose to ignore, varies greatly. Like Tayo said, he walked away repeatedly but Miss P wouldn't let him be, and he gave her his piece of mind. He went far though, but when we're angry, we say things excessively. when one is angry, he doesn't reason rationally and ends up going overboard, sometimes. Uti saying "huhuhuhuh" also egged the Nigga on and he felt he had Uti's support and didn't stop.

JJ was laughing together with Uti too, not because he's sarcastically mocking Tayo, but because he's tired of the new HMs pushing their buttons and since he can't stand up to face them man to man, he cheered Tayo to put Miss P in her place. JJ have had enough of Vimbai insulting him and Butty, so seeing Tayo lashing Miss P, sort of gave him a consolation. The HMs are tired of their buttons being pushed, but none can man up to speak it out loud. Uti for finish Miss P if it's BBA3 too.

My main grouse with Tayo last night is the "200 Million" BS he keeps spewing while tapping his chest as a lion. When will he get it into his skull that even 10 billion votes amounts to just 1 SINGLE country vote? Even if his competitor gets ONE vote each from 2 countries and he gets ONLY 200 million Nigerians votes (assuming they are 3 countries voting), he'll loose out 2-1. He's living on this self-delusion that Nigeria alone can get him the cash. This dude needs anger management, I swear!!

But on last night's drama, barring the heavy insults on Miss P, I side with him on this one.

I want to also defend Macky2 too. Some people were saying that if the cameras were removed he'd have reacted to Leonel's taunting. Who wouldn't? I sure will. But have you asked yourself if Macky2, after the Elikem-Macky2 incident, have thought deeply and uncovered the new HMs M.O, and decide not to fall for their tricks? Of course without the rules and money at stake, Macky2 would have retaliated again like he did with Elikem. It's no pretense, he just don't want to lose the money. Elikem was in this situation last year with Nando, he held his anger back, not because he's pretending, Elikem will knock Nando the fùck out if they weren't in BBA house; but because he doesn't want to lose the cash because of a minute madness especially when he's so close to it. It's no pretense, it's just obeying Biggie's rules. We've laws limiting us from doing certain things, it's what is. Macky2 has his mind on the money, and he doesn't want to squander his chances of grabbing it by fighting Leonel.

forkadict:


OH WELL.

Congratulations to you then.

Finally I found one person on this thread that understands her posts.

BTW, which analysis do you love? Those her analysis that are waaaaay waaaaay off the mark almost all the time??

Please dont make me laugh biko.

P.S: Anybody else that loves and understand @safarigirl's posts

I'm taking a census here.