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Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by denedene(m): 7:24am On Nov 22, 2014

had a frnd during my nysc days mehnnn that guy could analyse a woman's butt.... one day im like "dude! come c diz frosh babe pic for instagram, c her butt". when guy came n started analysing the butt.... mehnnnnn I was like huh huh

he zoomed showed me the accuracy of the curves which he claims aint sopoz to b so n also the position she took should affect the position of her butt n I was like. huh? he went to internet to bring out a real butt pic n differentiate till date me see no difference, I'm still fooled huh

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Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by Strawhat(m): 7:26am On Nov 22, 2014

Lol!

OP is an ass detective cool

good one though! wink

not everyone of us should be deceived afterall..

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Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by coolfredo(m): 7:26am On Nov 22, 2014

benuejosh:
frustrated? Do i look like one? Smh. born with a silver spoon. #not boasting. Really wanna know abt it?. Self employed. Making it real big.

No be only silver spoon u born with, Wooden spoon, man free ur self n be free indeed. no cum here de form wht u r not. I kno u real good, stop decieving ur self

Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by Classicalmusic: 7:27am On Nov 22, 2014

Elesta:
So girls really go all out to have fake bombom . I don't have a big bombom and I aint borthered because it has never stopped me from getting whatever I wonna get. Learn to be yourselves,babes,anyone that can't like u d way u are should go n hug transformer

OP has really rattled you guys but I'm just curious now, what do you get from guys?

Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by henry66: 7:28am On Nov 22, 2014

it amazes me why some ladies like going too artificial not knowing they are beautiful just the way they are

legendsilver:
I love it natural
God bless my baby till the end of days

...
it amazes me why some ladies like going too artificial not knowing they are beautiful just the way they are

Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by Nobody: 7:30am On Nov 22, 2014

Op forgot to mention..fake butt is really stiff..especially the butt pad!

Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by Nobody: 7:30am On Nov 22, 2014

Tymax:
Hehehe, don't worry. I will even deliver it in person.

I knew I could count on you.
Thanks

Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by Maximus85(m): 7:31am On Nov 22, 2014

swtme:
I av a small butt n I admit that most times I'm so bothered bout it but I seriously prefer having a small butt to a fake padded butts that is gonna make me look mad cos I'm conscious of it...

you're the real type. do these fake ars girls care to know how a guy feels when he gets to see the stupid pads? rubbish

Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by Taiwo20(m): 7:31am On Nov 22, 2014

swtme:
I av a small butt n I admit that most times I'm so bothered bout it but I seriously prefer having a small butt to a fake padded butts that is gonna make me look mad cos I'm conscious of it...

Picture of ur bu.....
or else adonbilivit

Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by Nobody: 7:33am On Nov 22, 2014

ROZZAYY:
Tymax ke no o ask truckpusher or kingtom dem fit know

Those ones might sieze the goods for their personal use. I prefer a "loaded" guy.

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Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by ROZZAYY(f): 7:36am On Nov 22, 2014

Tymax:
Lol. Rozzayy na wa o. I can ship it to her na

I tot u were quite busy o, ok o buy one for me too my own small

Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by IamDanto7(m): 7:37am On Nov 22, 2014

How to tell the difference between a fake ass
& a real one……
marvelousnikki:
Look at the thighs. With a big behind comes thick
thighs. They go hand in hand.
Fake:
1. Kim Kardashian
2. Nicki Minaj:
Real:
1. Trina
2. Beyonce
Unsure:
1. Buffie The Body: That’s a little bit TOO
MUCH ass for one person to have.
2. Amber Rose: Ass wasn’t as big before
Kanye but she also wasn’t as thick as she
is now.

Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by ROZZAYY(f): 7:37am On Nov 22, 2014

3cycle:
Those ones might sieze the goods for their personal use. I prefer a "loaded" guy.

Lol wen dem no be gay btw do u want to sell it dere

Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by beckyomas(f): 7:39am On Nov 22, 2014

blakky97:
You have time.

what is your own?

Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by UjSizzle(f): 7:40am On Nov 22, 2014

*rolls eyes* Men

Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by ROZZAYY(f): 7:40am On Nov 22, 2014

3cycle:
Those ones might sieze the goods for their personal use. I prefer a "loaded" guy.

Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by Nobody: 7:42am On Nov 22, 2014

#sits in front seat#

Observing with a bottle of coke and puff puff...

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Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by midasbliss(f): 7:49am On Nov 22, 2014

Lol... was actually wondering why this was never on NL... grin

Now it is.

Best way to knw itz fake; It's very stiff... 'it's just there while she is walking, no motion, just there staring at you.
I easily knw when a girl wears one...
This days, every girl on my street has a butt! angry

and only few really own it. Wish I could tell the girl living close that hers is bigger than her body nd doesnt look good grin

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Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by Nobody: 7:57am On Nov 22, 2014

ROZZAYY:
Lol wen dem no be gay btw do u want to sell it dere

The bigger the better. wink

Guys nowadays hate to see a moderate as* they prefer large ones.

Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by Nobody: 7:58am On Nov 22, 2014

Classicalmusic:
OP has really rattled you guys but I'm just curious now, what do you get from guys?

Ogbasaragee?

Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by write2obi(m): 8:04am On Nov 22, 2014

swtme:
I av a small butt n I admit that most times I'm so bothered bout it but I seriously prefer having a small butt to a fake padded butts that is gonna make me look mad cos I'm conscious of it...

Pix pls

Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by Nobody: 8:07am On Nov 22, 2014

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Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by kayalla(f): 8:11am On Nov 22, 2014

OshovieWilliams:
You can easily tell if a girl's buttocks is fake by observing her attitudes towards herself and others.

1. She is very conscious of it: when a girl is overly conscious of her buttocks all the time, it could be a sign that it is fake. Maybe she feels inadequate about it; maybe she feels something that should be hidden is been shown. If she's wearing a butt pad, she may be wondering if there are bulges that could be suspicious.

2. She wants you to look at it. Go on-line and see photos of fake butts with the owners having a thing in common-"look at my....!"-they all want you to look at it.
Even in the real world, the real naturally beautiful girls don't even have time for beauty contests.
Unu na-anugo?

3. They price it too much. Since it boosts their self-esteem, it becomes a treasure to them. Most girls with natural bigger sized butts don't even have time for it. To them, there is more to their lives than that: it doesn't solve their problems; it rather attracts lucherous or "irresponsible" males to them. But those with the fake ones, always brag about it.

If you have more, feel free to add.
Let's educate and enlighten our brothers, together.

@ OP if u re talking about butt pad, ur analysis isn't quite complete.
girls with butt pad don't move it much cos that sh**t don't stay one place.
they wouldn't want u to look at it twice cos it doesn't shake (no matter how small a natural butt is, it still shakes a bit)
to be honest, i had an experience. i was going for an official dinner and had to wear a fitted dress opposed to my usual jeans, and decided to enhance. but that was the worst and best mistake i ever made.

and i noticed, seen and talked to girls that use it.

Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by ROZZAYY(f): 8:12am On Nov 22, 2014

3cycle:
The bigger the better.
Guys nowadays hate to see a moderate as* they prefer large ones.

Wtf! Tenks buh I prefer my small bum to dis. Heheheeheheheh. See ukwu! Chai

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Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by Nobody: 8:13am On Nov 22, 2014

henry66:
.....nice post

Thanks

Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by Nobody: 8:15am On Nov 22, 2014

ROZZAYY:
Wtf! Tenks buh I prefer my small bum to dis. Heheheeheheheh. See ukwu! Chai

U av got a pretty booty tho..but pls,dat aside..kindly Vote Chibwike today..pls wink

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Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by Nobody: 8:18am On Nov 22, 2014

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Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by Tex42(m): 8:20am On Nov 22, 2014

u go fear thread na! soon it will be 'how to know when a girl's kongo is fake'.

nairalanders sha!

Re: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by Beehorn(f): 8:22am On Nov 22, 2014

Who their yansh don help?? ?

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