smollett:
This thing pain sheila sha...

She is still complaining...

If tayo beg this girl ehn, I go kill am

decanta:

I was watching bba when I graduated at 17 ..with a 4.08 gp,something you can never achieve even if you died and came back ten times.....I was watching BBA when I started competing and winning real pageants while you are here losing a Mr Nairaland competition like the pathetic loser you will forever remain.... Can you stand near me intellectually ,are you even up to the level of men that chic me on the street...who the hell do you think you are? And I talk like this cos I back it up....let's have an intellectual challenge here on any topic of your choosing and watch me expose you as the brainless stupid wimp that you are....

forkadict:
FORK ADDICT'S PRESS BRIEFING ON HIS RELEASE FROM JAIL.

First things first, I would like to seize this opportunuity to recognize and thank the people that identified with the struggle to secure my release from incarceration. I deeply appreciate yall from the deepest recess of my soul. But for yall and the solidarity, I would have languished in the prison till 1st DECEMBER 2014.

Prominent activists in the movement are @The Amaka, @Spade, @decanta, @Eustachio aka (Ochon), @maum, @thandii, @reincarnated, @kgr28, @Agbgift, @rusello, @shegxi, @sugarcoconut, @pseudome, @kirrs, @nigeriangirl, @shezy, @librate, @cestmoi1, @Captain Jason, @Orirebaby, @ToyinDipo, @dominique, @Worldpeace, @Forwetinnah @GHKwame1 @Youngwhy (pls pardon the spelling) and others that I may have ommitted their monikers, I just want to say a big thank you to each and everyone.

Just before I adjourne this briefing, please permit me to bore you a little about my experience in jail. It was HELL. I was locked up 23 hours a day. I was fed with only beans cooked with no salt, no oil and no pepper all thru my stay. The guards were all Alusa and Samantha fans. And to add salt to injury, they were all UNILAG graduates. Even worse was the fact that @Obinoscopy (personally addressed by me as OBOnoscopy), my Jailer who coincidentally is a UNILAG graduate gave strict instructions to the guards to make my sojourne a very miserable one. So I was done for ab initio.

Thank you very much once again. Now the predominant task before me at the moment is to try to bring myself up to speed on the thread. So i go back in time to dig up some posts that I couldnt respond to while i was behind bars. Be right back.


SIGNED,
EX-CONVICT FORK ADDICT.

JekyllAndHyde:


Hmmm, Zen master, I no understand this new style sha.

It is a natural something...

spade:
Tayo may have 'won' that fight, but he will lose the votes... and he'll have himself to blame.

*sigh*

You know what's even funny? It's the fact that the same Nhlanhla he's standing up for, has his page admin rendering the story in such a bizarre way to further discredit Tayo... not like even that requires much hardwork anyways.
Some things are just not worth it.

Tayo is a rebel without a cause.
But, oh well... Back to not giving a fhuck.

*sips Annabel breastmilk*

decanta:
When will women be librated with women like safarigirl running amok....how can one sacrifice the dignity of women so your fav can win a competition you won't get a penny....Is BBA worth it ,am asking you safari girl....if I could see you in person, I would have slapped you so hard your teeth will crack.

braindamage:
Uganda beautiful... ...please how can I lay my hands on the song Otono and Klar Klar sang...

braindamage:
Uganda beautiful... ...please how can I lay my hands on the song Otono and Klar Klar sang...

Eustachio:


Spade's partner in "cheering from the bleachers" crime.. One day, a tribalist will take you to the cleaners. I'll be the one cheering then.

ninnyanny:
tah...ntanta admin no get level......make she pack well.

ninnyanny:
tah...ntanta admin no get level......make she pack well.

Mordyb:
that uti and tayos song stop getting false info from some nlders

ninnyanny:
U ARE SO TAYOFIED

blackwidow:

Bye Felicia.

chrisviral:


Bi.tch im handsome, getting a man like me will be an honour to you!
Atleast I don't live a fake life, always claiming what your not. Classless fool forming classy on NL, msheeeew

Belvine33:
abegi park well jor

spade:


As in, a total bum.
The first time Tayo nominated Sheillah because she was manipulating Nhlanhla, he got nothing but insults from those degenerate rats. This evening, he's getting insults from them once again, so it really irks me when he goes out of his way to hurt his own image over a person like Nhlanhla.
Mehn, na who beg am?

forkadict:


****Singing the popular Owambe party jam***

Handsome handsome bobo
Bobo bobo bobo bobo bobo bobo bobo bobo bobo bobo
Iwo lo dara ju...

Oya na show your logo. Display your Foto...

Yungwhy:
Some people for this life sef... Yhu can't just come here and be boasting you graduated at a tender age trying to mock people who graduated at a more older age. The only reason why you can graduate at such age is possibly because you didn't school your whole life in Nigeria, an all time Nigerian student can't graduate at such age unless if he/she skipped a grade in sec. school or a class or two ar primary level. Even if you didnt school all time in Nigeria, you shouldn't come here and be typin BS b'cos Nigeria's educational system is different....
And for the Cgpa thingy, I might believe you but somebody else might not believe you. Your Cgpa is not something you should be discussing here(Unless somebody wants to give you a job here)...

***Don't qoute me, because I don't want to continue this shiii... If this hits on you, try and change your ways. And stop being a critic when you exhibit the same xteristics with the person you're criticizing.

decanta:
When will women be librated with women like safarigirl running amok....how can one sacrifice the dignity of women so your fav can win a competition you won't get a penny....Is BBA worth it ,am asking you safari girl....if I could see you in person, I would have slapped you so hard your teeth will crack.

decanta:

I wish tayo will meet a person like me...after verbally washing him like a cloth ,I will beat him up too.....he dares insult sheila's talent.... What is his talent exactly?
He has such a successful modelling career .....how come no one knew him before BBA?
Why did he sacrifice 2 months of his very busy life to compete for 300 kd?
People in glass houses don't throw stones...... Sheila might have let him off easily but no one and I repeat no one can try that nonsense with me.

Yungwhy:
Some people for this life sef... Yhu can't just come here and be boasting you graduated at a tender age trying to mock people who graduated at a more older age. The only reason why you can graduate at such age is possibly because you didn't school your whole life in Nigeria, an all time Nigerian student can't graduate at such age unless if he/she skipped a grade in sec. school or a class or two ar primary level. Even if you didnt school all time in Nigeria, you shouldn't come here and be typin BS b'cos Nigeria's educational system is different....
And for the Cgpa thingy, I might believe you but somebody else might not believe you. Your Cgpa is not something you should be discussing here(Unless somebody wants to give you a job here)...

***Don't qoute me, because I don't want to continue this shiii... If this hits on you, try and change your ways. And stop being a critic when you exhibit the same xteristics with the person you're criticizing.

blackwidow:

Right after you pack your fake arsse to one side.

decanta:

I wish tayo will meet a person like me...after verbally washing him like a cloth ,I will beat him up too.....he dares insult sheila's talent.... What is his talent exactly?
He has such a successful modelling career .....how come no one knew him before BBA?
Why did he sacrifice 2 months of his very busy life to compete for 300 kd?
People in glass houses don't throw stones...... Sheila might have let him off easily but no one and I repeat no one can try that nonsense with me.

Belvine33:
[s]who call this one now? Is it because no one is giving you attention on this thread? You go just dey carry matter wey no concern you on top your head. Mtcheww. I don't have your time because I'm giving it to people that are actually relevant. Secondhand![/s]

decanta:

I wish tayo will meet a person like me...after verbally washing him like a cloth ,I will beat him up too.....he dares insult sheila's talent.... What is his talent exactly?
He has such a successful modelling career .....how come no one knew him before BBA?
Why did he sacrifice 2 months of his very busy life to compete for 300 kd?
People in glass houses don't throw stones...... Sheila might have let him off easily but no one and I repeat no one can try that nonsense with me.