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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements

That wasn't so Hard, was it?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. never forget
*anniversaries
*arrangements she makes

Men are in big trouble

....#walks in with headset turned to the loudest lstening to loyal-chris brown#
op why give a lady all these while she'll rather have your purse?

Lmao!!

Just be trustworthy and love us, and all will be well in your life.


Ermm and be very handy in the electronics/furniture/everything handmade department

Prodeegee:
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements

That wasn't so Hard, was it?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. never forget
*anniversaries
*arrangements she makes

Men are in big trouble

wetin dey wori dis 1 anoda patient on d loose

With money,a gal wil always be happy..... the rest is story.

AJ01:
wetin dey wori dis 1 anoda patient on d loose

I swear!
Bia op, swear you do all these for your partner, yet she sticks to you? Please leave ladies alone. Jhur ooo.

kristina1:
With money,a gal wil always be happy..... the rest is story.

wrong...I've knw a lady tenant arnd ma area,who's 40-sumtin now..Always been rich since childhood...now one of the top Managers of a reputable company...buh when we converse she keeps on saying she aint happy @all...cos she's got all the money#Salary *900k/month..buh no happiness

MzPreshie:
I swear!
Bia op, swear you do all these for your partner, yet she sticks to you? Please leave ladies alone. Jhur ooo.

Well, 5,6,14,20,30,33,35,


And most important...36

kristina1:
With money,a gal wil always be happy..... the rest is story.

So money is the only thing u need in a relationship


Amo iru yin

UjSizzle:
Lmao!!

Just be trustworthy and love us, and all will be well in your life.


Ermm and be very handy in the electronics/furniture/everything handmade department

Lol...continue


Confession in progress

This certainly cracked me up

but on a serious note, are we ladies that demanding or is the Op just exagerating

Mprex:
This certainly cracked me up

but on a serious note, are we ladies that demanding or is the Op just exagerating

Point which of the items on the menu u don't need and ill join u in prayer that ull never have it.





I'm waiting sistah

Prodeegee:
Point which of the items on the menu u don't need and ill join u in prayer that ull never have it.





I'm waiting sistah

psychiatrist


i am not mad

Mprex:
psychiatrist


i am not mad

Lol...u see

Out of 53 items

Its jst 1 u dnt need.

Mprex:
are we ladies that demanding or is the Op just exagerating

I hope with this few points of mine....

Prodeegee:
Lol...u see

Out of 53 items

Its jst 1 u dnt need.


I hope with this few points of mine....

lolsss. But you said a should pick out one

Mprex:
lolsss. But you said a should pick out one

Pick more

Prodeegee:
So money is the only thing u need in a relationship


Amo iru yin

Can you practised all dat without money?

Just be kind to the lady.

andromida:
Just be kind to the lady.

Oh rili?

kristina1:
Can you practised all dat without money?

Lol...funny.

Very funny