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| Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by pasqal09(op): 4:14pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
A colleague of mine back in high school went home and told his parents who were illiterates that he broke the amoeba in the biology lab and the photosynthesis inside escaped and the school is asking him to pay for it.  A classmate of mine also told his parents who were also illiterates that he was asked to hire a small portion of land and labourers for his SSCE Agricultural Science practicals costing over 70,000. Unfortunately for him, his parents came to school to complain to the Principal which landed him in serious trouble. He was actually expelled for it. So share yours......... 33 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by mperoakeem(m): 4:17pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
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| Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by ammyluv2002(f): 4:17pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
Lied that I was very sick(forming sickness) just to drink malt and milk *smh* 15 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Truth24(m): 4:23pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
Reloading.......... |
| Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Nobody: 4:45pm On Dec 04, 2014*. Modified: 3:14pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
pasqal09:mumu story 6 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by pasqal09(op): 4:51pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
Yungwizzzy:Longest time |
| Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Nobody: 4:54pm On Dec 04, 2014*. Modified: 3:21pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
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| Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Abduletudaye(m): 4:56pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
Ok, my parents were lie detectors.. Hence, I couldn't lie coz I didn't have the lie-sense (so to speak). Anyway, I dey lie die now!! .. 5 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by pasqal09(op): 4:57pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
Yungwizzzy:You miss the romance section right? |
| Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Nobody: 5:16pm On Dec 04, 2014*. Modified: 3:18pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
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| Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 5:18pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
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| Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Dahjhi: 2:50am On Dec 06, 2014*. Modified: 10:43pm On Dec 25, 2014 |
I hates washing so I will always postponed it till mum do it for me. One day she insisted my clothe must be washed before she arrived or else cane will follow(and she sabi flog die).. I nodded a yes of course.... but neh, I played and wasted d whole day and when I suspects she should almost be on her way I go for my clothes and deep it inside the water.. immediately she arrived she asked me where are my clothes then I perfectly lied that 'I have actually washed it but the wind blew them off when the rain wanted to fall and all of it was inside the sand... And she said "God saves u"... The next morning she wanted to just rinse the clothes out for me where I soaked it and behold and lo " this milky-dirts started coming out""" Its dawn, my lie expired and she can't just believe I told such a lie....Come see the cane I wanna avoid in its fried, boiled, and smoked style.. 69 Likes 9 Shares |
| Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Janeify(f): 9:16am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Okay! So Emeka & Nkiru were taking a romantic walk down the beach one cool night. Emeka grabs Nkiru's hands, draws her closer to him, kisses her & says, "Baby! You know I so much love you. There's no one here. Its just us. Let's do WEEWEECHU."Nkiru looks around & says, "My love, I don't want to do WEEWEECHU please. Let's just hold hands & cuddle."Emeka agrees.After a while, Emeka asks her again, "Oh baby! Please my love! Let's do WEEWEECHU!"Nkiru replies: "Baby'm, don't rush me. I don't want to do it. I just want to be wrapped in your arms."Emeka calms down.After a longer while, Emeka can't hold it any longer. He says, "My heartbeat, its not fair oh! Let's do WEEWEECHU nah! Since last year oh!"Nkiru reluctantly agrees!So Emeka immediately grabs her closer to him, hugs her tight, brings out the guitar strapped to his back & they both start singing:"WEEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!"See their dirty minds! What were y'all thinking WEEWEECHU was? Seasons greetings Jare!! 180 Likes 20 Shares |
| Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by okiezman(m): 9:16am On Dec 25, 2014 |
I lied to my teacher that buhari was a bigot and religious fanatic....then lo and behold in 2014 I noticed that I even told her the truth...smh......gej till buhari shout praise the lord 21 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Jerrick(m): 9:16am On Dec 25, 2014 |
I've never lied before. I'm not a liar.  |
| Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by holatin(m): 9:16am On Dec 25, 2014 |
I told my dad, d principal step daughter boyfriend junior brother cousin is dead, so there is no school dat day 1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by IAMGEJ(m): 9:16am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Do n it shall b do unto you. #makeurcolleaguenorworry#  1 Like 3 Shares |
| Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by understatement: 9:17am On Dec 25, 2014 |
I dey come 1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by vizkiz: 9:17am On Dec 25, 2014 |
We don't tell lies in my house...just say the truth and if mum/dad isn't going along with you, just tell them "dad,mum sometimes i think saying the truth sucks!! 2 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by DancingSkeleton(m): 9:18am On Dec 25, 2014 |
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| Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Prodeegee(m): 9:18am On Dec 25, 2014 |
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| Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Nobody: 9:18am On Dec 25, 2014 |
Booked. |
| Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Nobody: 9:19am On Dec 25, 2014 |
*spreads mat* I am here to read hilarious comments |
| Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Nobody: 9:19am On Dec 25, 2014 |
I lied that my class teacher said I shouldn't come to school because I had catarrh. Dah! I stayed at home for 3 days, till my dad went with me to the school and asked the teacher why he said so. I had to lie another lie to cover up. 1 Like |
| Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Nobody: 9:21am On Dec 25, 2014*. Modified: 9:41am On Dec 25, 2014 |
I was sent by my parents to go download and print a mail from my email in the early 2000...so I went to another different place before I could finish it was late. When I got home, my dad asked me "where is the email u went to get?". I told him the message entered my SPAM box...lot of msg were in it, he frowned and my mom looked at me quizzically...what they heard was SPERM. When I was in school, I was so broke that week that I got to do something to get money. Tried selling my Sony Walkman but nobody wants to buy cuz its during exams .So I picked up my phone and called my mom, told her my phone was stolen yesterday and the thief dropped my sim For me. Lord God forgive me. 6 Likes |
| Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Jeezyy(m): 9:21am On Dec 25, 2014 |
What is lie? I've never told a lie before 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Nobody: 9:21am On Dec 25, 2014 |
i once told them am ......... |
| Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by hatux: 9:22am On Dec 25, 2014 |
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| Re: Hilarious Lies You've Ever Told Your Parents! by Rapsainot(m): 9:22am On Dec 25, 2014 |
lying is punishable by date here in Afghanistan... |
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