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If You Didnt You These ... Nawa, Where You Grow??

― If you didn't kill earthworms with salt.
― If you didn't play with rubber bands.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on
the bed.
― If you didn't go to steal cashew and guava in the
next street and the owner's dog
comes through the backyard waiting for you to
come
down from the tree.
― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for
the lizards to take it and give you
new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your
hands and legs instead of bathing when going to
school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a
kite.
- If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with
sand.
- If u didn't write your name on paper and insert it into
your pen so that no one will
steal it.
- If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see
when the lights went off.
- If you never waved at white birds
expecting your nails to be whiter
- If you never heard of a ghost dat stays under mango
trees at nights
- If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and
called it ur car!
- If you didnt mix garri n sugar in your
pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If you never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.
-if you never steal a meat 4rm pot.
-If you never bath inside bathroom and went out
naked, with your
cloth in ur hands.

Then I guess your Childhood wasn't
Fun......

#commentcharity.
Modified: so na like this ftc be? Wey I think say money dey involve. #peoplenogetwork.

thankyouJesus:
#commentcharity

Lmaoo.. ..I didn't know how to feel when I saw ur comment

eistien:
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so u no go make any comment

SuperMartins:
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.

― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on
the bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d
next street and the owners dog
comes through the backyard waiting for you to
come
down from the tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for
the lizards to take it and give you
new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your
hands and legs instead of bathing when going to
school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a
kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with
sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into
ur pen so that no one will
steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see
when d lights went off.

- If u neva waved @ white birds
expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango
trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and
called it ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur
pocket and eat while walking in the street.


- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.
-if u never steal a meat 4rm pot.
-If u never bath inside bathroom and went out
naked, with ur
cloth in ur hands.


Then I gues ur Childhood wasn't
Fun......

very interesting @ bolded.

Firefire:
very interest @ bolded.

Dat unclad ish,I became aware of my Johnson at an early age so I started hiding dat part

SuperMartins:
Dat unclad ish,I became aware of my Johnson at an early age so I started hiding dat part

Small pikin sweet well well at least for we ajepako for AJ City.

Oya Op give me the award! E be like say na just 2 I failed (waving white bird and ghost in mango tree)

Tee99:
Oya Op give me the award! E be like say na just 2 I failed (waving white bird and ghost in mango tree)

Come take hand shake with lotsa blessings

not possible in Honolulu wia i stay

makazona:
not possible in Honolulu wia i stay

and where is that?
My younger 1ce no Xpirience these things cos they were born into enjoyment ..unlike me when them born b4 things make sense..So I did most of these

I could relate to majority of them. Until the last few lines. Those were specific to razz kids.

I grew up at Ikoyi.

We are better than those that grew up in France

Yes! my Nigerian niggas did almost all. But we don't do dem in Mexico

Na only ajepako dey do dat nt all Nigeria children.
Its good to be AJEPAK'S

Hehehheeh

Yy

I didn't do any here in frankuft

I have nothing to say...

Book space first
Modified: I did all that and still doing it lol

Kpom kpo rom kpo Nigerian

Hmmmmm dos days

quite a long time ago....

I never did any of such cos i never grewup in a good forsaken country like this.

Supermartins congrats on making fp



i wonder how everyone managed to have a similar childhood

Oh yes, Op is damn RIGHT

Sometimes, I do still bath Nakedd when no one is around our compound. Just wanna relive my old Childhood memories..

madam koi koi

What about putting glass under girls skirts wen dey with r were playing ten-ten to set their pants.. Lol common guys back me up on dis