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MrCork:

MrCork:
....are u proud to be g@y?

ROZZAYY:
Awwwww mr cork is on fp.

kentozybee:
u r always talking about been g@y all ur life, silly tin

Tymax:
As in! E shock me.

MrCork:
....ok, accordin to official reports, 96% of the population are always angry....not because they can't find moiney but becuz communication & understanding chicks. The truth is there is no point loookin depress like Tiger juss cuz u can't communicate and understand chicks but luckity today, this s**** muss stop. I will giv y'all some inside tips to help understand all chicks globally so yor life's can improve yor relationships:


step 1: It doesn't matter what u say..it matters how she feels: trusss me, u tell a chick she is beaurifull or sexxxxy doesn't mean anything if u don't support it wit moiney or brazillian wig.....BUT...u tell her she looks light skin...TRUSS ME....she will fall in love wit u. Remember...avery woman wants to loook like or close to beyansi ( gerrrrit?)


Step 2: She is more afraid of rejection than you: according to another report, homebase guys find it normal to get rejected which is why most would rather hang with there pillow case instead of havin confidence to approach a chick. So pliss remeber, a woman's desire is to be desired (hope this make since)

Step 3: Name - Plis get rid of those yor traditional names that sound like farmer..serrriously....how do u expext females to take u serrrious or understand u when u have traditional names like ogururugogo?.. W.T.F?....chicks appreciate nice english names they can relates toylike james, mr cork, Harry, Hercules,trey or Ricky (gerrrit? )

Step 4: Emotions - learn to talk or use wot we call softly softly appproach when talkin to chicks. After the conversation, give them a hug & then say: *take care babes* ..This makes u stand out from the crowd and makes u come across like a Londoner...99% of u people never been to London but that's how we do it here in London and chicks appreciate us berrra (understand? )

Step 5: Money: Stop thinking about money all the time coz it makes u age quickly...serrriously....how on earth do u expect chicks to take u serrrrrious when at age of 18years old...u hav white hair loookin like stone age mechanic? (does it make sense?)

....Hopefully...peoples lifes will once again improve after readin this great thread....any question?

OrlandoOwoh:
You mean I should drop my name, Tamaraukenemiweriemi, because of a chick. Lol.

MrCork:
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Step 3: Name - Plis get rid of those yor traditional names that sound like farmer..serrriously....how do u expext females to take u serrrious or understand u when u have traditional names like ogururugogo?.. W.T.F?....chicks appreciate nice english names they can relates toylike james, mr cork, Harry, Hercules,trey or Ricky (gerrrit? )



(does it make sense?)

....Hopefully...peoples lifes will once again improve after readin this great thread.... any question? no uestion
go and sleep [/color]

marieolae:

MrCork:
.....brother no oofense but loookat your name....orilandowogowogo?... How on earth do u expect a fine female to proudly introduce u to her friends when it sound like farmer?.....and then when they ignore u ...u call them gold diggers?

....serrrriously, am goin back to bed. (no oofense)