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6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by Nobody: 6:29pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
1.The Fish Tank Kiss Every girl's nightmare. He's totally cute, funny, the conversation is good – but then you kiss and it feels like he's trying to clean the inside of your mouth as if it was a fish tank. As the minutes pass more slowly than you ever thought possible, you wonder if he's actually looking for treasure. His tongue is too hard, and it darts about quickly and all pokey. You are usually too stunned to decide whether you should wait it out or hold up a “send help” sign. Toss this one back into the sea. 2. The Chewing Gum Kiss You've seen these before – a couple joined at the mouth, lips locked in a deep French-kissing session that looks like they're about to gnaw each other's head off. Don't worry, everyone will be fine, but this combination of French Kiss and Fish Tank Kiss with extreme jaw movement looks pretty scary if you watch too many horror movies. 3. The Limp Noodle So sad, the Noodle. When you lock lips and start to French, and his lips just hang there and his tongue lies there like a slug, you have a Limp Noodle on your hands. No matter how much you push, massage, and prod his tongue to bring it back to life, it plays possum, dead in the middle of the road. There is nothing you can do – you're basically giving mouth-to-mouth to this guy. 4. Mercy Kisses Sometimes you kiss for fun, and sometimes you just have to give a kiss out of pity – hence the Mercy Kiss. You give these kisses when you feel bad about something, want your date to look good (even though you aren't into him), or just feel sorry for the poor sap. Only in the movies do these kisses turn into a blazing romance. If you end up on the receiving end of a Mercy Kiss, just enjoy it and then excuse yourself to go wash your cat. 5. The Zombie Kiss Another nightmare kiss many of us have experienced, which seems to come from beyond the grave. It's as if all the life drains out of him as he comes in for a kiss: the eyes flutter, clamp shut, or roll back into his head. His face goes slack and lifeless. And the most horrifying part of all: his mouth opens up into a gaping maw, threatening to swallow you whole. Sometimes the Zombie Kisser comes at you like a lost extra from Night of the Living Dead, mouth agape, with a shiny Pink sluglike tongue pointing out at you. Scream! Run! Barricade the doors and windows! 6. The Zoolander Kiss Ever wonder what it would be like to kiss an international male model? The Zoolander makes you feel like you're a pretty prop designed to make him look good as he poses, shifts, and gives his “s*xy” face to the world while kissing you. Would he notice if you were gone? Probably not. The Zoolander Kiss is meant purely to compliment the physical beauty of the man kissing you – it's not for anyone's actual physical pleasure. It's used when trying to impress others or to make someone jealous. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by Nobody: 6:32pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
what am i doing here sef a xtian should not be commenting or even viewing this kind of thread op repent and stop teaching pple bad bad things meanwhle lemme stay back in ist position and write the names of 1 Like |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by dechandel(f): 6:33pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
Stick to french kiss.. No skin pain |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by WaleGent(m): 6:34pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
Hmnn. |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by vizkiz: 6:40pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by dechandel(f): 6:53pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
vizkiz:Sure hon, get a doll. One that can move its lips. I give nice tutorials |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by farano(f): 6:57pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by Nobody: 7:01pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
there is 1 my ex usually do, dunno wat to call it; she will hook the top of my lips at times even making it hard 4 me to breath, I wonder who taught her tat style |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by Nobody: 7:02pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
Nice one. |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by ritababe(f): 7:09pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
dechandel: wicked... |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by vizkiz: 7:10pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
dechandel: |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by dechandel(f): 7:36pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
vizkiz: |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by chimerase2: 7:37pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by dechandel(f): 7:39pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
ritababe: |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by kika23(f): 7:48pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
I like... |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by AJ01(m): 8:03pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
OK |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by Nobody: 8:19pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by Nobody: 8:20pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
kika23: |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by Nobody: 8:21pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by Fabdedon(m): 8:25pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
so types ok Kiss pass 5 self |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by kika23(f): 8:38pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
giftforlife9: The topic... |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by Nobody: 8:43pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
kika23: #disappointed |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by kika23(f): 8:50pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
giftforlife9: Why? |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by Nobody: 9:00am On Dec 12, 2014 |
kika23: i think say na me |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by kika23(f): 9:01am On Dec 12, 2014 |
giftforlife9: LooooooooL |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by Nobody: 9:07am On Dec 12, 2014 |
kika23: yeah, good morning |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by kika23(f): 9:09am On Dec 12, 2014 |
giftforlife9: Good morning sire |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by Nobody: 9:15am On Dec 12, 2014 |
kika23: what do you have for መኸ this morning |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by ritababe(f): 9:30am On Dec 12, 2014 |
kika23: give him the zombie kiss |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by kika23(f): 9:33am On Dec 12, 2014 |
ritababe: Ewwwww...... Looool... I'm being holy today ooo.... No bad thing doing today |
Re: 6 Types Of Kisses Your Man Hates by ritababe(f): 10:05am On Dec 12, 2014 |
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