₦airaland Forum

jaybee3:
I go like give GEJ that kain slap to bring some sense back into his fedora wearing head

r231:
We are talking about getting you a nice xmas present

wonlasewonimi:
You don't know my specs. I once saw idowuogbo on old kent road. I must confess the bakassi na killer.

r231:
It's evenin here in France where I am

edwife:
The chief himself....

France eh?

you and wonlasewonimi need to be crown residential ashawos of NL....

edwife:
The chief himself....

France eh?

you and wonlasewonimi need to be crown residential ashawos of NL....

naijababe:
Edwife, it wasn't me o

r231:
What's the prize before I accept

edwife:
Your twin?




Prize ke,the one you don shag in your lifetime no reach?

jaybee3:
I go like give GEJ that kain slap to bring some sense back into his fedora wearing head

chaircover:
You mean a posh slap
. . .from the guy who eats meat pie with knife and fork

naijababe:
He does? So JB na serious ajebo?

chaircover:
very serious one
Ask him what he is having for lunch today
His lunch always has a "WITH" in the name
e.g Shaved Beet and Bitter Greens Salad with Garlic Balsamic Vinaigrette
Wild Seabass with cheese potato gnocchi and roast vine tomato and basil sauce

meanwhile the rest of us have a ham sandwich for lunch

edwife:
Your twin?
Prize ke,the one you don shag in your lifetime no reach?

naijababe:
He had me at garlic balsamic vinaigrette . There is no such thing as cheese potato gnocchi though

chaircover:
very serious one
Ask him what he is having for lunch today
Jaybee3 lunch always has a "WITH" in the name
e.g Shaved Beet and Bitter Greens Salad with Garlic Balsamic Vinaigrette
Wild Seabass with cheese potato gnocchi and roast vine tomato and basil sauce

meanwhile the rest of us have a ham sandwich for lunch

r231:
And I was thinking you will say Eba or Amala with Monica fish and lanko.

What's the difference

wonlasewonimi:
You don't know my specs. I once saw idowuogbo on old kent road. I must confess the bakassi na killer.

Idowuogbo:
it wasn't me

moca:
Where r these UK folks.
Abegi make una come.

A family man thinking of moving to UK (family of 5) where will be his best bet?
He intend to move, then family follows later. Where will be cheaper and safer for him and family as a new comer?
Children will continue school now.

r231:
Now that's a very good deal.....I tell ya

Especially around that Owo lomi period when doctor put you out for a whole 6 weeks......which kain nonsense be dat

moca:
Where r these UK folks.
Abegi make una come.

A family man thinking of moving to UK (family of 5) where will be his best bet?
He intend to move, then family follows later. Where will be cheaper and safer for him and family as a new comer?
Children will continue school now.

damiso:
I really would like to vote in next naija elections,Can we register to vote from here?

taryour:
Haha oga r231 you go wicked small o,lol. You know go let madam rest ni after pushing out baby.

naijababe:
And you say I'm British In your dreams naija woman

damiso:
I really would like to vote in next naija elections,Can we register to vote from here?

damiso:
Have I ever told you I was British? Don't you always hear me say 'you British or britico people'? I am waiting for CC to land that UKIP job so she can help me sort my papers

Who watched Question Time yesterday? It looked like Nigel Farage would have lived to give Russell Brand a hot igbatti oloyi(slap) like the one in that video

damiso:
I really would like to vote in next naija elections,Can we register to vote from here?

edwife:
Are you really serious?

And you honestly think that your vote will make a difference?

If I tell you that i already know who the president of Nigeria will be nest year,will you believe me?

chaircover:
Dont mind R232 jare . . he is exaggerating
Unless there is something wrong, the midwives expect you to have resumed duty by the time you go for your 6 week check