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rigarmortis:
I dont know how the post translates to being heartbroken, are you trying to sell me the pill?

mekula:
And miss free pu.nny? Slam the gaddemn thing and cut her off before she becomes cancerous.

rigarmortis:
i learnt from other ppls mistakes bro...and I almost fell victim too...

have you ever been with a gril in the room after you have finished "the bizness" her real man bf calls her and she starts the bedroom voice I will call you back later shiiiiii, that taught me a lot sire.

also females in general detests guys they can predict, guys who act all proper and good, and who can surprise them with fun.

the uncertainty also keeps them on the edge and makes them act proper all the time, don't ever commit totally, let your presence be fun, but let that be all you offer, no permanent strings in the foreseeable future....unless.....keep it dangling...

like I said I almost fell, may way of life is what I have painted above, but there was this girl who I fell for, I committed to her.....in the beginning she was more commited too, infact she loved 90% and me ten percent, I saw the future in her so I dropped every and commited, called, gave a my company, time and body exclusively, it was soooo fun for a time, then she started acting up.

I guess I was too nice, breaking my own rules, I was in my finals in school then, subtle things that a born mugu wont notice, but I did, she started taking me for granted and all that, she just assumed that she had me hook which she did at the time, that whatever she did I wil still be there...well I was no born mugu...I went back to my own style...

and guess what!......she started loving up again, calling, texting, asking me whats wrong all the time, I just smile and laugh and say nothing, then just arrange a surprise outing, she thinks we gonna be together, I just form an urgent call and kiss her goodbye....

gradual the outing turned to no outing no time no calls, she started planning surprises and gifts and two birthdys a month for me, flooded me with attention and gifts even when I acted bored all the time with her, cut most of her calls, but when I pick I gist and laugh like nothing is going on.......it was too late then.......

now its almost 4 years later and she is still trying to win me back, I work in Abuja now while she is in warri but she comes to Abuja, gets a hotel and calls me, I just say am busy...

then, whatsapp, and facebook...

my guy...forget.......

don't get suckered onto this mess

drlawizle:
Lmao @"slam the gaddemn thing"

Missyetty:
Orirshirishi, na only girls waka kum abeg, u guyz too shud check urxef as wel.....av cin guyz demandin moni nd oda material tinz 4rm gals as wel, abeg make una stop generalisin

Anaskie:
I mentioned you cuz I want u to learn a thing or two from the thread.
Some Nigerian ladies can be very horrible. I hate dat 'real men do dis, real men do dat talk.
For Crissakes ur not a man. How then do u knw how real men behave?

freecocoa:
My dear please don't sleep with a woman that wants more than what you can give, just to save yourself the drama, she might say that she is up to just having sex, she may actually be but that's usually rare so to avoid unnecessary headache, don't get intimate.

rigarmortis:
1. The real man pill
Some naija girls try to market and sell the “real man” to some poor unsuspecting dude, any dude that swallows this pill will immediately start acting like some robot, the “real man” is not supposed to do this and that, as prescribed by the particular naija girl you are dating.
Swallow this pill and you are doomed for life, suckered into the myth that all men are supposed to behave in some way, which is infact a bid to control you, you should be pitied more than juddas Iscariot.
The irony is that most of this girls have dated wimps in the past, broke up with them because he behaves like a puppet, meet you, fvkcs you to spite him and then tries AGAIN to turn you into the former BF by selling the pill to you.
Poor souls.
RED FLAG.....watch out for words like.....”your mates out there”....”real men are......” or trying to make you watch some romance movie or telemundo, then she ill hold up the characteristics of the main guy who is soooooo gentle, but beats his wife in real life and has had 40 divorces....watch at your own peril, if premership season is off, watch NBA, if its off season, plug your playstation, if none is available, give her the remote and take a nap.

2. The “need to be taken care of” mentality
You would usually hear a naija girl say stuff like...i need a guy who can take care of me....well, nothing is wrong with that, but they mean it in a lazy way, like they are some dumb invalid, they appear like a wimp doll whenever i hear that shiii and should be surprised when they are treated as such, what happened to striving to get yours, the days of..the wife sits at home is gone, its equal rights now...of cos there wil be occasions now and then when, but don’t act like you have won the lottery, retired, or hit a jackpot as soon as a guy asks for your name.

3. Potential boyfriend profiling
Naija girls profile you and size you up as soon as you say hello, you can see the cat like eyes darting around, all over you, searching for a clue.
Yeah, everybody wants the good life but then what happened to meeting a person first and knowing him then seeing if you like him or not.
When i meet such girls, i can sight them a mile away, but usually when i am drunk enough or just unfortunate to cross their path, immediately the sizing up begins, i feel like just cutting it short and walking away, but i am a gentleman, i just give an excuse about how my phone battery is flat, collect their number on a sheet of paper, then calmly proceed to dispose of the paper in the nearest dustbin, .
4. Some things are not sexually transmitted
Success, wealth, smartness.....what do they have in common.....they are not sexually transmitted, so next time you are in a car and feel like the world is your, when you get kicked out you will end up with nada, so get yours, the fact that you are fvkcing each other doesn’t mean shiiii.

5. The victim mentality
Guy meets girl, they start fxking, guy spends heaven and earth, girl meets sugar daddy, girl leaves guy........guy is hurt bad, everybody tells him he is a man, to move on.
Guy meets girl, guy empties his bank account, girl is happy, guy sees a girl with phatter ar53, guy dumps girl, girl screams blue murder, tries to make guy look bad in the eye of the public, that is so nija girl, its unfair and idiotic, get over it, apply makeup, hook another one, thats the spirit.

6. Extreme neediness
No need to explain, naija girls seem to need one thing or the other, some see it as a way of testing your love.

Quite insane

7. Shallow mind and ignorance.
She knows BB10, iphine, mercy Johnson, kim, k, ,,...thats the end, go deeper and you jam a brick wall, without a helmet you might get migraine for life, some of these girls are dumb as a doornail,, keep it up, keep steve jobs family rich and complain whne you are 50 and single.

drlawizle:
As long as you continue to give her 10% love she will never see reason no matter how hard you tell, she will stalk you arsze sore....the same way she'll never see reason if you give her 100% love and you propose in a humane & civil manner to her...she go just give you the hand signal...#truelife experience. ?.

drlawizle:
As long as you continue to give her 10% love she will never see reason no matter how hard you tell, she will stalk you arsze sore....the same way she'll never see reason if you give her 100% love and you propose in a humane & civil manner to her...she go just give you the hand signal...#truelife experience. ?.

totoakins:
an annoying trait peculiar to Nigerian girls is that they believe virginity is worth money in the market

totoakins:
an annoying trait peculiar to Nigerian girls is that they believe virginity is worth money in the market

urchbarbie:
U guys shld get ur acts right and stop looking for what caused ur woes. A lady wishing to av a real man aint praying for d unimaginable. IMO, any boy who commented here as concurring with d OP is very much in need of growing up. Real men won't be caught here. #my2cents

rigarmortis:
i learnt from other ppls mistakes bro...and I almost fell victim too...

have you ever been with a gril in the room after you have finished "the bizness" her real man bf calls her and she starts the bedroom voice I will call you back later shiiiiii, that taught me a lot sire.

also females in general detests guys they can predict, guys who act all proper and good, and who can surprise them with fun.

the uncertainty also keeps them on the edge and makes them act proper all the time, don't ever commit totally, let your presence be fun, but let that be all you offer, no permanent strings in the foreseeable future....unless.....keep it dangling...

like I said I almost fell, may way of life is what I have painted above, but there was this girl who I fell for, I committed to her.....in the beginning she was more commited too, infact she loved 90% and me ten percent, I saw the future in her so I dropped every and commited, called, gave a my company, time and body exclusively, it was soooo fun for a time, then she started acting up.

I guess I was too nice, breaking my own rules, I was in my finals in school then, subtle things that a born mugu wont notice, but I did, she started taking me for granted and all that, she just assumed that she had me hook which she did at the time, that whatever she did I wil still be there...well I was no born mugu...I went back to my own style...

and guess what!......she started loving up again, calling, texting, asking me whats wrong all the time, I just smile and laugh and say nothing, then just arrange a surprise outing, she thinks we gonna be together, I just form an urgent call and kiss her goodbye....

gradual the outing turned to no outing no time no calls, she started planning surprises and gifts and two birthdys a month for me, flooded me with attention and gifts even when I acted bored all the time with her, cut most of her calls, but when I pick I gist and laugh like nothing is going on.......it was too late then.......

now its almost 4 years later and she is still trying to win me back, I work in Abuja now while she is in warri but she comes to Abuja, gets a hotel and calls me, I just say am busy...

then, whatsapp, and facebook...

my guy...forget.......

don't get suckered onto this mess

Maamin:
Real women if at all they exist shouldnt be seen here too

Insecurity alert!!!

gsainttrinity:
The life of a player.
But speaking like a fellow gameboy, Nothing hurts more than you would have to play these game even as a pro. Because most girls would just be Bitches

Chiadanin:
Hey now!!!!! I am real as white on rice. So hurt by these here your words lover.

Our little dancing tonite? U can fuhgeddabuudit.

* sniffles*.

I think I am gonna go see the royals tonite. I hear they r in new york city.

urchbarbie:
U guys shld get ur acts right and stop looking for what caused ur woes. A lady wishing to av a real man aint praying for d unimaginable. IMO, any boy who commented here as concurring with d OP is very much in need of growing up. Real men won't be caught here. #my2cents

Maamin:
Forgive me my love, the world deserve a lil reality na! ..yea! Royalé..olé put on something sassy #NY al the way

mekula:
The same 'real men' bollocks again. Any lady who wants a 'real man' should also be a real woman. Real man mantra is for when they want to control you, but when you want them to do equal bidding in reciprocity as real woman, they come on Naira land to rant...he wants to turn me to slave, he wants sex every time, he doesn't help with the chores and all sorts of nagging. Puleeez! I agree, I may not be a real man by your standards, but I am real enough for some one. I just gotta be myself flaws and all.

Chiadanin:
A'ight. Forgiven and forgotten.

Y'know I cant stay mad at ya honey bear.

Maamin:
Thanks swerry..we gonna parry on nite!

Maamin:
Real women if at all they exist shouldnt be seen here too

Insecurity alert!!!

mekula:
The same 'real men' bollocks again. Any lady who wants a 'real man' should also be a real woman. Real man mantra is for when they want to control you, but when you want them to do equal bidding in reciprocity as real woman, they come on Naira land to rant...he wants to turn me to slave, he wants sex every time, he doesn't help with the chores and all sorts of nagging. Puleeez! I agree, I may not be a real man by your standards, but I am real enough for some one. I just gotta be myself flaws and all.

urchbarbie:
If u had read my first post, uld see its in response to someone mentioning me here. Saw dis thread n tried to ignore it bcox of issues like this. U guys are d "real" men (wateva makes u sleep @nit or function as a man)