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naijababe:
Nigel Farage is becoming a joke jare, the man used to be really articulate. I didn't watch question time, what did Brand do to him now? Lemme see if I can find a clip on youtube.

That question NID getting a vote is a British question ni now, I guess briticos are beginning to rub off on you

@ CC, haba! So much cynicism

He kept saying 'we should scared of this man he is an errand boy for the city' Not that I care much for Brand himself but it was a funny watch Sometimes I think QT invites some funny people on the panel to create ripples like when they had Joey Barton on.

As for NID getting the vote I don't think it's such a bad idea now.

But why naa CC and Edwife.. Let me believe a bit in our democratic process naa.

@ Damiso,

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/ukip-member-natasha-bolters-teacher-position-doubted-after-oxford-rejects-ppe-degree-claims-9920085.html

UKIP!!!! Chicks coming home to roost for real

damiso:
Have I ever told you I was British? Don't you always hear me say 'you British or britico people'? I am waiting for CC to land that UKIP job so she can help me sort my papers

Who watched Question Time yesterday? It looked like Nigel Farage would have lived to give Russell Brand a hot igbatti oloyi(slap) like the one in that video

UKIP job nitoto
Did you know his mum posed almost nakedd on some calendar
Their problem is that no one knows their agenda
. . . and the stupid black people who live in Rochester were busy drinking blossom Hill and watching Kanayo O kanayo and just sat there and let UKIP get in
Its when they have to pay £100 to be seen at A&E that they will know how far.
Thats why now anytime I see anyone thurst anything in front of me asking me to sign it, I quickly sign it even if I havent read it
Make they no go close down our city centre or hospital

chaircover:
I already know who the president will be in 2055 . . . Jonathans son or Obasanjos grandchild . . .na today?

Lol....@jonathans and obasanjo's grandchild....

And The rich keep getting richer and the poor get poorer....

taryour:
I really hope na exaggeration oo. To me r231 looks cooler a man than he types.

Hmmmm aunty cc we have a pending discussion ooo, you remember ba?

Cool? . . . .

My dear ive forgotten o! no vex

edwife:
Lol....@jonathans and obasanjo's grandchild....

And The rich keep getting richer and the poor get poorer....

My dear I was in ABJ a few weeks ago and I had to remind myself that I was in Nigeria.
. . . . . and instead of our youth to get up and do something, they are busy drooling over tonto dikes bathroom and Whizkids cup
or fighting imaginary feminists or menists.
It is well.

chaircover:
Cool? . . . .

My dear ive forgotten o! no vex

I thought as much,I just pinged you now ma.

chaircover:
UKIP job nitoto
Did you know his mum posed almost nakedd on some calendar
Their problem is that no one knows their agenda
. . . and the stupid black people who live in Rochester were busy drinking blossom Hill and watching Kanayo O kanayo and just sat there and let UKIP get in
Its when they have to pay £100 to be seen at A&E that they will know how far.
Thats why now anytime I see anyone thurst anything in front of me asking me to sign it, I quickly sign it even if I havent read it
Make they no go close down our city centre or hospital

Does kOK now live in Rochester?

UKIP votes are always going to be protest votes but to be fair I am not sure who I am going o vote in the next general election, I have always voted Labour but mehn Ed Miliband is just not it, maybe if Chuka Umunna becomes Labour leader sha

Edwife

naijababe:
@ Damiso,
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/ukip-member-natasha-bolters-teacher-position-doubted-after-oxford-rejects-ppe-degree-claims-9920085.html
UKIP!!!! Chicks coming home to roost for real

Is she a learner? Abi how could she have thought that she could get away with the Oxford one especially?

chaircover:
UKIP job nitoto
Did you know his mum posed almost nakedd on some calendar
Their problem is that no one knows their agenda
. . . and the stupid black people who live in Rochester were busy drinking blossom Hill and watching Kanayo O kanayo and just sat there and let UKIP get in
Its when they have to pay £100 to be seen at A&E that they will know how far.
Thats why now anytime I see anyone thurst anything in front of me asking me to sign it, I quickly sign it even if I havent read it
Make they no go close down our city centre or hospital

i doubt if the black people in Rochester could have actually made a difference

Besides UKIP don't hate all immigrants they hate EU immigrants (at least that's what they try to make us believe)

It was a protest vote and the annoying thing about UKIP (and SNP as well) is that because of them we are having another hung parliament at the next general election.

naijababe:


Does kOK now live in Rochester?

UKIP votes are always going to be protest votes but to be fair I am not sure who I am going o vote in the next general election, I have always voted Labour but mehn Ed Miliband is just not it, maybe if Chuka Umunna becomes Labour leader sha

LOL no he doesnt
its my way of saying people watching nollywood movies and Africa magic

@ Chuka Hmmmmmmmmm
When was the last day the man visited Naija?

chaircover:
My dear I was in ABJ a few weeks ago and I had to remind myself that I was in Nigeria.
. . . . . and instead of our youth to get up and do something, they are busy drooling over tonto dikes bathroom and Whizkids cup
or fighting imaginary feminists or menists.
It is well.

That is why i don't engage in debates here on NL,feminists and all that....it is delusional.
What i notice is that we are not productive as a nation,and keep blaming rich people for everything,You have to take personal responsibility for your own life, blaming others is selfish.

How many topics do we have that talk about entrepreneurship ideas?

naijababe:


Does kOK now live in Rochester?

UKIP votes are always going to be protest votes but to be fair I am not sure who I am going o vote in the next general election, I have always voted Labour but mehn Ed Miliband is just not it, maybe if Chuka Umunna becomes Labour leader sha

Me too o.But I doubt Chuka Ummuna can be the leader for the Next couple of years.Serves the unions right for backing the wrong brother

chaircover:
LOL no he doesnt
its my way of saying people watching nollywood movies and Africa magic

@ Chuka Hmmmmmmmmm
When was the last day the man visited Naija?

Chuka is naija only in name o. The boy na proper 'oyibo' he is dubbed the British Obama, if he becomes leader I am voting Labour o maybe as a black PM he will pay my mortgage

taryour:
I thought as much,I just pinged you now ma.

usual palava
Me upstairs . . .phone in handbad downstairs
I dey come

Theresa May, super foolish woman. Her troubles continue Awon oniro buruku

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-under-pressure-over-immigration-check-failings-9919084.html

damiso:
Edwife

Is she a learner? Abi how could she have thought that she could get away with the Oxford one especially?

a real learner,i doubt she was prepared for what came her way...


Lol @23 min


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2RSKJC-ugk

naijababe:
Chuka is naija only in name o. The boy na proper 'oyibo' he is dubbed the British Obama, if he becomes leader I am voting Labour o maybe as a black PM he will pay my mortgage

In your dreams

damiso:
In your dreams

An African American actually said that on TV in the wake of Obama's victory in 2009

chaircover:
usual palava
Me upstairs . . .phone in handbad downstairs
I dey come

So typical
Don't tell me the phone was bought so as to utilise the excessive vibration it sometimes generate for the you know what

naijababe:
An African American actually said that on TV in the wake of Obama's victory in 2009

Oluwa oooo talk of delusional

taryour:
Haha oga r231 you go wicked small o,lol. You know go let madam rest ni after pushing out baby.

which kain rest.........we suppose dey fire straight up to work on the next one sharp sharp

who get time to wait 4-6 weeks

e ti e loju anu...pikin don collect boobi from you temporarily and he go come give me vacation on pumpum too haba

chaircover:
My dear I was in ABJ a few weeks ago and I had to remind myself that I was in Nigeria.
. . . . . and instead of our youth to get up and do something, they are busy drooling over tonto dikes bathroom and Whizkids cup
or fighting imaginary feminists or menists.
It is well.

tonto is our role model so leave us be biko

damiso:
Oluwa oooo talk of delusional

Yes o! I was pregnant with my son at the time, I remember laughing so much I started to pee myself And she looked serious too

r321, walahi nobody wicked pass you! Next day ke? Agin she na jollof rice ni anbi monica fish?

r231:
which kain rest.........we suppose dey fire straight up to work on the next one sharp sharp

who get time to wait 4-6 weeks

e ti e loju anu...pikin don collect boobi from you temporarily and he go come give me vacation on pumpum too haba

SMH 4-6 weeks nitiori Oloun

naijababe:
Yes o! I was pregnant with my son at the time, I remember laughing so much I started to pee myself And she looked serious too

r321, walahi nobody wicked pass you! Next day ke? Agin she na jollof rice ni anbi monica fish?

okay lets do the maths.......lets say labor takes 24 - 48hrs plus the days she spend in the hospital alrdy

technically thats like a week to week and half worth of s3x so you will now add another 4-6 weeks to it......

haba eyin na eberu olorun

that ikanra no go get part 2 o

i suppose to don assess the damages caused by the big head pikin b4 ikomo day sef so party can flow properly or else na on top fone i go dey send them pikin name

damiso:
SMH 4-6 weeks nitiori Oloun

you too see


2 weeks final offer

jaybee3:
So typical
Don't tell me the phone was bought so as to utilise the excessive vibration it sometimes generate for the you know what

Lunch don reach?
Whats for Lunch today

chaircover:
Lunch don reach?
Whats for Lunch today

r231:
okay lets do the maths.......lets say labor takes 24 - 48hrs plus the days she spend in the hospital alrdy

technically thats like a week to week and half worth of s3x so you will now add another 4-6 weeks to it......

haba eyin na eberu olorun

that ikanra no go get part 2 o

i suppose to don assess the damages caused by the big head pikin b4 ikomo day sef so party can flow properly or else na on top fone i go dey send them pikin name

LWKMD... It actually does vary depending on the kinda body each woman has. Some stay just a week and are good and back on track,some go above and much more than 6 weeks sef.

Me I love my thing well well o and its just 8 days maximum for me. Na to dey force baby to sleep o so I can have my time with hubby,abeg I no fit come and die jare, life is fun and beautiful.

taryour:
LWKMD... It actually does vary depending on the kinda body each woman has. Some stay just a week and are good and back on track,some go above and much more than 6 weeks sef.

Me I love my thing well well o and its just 8 days maximum for me. Na to dey force baby to sleep o so I can have my time with hubby,abeg I no fit come and die jare, life is fun and beautiful.

Thank you jare.......

now thats what i am talking about. 8 days i can hang with at least a day b4 ikomo so the day can go smoothly or else na one grumpy daddy i play for ikomo

R231, u're one funny dude . I had to wait for almost 2months after delivery b4 any kpekus and twas almost turning into a quarrel. For my 2nd, we had a quickie b4 going to d hospital for delivery( hubby said he shud take small b4 I start giving excuses)

Nawa o
How I wish I had a diff body system.
Pregnancy equals sabbatical till delivery.
What kinda rubbish is that.

I don't like pregnancy but no choice