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emeraldoe:
R231, u're one funny dude . I had to wait for almost 2months after delivery b4 any kpekus and twas almost turning into a quarrel. For my 2nd, we had a quickie b4 going to d hospital for delivery( hubby said he shud take small b4 I start giving excuses)

Ermmmmm.....2 months or 2 weeks

forget about the almost so you saying nothing nothing for whole 8wks......sorry i go don bring santa little helper come house or my work schedule don change be dat.

if i used to work 9 - 5 e go change to 9 - midnite plus/minus traffic

you no do for 8wks pikin go come dey cry allnite and you no fit sleep at the same time....double wahala

make una kuku kill me

moca:
Nawa o
How I wish I had a diff body system.
Pregnancy equals sabbatical till delivery.
What kinda rubbish is that.

I don't like pregnancy but no choice

just kill me.......

definitely santa's little helper on this occasion...no two ways about it

9months ni gba ti mi o kin se okobo

r231:
Ermmmmm.....2 months or 2 weeks

forget about the almost so you saying nothing nothing for whole 8wks......sorry i go don bring santa little helper come house or my work schedule don change be dat.

if i used to work 9 - 5 e go change to 9 - midnite plus/minus traffic

you no do for 8wks pikin go come dey cry allnite and you no fit sleep at the same time....double wahala

make una kuku kill me

ahn ahn, is it food. Anyway, na situation cause am

emeraldoe:
ahn ahn, is it food. Anyway, na situation cause am

its better dan food

dont give me food for a month i am fine with it

best thing in the whole world....where do you want me to start from

r231:
its better dan food

dont give me food for a month i am fine with it

best thing in the whole world....where do you want me to start from

u go like d thing wella oh. Ur woman will av to do press ups and take energy drinks like water

emeraldoe:
u go like d thing wella oh. Ur woman will av to do press ups and take energy drinks like water

who no like beta thing.......

dats why i need to marry the one wey dey drink alomo bitter daily

r231:
who no like beta thing.......

dats why i need to marry the one wey dey drink alomo bitter daily

haaaaaaaa

emeraldoe:
haaaaaaaa

na so oooooo

r231:
who no like beta thing.......

dats why i need to marry the one wey dey drink alomo bitter daily

Laff wan tear my belle oo. That woman go try o. But being realistic, its not food but nothing can be compared to it oo. For me there is no sin after marriage oo. Take your time and choose your spouse and start your fun after marriage till the end. Na you get your thing.

taryour:
Laff wan tear my belle oo. That woman go try o. But being realistic, its not food but nothing can be compared to it oo. For me there is no sin after marriage oo. Take your time and choose your spouse and start your fun after marriage till the end. Na you get your thing.

After marriage nkwa

Nooooooo.......I need to no what I am dealing with before marriage o......so make we no come marry now and she dey give calendar and diary

No ma we need to be on the same page......when I turn she should me ready and she beta be locking the door when she is bathing too cus I don't care if she late for work if I catch her she go double the bath

r231:
After marriage nkwa

Nooooooo.......I need to no what I am dealing with before marriage o......so make we no come marry now and she dey give calendar and diary

No ma we need to be on the same page......when I turn she should me ready and she beta be locking the door when she is bathing too cus I don't care if she late for work if I catch her she go double the bath

R-rated ,where my barbie doll before una burst my eyes tonight mehn

r231:
After marriage nkwa

Nooooooo.......I need to no what I am dealing with before marriage o......so make we no come marry now and she dey give calendar and diary

No ma we need to be on the same page......when I turn she should me ready and she beta be locking the door when she is bathing too cus I don't care if she late for work if I catch her she go double the bath

Haa my brother I dint mean no s3x before marriage oo. Even me sef do am well before marriage. What I meant is that you know before marriage is fornication and a sin and most people aint so free talking about it thereby claiming *holy holy* *spira gym gym*. But after marriage na enjoyment galore o, nobody fit question you.

You can decide to do it anyhow you want it,wherever and whenever you choose. So before venturing into marriage choose you partner wisely and be sure you on the same game side when it comes to s3x so there wunt be story for the gods later. You feel me?

taryour:
Haa my brother I dint mean no s3x before marriage oo. Even me sef do am well before marriage. What I meant is that you know before marriage is fornication and a sin and most people aint so free talking about it thereby claiming *holy holy* *spira gym gym*. But after marriage na enjoyment galore o, nobody fit question you.

You can decide to do it anyhow you want it,wherever and whenever you choose. So before venturing into marriage choose you partner wisely and be sure you on the same game side when it comes to s3x so there wunt be story for the gods later. You feel me?

Even God go get angry if you no test am b4 you buy am

Na Old Testament fornication dey and people no dey read am no more apart from psalm wen we wan shoot arrow to enemy

r231:
Even God go get angry if you no test am b4 you buy am

Na Old Testament fornication dey and people no dey read am no more apart from psalm wen we wan shoot arrow to enemy

LWKMD. Lobatan. Wa gba iyi jare, you get mouth. Lol

r231:
Even God go get angry if you no test am b4 you buy am

Na Old Testament fornication dey and people no dey read am no more apart from psalm wen we wan shoot arrow to enemy

LWKMD. Lobatan. Wa gba iyi jare, you get mouth. Lol. But sufry sufry dey shoot this ya arrow,make you no go shoot to the wrong enemy o

taryour:
LWKMD. Lobatan. Wa gba iyi jare, you get mouth. Lol. But sufry sufry dey shoot this ya arrow,make you no go shoot to the wrong enemy o

r231:

Nothing does you.

taryour:
Nothing does you.

You know now"....

Make I hurry up go find her sef so you can supply the wedding cake 2 for the price of 1

r231:
You know now"....

Make I hurry up go find her sef so you can supply the wedding cake 2 for the price of 1

Ijebu Taryour don't mind him o He is a London big boy so charge him premium rates esp as the aunty will be be putting in serious overtime so he has to pay double wedding costs

r231:
You know now"....

Make I hurry up go find her sef so you can supply the wedding cake 2 for the price of 1

Oosheeeyyy. Correct,but no to hurry hurry o. Take your time *winks*

r231:
You know now"....

Make I hurry up go find her sef so you can supply the wedding cake 2 for the price of 1

Oosheeeyyy. Correct,but no to hurry hurry o. Take your time *winks*

damiso:
Ijebu Tayour don't mind him o He is a London big boy so charge him premium rates

Abi o,omo iya mi na true you talk o dis one wey dollar dey para seriously for market.

Oga r231 you hear that?

r231:
you too see


2 weeks final offer

See wetin? who was supporting you I was shaking my head that you think 4-6 weeks is too long to wait ..Like naijababe said na monicka fish ni

damiso:
Ijebu Taryour don't mind him o He is a London big boy so charge him premium rates esp as the aunty will be be putting in serious overtime so he has to pay double wedding costs

Me ke......

I go still negotiate bride price sef if it's too high

damiso:
See wetin? who was supporting you I was shaking my head that you think 4-6 weeks is too long to wait ..Like naijababe said na monicka fish ni

So you don't think its too long......

Thank God I am a prince.....na just to dey collect wives like trophy be dat so one can take as many weeks as they want

r231:
Me ke......

I go still negotiate bride price sef if it's too high

On top the overtime she will be doing

You harsh o

r231:
Me ke......

I go still negotiate bride price sef if it's too high

I don die oo,na broom dem go use chase you comot for dia domot. Even the babe go fear to marry you again,make you no begin to check her shopping bag when she returns home and counting piece of meat left in the pot after every meal you are served. Lol

taryour:
Abi o,omo iya mi na true you talk o dis one wey dollar dey para seriously for market.

Oga r231 you hear that?

No mind Dami o........na macdonalds I dey flip burger working on minimum wage

r231:
So you don't think its too long......

Thank God I am a prince.....na just to dey collect wives like trophy be dat so one can take as many weeks as they want

One wife one trouble ..so more trophies more trouble niyen

r231:
No mind Dami o........na macdonalds I dey flip burger working on minimum wage

Yeah right. ..Awon baba alaye macdonalds ko Burger King ni

R231 spend this money joor

damiso:
On top the overtime she will be doing

You harsh o

Which kain overtime

Na for beta for worse

E dey inside bible sef and they no call am overtime........

r231:
So you don't think its too long......

Thank God I am a prince.....na just to dey collect wives like trophy be dat so one can take as many weeks as they want

Lol. No wahala na. You fit gather wife for house like trophy na. E go shock you say na all of dem go gather to do meeting untop your matter. You go just see say dem set you up use that thing wey you like most *s3x* injure.

Infact,by the time they are done with you ehen,your joints no go gree join again, na then you go know say kaki no be leather.

taryour:
I don die oo,na broom dem go use chase you comot for dia domot. Even the babe go fear to marry you again,make you no begin to check her shopping bag when she returns home and counting piece of meat left in the pot after every meal you are served. Lol

If they charge me too high, I go make sure na yearly pikin they daughter dey come born simple