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damiso:
One wife one trouble ..so more trophies more trouble niyen

You think so?

Nahhhh....everybody will be on their best behaviour so I can stay with them

r231:
Which kain overtime

Na for beta for worse

E dey inside bible sef and they no call am overtime........

You have said it all the owo lomi period is the 'worse'

But jokes apart women are different and pregnancies are different..Some ppl sef are not psychologically ready after even that 4-6 weeks depending on how traumatic the birth was.

r231:


If they charge me too high, I go make sure na yearly pikin they daughter dey come born simple

Lol. You don forget say na you dey shoot the pikin dia ni, more mouth for you to feed niyen o. Na serious hard work you go begin do be dat.

taryour:
Lol. No wahala na. You fit gather wife for house like trophy na. E go shock you say na all of dem go gather to do meeting untop your matter. You go just see say dem set you up use that thing wey you like most *s3x* injure.

Infact,by the time they are done with you ehen,your joints no go gree join again, na then you go know say kaki no be leather.

I get Agbo Jedi to bad and one in town opa eyin......

I be ojabo ko fo o

Na dem go look 90 while I still dey chase my first born age mate

damiso:
You have said it all the owo lomi period is the 'worse'

But jokes apart women are different and pregnancies are different..Some ppl sef are not psychologically ready after even that 4-6 weeks depending on how traumatic the birth was.

Dat na torture now.......so make I dey count stars while she dey wait doctors approval

r231:
I get Agbo Jedi to bad and one in town opa eyin......

I be ojabo ko fo o

Na dem go look 90 while I still dey chase my first born age mate

Lol. Egbe oshi. You go surprise say that your agbo jedi jedi go fail you by the them all of dem *6* mount you at once for 12hours non stop. E go be like say na full truck of 500 tons of cement run you over.

taryour:
Lol. You don forget say na you dey shoot the pikin dia ni, more mouth for you to feed niyen o. Na serious hard work you go begin do be dat.

Madam I can sleep on the water so no amount of pikin cry fit wake me up......

As for feeding......dat one easy

Pikin go start eating amala from 2 months

r231:
Madam I can sleep on the water so no amount of pikin cry fit wake me up......

As for feeding......dat one easy

Pikin go start eating amala from 2 months

Lol. Amala at 2 months!!! Choi see gbege,wicked daddy.

taryour:
Lol. Egbe oshi. You go surprise say that your agbo jedi jedi go fail you by the them all of dem *6* mount you at once for 12hours non stop. E go be like say na full truck of 500 tons of cement run you over.

No be the ones wey them dey sell to bus conductors o.....dis one na inside bush for Ijebu ode e come from

Marugbo ta kebe

My grandfather 109yrs old use am all hin teeth grow back na 2 chicks we marry for am sharp sharp

taryour:
Lol. Amala at 2 months!!! Choi see gbege,wicked daddy.

If the little muffin fit suck boobi wey adult dey manage, why can't he/she eat amala at 2months!!

r231:
No be the ones wey them dey sell to bus conductors o.....dis one na inside bush for Ijebu ode e come from

Marugbo ta kebe

My grandfather 109yrs old use am all hin teeth grow back na 2 chicks we marry for am sharp sharp

From the same ijebu ode wia I hail from abi na anoda ijebu u dey tok.

Those ppl wicked gidi gan o,dem get the one for women too wey pass man own oo. Na dat one I go recommend to your wives.

r231:
If the little muffin fit suck boobi wey adult dey manage, why can't he/she eat amala at 2months!!

You for pity for the pikin na, na your pikin na so nothing do u if you borrow am boobi small,u know dem throat small and fragile and only dat boobi water fit pass with ease. Abeg no let amala choke your pikin oo.

taryour:
From the same ijebu ode wia I hail from abi na anoda ijebu u dey tok.

Those ppl wicked gidi gan o,dem get the one for women too wey pass man own oo. Na dat one I go recommend to your wives.

Hahahahahaha.....let's see who go get tired

Just add Viagra with agbo combined

r231:
Hahahahahaha.....let's see who go get tired

Just add Viagra with agbo combined

Lol wickedness. Na to enter the realms go gather for your matter be that ooo.

taryour:
You for pity for the pikin na, na your pikin na so nothing do u if you borrow am boobi small,u know dem throat small and fragile and only dat boobi water fit pass with ease. Abeg no let amala choke your pikin oo.

Ermmmmm what happend to good old SMA abi cemilac

taryour:
Lol wickedness. Na to enter the realms go gather for your matter be that ooo.

Always one step ahead....

r231:
Ermmmmm what happend to good old SMA abi cemilac

That one na waash, he no get quality like boobi own.

r231:
Always one step ahead....

**winks**

taryour:
That one na waash, he no get quality like boobi own.

Na me pay bride price na pikin dey enjoy quality....

Daris godu oo

r231:
Na me pay bride price na pikin dey enjoy quality....

Daris godu oo

Yea right,daris godu ooo. Abeg no be you shoot am dia and give am 9 months course with big stomach to carry up and down. Falling sick and out with all the stress and sleepless nights with nausea and heart burns.

Leave story jare and borrow your pikin small boobi to enjoy,after all na una get am for a very long time to come.*winks*

And that was how Phema became a mum of a BBB on the 5th of Dec, 2014! My boy came at exactly 36weeks+5days!

This tori long no be small. Make I sha start from somewhere.

Got into Phoenix on the 25th of Nov and went for my financial appointment the next day. Afterwards, I went to book for Dr's appointment, but the lady in charge had closed for the day. They worked half day that day cos the next day was Thanksgiving. So, I was told to call after the Holidays to book for Dr's appointment.

I called and was given 11th of Dec to see the Dr. I tried explaining to the lady that I was far gone and would be 37weeks plus at the time and that I really needed to see the Dr ASAP. But she insisted that was the earliest I could get. That they were fully booked. I asked what to do if I fell into labour before the said date, and she said I should go straight to the Labour and Delivery department. 

Some days after, I started having some labour-like symptoms. I just ignored them cos I felt baby could not come that early as all the scans I did back in Naija never gave an inkling of baby coming that early. Well, I was wrong, cos the contractions became stronger the next day. Called MIHS labour and delivery unit to ask what to do. Was transfered to a Nurse who advised to watch and time the contractions. And to come in when they become stronger and close together.

I still couldn't believe it was labour though. I just sat at home and kept watching and timing till it became almost unbearable. I went in and found I was already 4cm dilated. For my mind, I say huh! Just like that? So, na person mama I wan be today today so. It was both scary and exciting. They checked and said my fluid was low and baby was quite small. Asked for my medical records and I told them I had not even seen a Dr here. They asked if I had any scan from Naija. Fortunately, I had one which showed I was 36weeks plus 3days gone. The lady ran a quick scan and said she was getting about 34weeks. I insisted I was 36weeks plus.

That was the moment they started running all the tests that could have been run on my first appointment. Took me to the labour room and called the NICU people to be on stand by as they were expecting a "Premie".

I requested for epidural. Was given and it felt heavenly! At some point, the baby's heart beat dropped and I saw the highest number of Drs in my whole life in just a second. One was giving me oxygen, the other was breaking my water (my water had not broken at that time). Others were sha operating plenty equipments. I was so so scared and pratically shivering all through. They managed the situation and told me not to worry. That my baby was doing great.

Then I became 10cm dilated and the pushing began. Hehehehehehehe. No be small something. Couldn't push well cos I wasn't feeling my contractions cos of the epidural. I was merely wasting my energy, thinking baby will soon pop out. After awhile of wasted effort, the Nurse advised that the epidural be put off so I could feel my contractions and know when to push. That was done and it took effect after about an hour 30mins.

I will jump and pass the pushing part. The pain! Oh the pain! I cringe anytime I remember. Was wondering how God will let anyone go through such pains. Chei! I said and did things I can't even remember. The Drs and Nurses were so so nice and patient. And kept urging me on. Hmmn. . . The pain. . . 

Fastforward. . . Baby eventually came and the NICU people were already on ground to evaluate him. They did, said he was doing ok but since he is preterm, they will need to do extensive evaluation. At that point, I called their Chief and told her that I didn't want my child put in NICU if there wasn't any serious issues. She assured me that the child will be brought back to me in about an hour if he passed all his tests. As God would have it, he did pass them. And he was brought back. I was so happy.

Everything went well from then onwards. Truth is, I never expected the kind of services I got. It was awesome!! Everyone seemed way too nice and professional! They kept coming every 30mins to check up on me and baby. Kept asking if I needed anything and all that. I didn't use anything I went to the Hospital with as they provided everything needed by mum and child. I was just too impressed abeg. I couldn't believe I got all that for just $2888. 

Na so Phema waka become Mama born-boy! I'm just really grateful to God for everything. It could have only been Him. Baby is doing so great. Mum is still sore here and there, but she's getting better. However, nothing prepared me for these sleepless nights mehn. I dey on duty all the time. Hope it gets better with time.

And that was my experience. Got the baby's BC and already applied for his US passport at the Post Office. Once I'm done with the documentation, I'm sure rescheduling my flight and going home much earlier.

Yyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We did it!

Congratulations dearie!!!!!!!!
I'm sooooooooo happy for you
May God be with you and Lil Phema
He's so adorable and cute
Biko, take enough rest....you deserve it
Lots of love from my quarters

Oh phema dear!
What a great news!
Congratulation mummy!
Baby boy,welcome.
Not to worry, d love is already too much

Oh Phema,i am so happy for you....I just feel so excited because i saw you getting married (well in pictures) and now this beautiful gift (tears of joy)...
May the God that made it happen,continue to perfect his work....

Congratulations...

Awww....congrats phema! My yellow paw paw iyawo with butter fingers.

Congrats phema. Seeing the baby growing every time is worth the pain.

Make sure you get enough sleep when your baby sleeps.

Congrats

Oh oh! The gist don reach here? Aluta!!!

Aaaaww! Such love. Thank you somuch everyone.

Congrats Phema!!

Idowuogbo:
Awww....congrats phema! My yellow paw paw iyawo with butter fingers.

I don tell you say I go kee you one day. .

Thanks girl!

Congratulations Momi Phema

Congrats Phema..God bless the lil one