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Re: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by CuteEmma(op): 8:58pm On Dec 13, 2014
100Cents:
Sharrap .

Do you want me to ban you ?

I can't even remember you. Smh
Please unfollow all my topics and get yourself outta ma life. But before you do that, like my pictures first, muah
Re: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by yungchop: 9:19pm On Dec 13, 2014
CuteEmma:
Now to the dudes;


I'm just Just curious.



And what would you
write? :-)
all because of a date? I'll prefer to write her obituary instead undecided
CuteEmma:
Now to the dudes;


I'm just Just curious.



And what would you
write? :-)
all because of a date? I'll prefer to write her obituary instead
Re: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by 100Cents: 9:34pm On Dec 13, 2014
CuteEmma:
Please unfollow all my topics and get yourself outta ma life. But before you do that, like my pictures first, muah
Please, please, i don't know you.

I won't like my mummy to see me arguing with a small girl..

Smh..
Re: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by akinsadeez(m): 9:43pm On Dec 13, 2014
An essay? Means she must be the booky/nerd type who like reading. While I appreciate and even expect intelligence in a lady, I am often not attracted to the nerds.

Telling me to write an essay is tantamount to saying she wants me to write her a love letter. I think I will prefer writing her a poem. That one is at least a bit romantic and I can do that well. An essay is completely out of it.
Re: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by CuteEmma(op): 9:59pm On Dec 13, 2014
100Cents:
Please, please, i don't know you.

I won't like my mummy to see me arguing with a small girl..

Smh..
okay, continue shakin' 'ur brainless head. (wen ah go change am for ur eye, e go b lyk bluefilm).
Re: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by CuteEmma(op): 10:02pm On Dec 13, 2014
akinsadeez:
An essay? Means she must be the booky/nerd type who like reading. While I appreciate and even expect intelligence in a lady, I am often not attracted to the nerds.

Telling me to write an essay is tantamount to saying she wants me to write her a love letter. I think I will prefer writing her a poem. That one is at least a bit romantic and I can do that well. An essay is completely out of it.
Not a love letter, but an essay. Not more than twenty-five hundred words (2500) Using Times New Roman, font 12, double line spacing, and referencing (with footnotes).
Re: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by 100Cents: 10:04pm On Dec 13, 2014
CuteEmma:
okay, continue shakin' 'ur brainless head. (wen ah go change am for ur eye, e go b lyk bluefilm).
O boy, you are spoilt..

I am not gay..
Re: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by 1one: 10:08pm On Dec 13, 2014
MizMyColi:
That's an indicator that she has a Controlling Attitude.

By default, some ladies do.....especially undiluted cholerics.
The wise ones don't use it anyhow. They are very discreet and mature with that part of their nature.

The foolish and uninformed ones do something in the lines of the OP's suggestion.

It is never too late to gather sense tho'
kiss
If Nairaland ceased to be this minute...and suddenly went *poof*!!! In such a way that everybody on Nairaland, by some electro-telepathic way had their brains washed away, so much so that nobody remembers anything about anybody from Nairaland.



Even inspite of that....




There's ONE PERSON I Won't STILL FORGET



MizMyColi!!!

You totally rock girl!!!

Totally! wink
Re: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by CuteEmma(op): 10:14pm On Dec 13, 2014
And I forgot to add. OSCOLA referencing must be used.



NOTE: This Thread's for dudes Only. If you're a lady, please pack your bag, pop corn, mat and even the seat and leave immediately ( especially mizmycoli; she's nothin' but badluck).
Re: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by CuteEmma(op): 10:17pm On Dec 13, 2014
100Cents:
O boy, you are spoilt..

I am not gay..
will you ever change? With your damn perverted mind, always thinking to the negative side.
Re: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by 100Cents: 10:19pm On Dec 13, 2014
CuteEmma:
will you ever change? With your damn requested mind, always think to the negative side.
But I don't do boys seriously..
Re: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by CuteEmma(op): 10:24pm On Dec 13, 2014
100Cents:
But I don't do boys seriously..
Of course, I know you're a transavest. But were you deluded when you sent a senseless message to my mail box? Madam, you're thinkin with you penix but your mind's in your scrotum.
Re: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by MizMyColi(f): 10:27pm On Dec 13, 2014
CuteEmma:
And I forgot to add. OSCOLA referencing must be used.



NOTE: This Thread's for dudes Only. If you're a lady, please pack your bag, pop corn, mat and even the seat and leave immediately ( especially mizmycoli; she's nothin' everything but badluck).


[size=1pt]@laplace12, you see what I was saying........umuazi and sHeMales everywhere! Peeps just be displaying different currencies of blithering fatuity since today. Trading banters with this one would be going on an all time low. Biko don't comment, just look and laugh like I'm about to.[/size]

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Gosh!

Laugh want tear my belle for here eziokwu.

See this one undecided

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cheesy cheesy cheesy

Babe, salon people make me vex today, but you, you just made me laugh my hat off.
cheesy cheesy

Thanks Bae kiss


Owh......I forgive you wink
Re: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by 100Cents: 10:27pm On Dec 13, 2014
CuteEmma:
Of course, I know you're a transavest. But were you deluded when you sent a senseless message to my mail box? Madam, you're thinkin with you penix but your mind's in your scrotum.
Please i don't know what you are saying.

I am for PDP..
Re: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by akinsadeez(m): 10:28pm On Dec 13, 2014
CuteEmma:
Not a love letter, but an essay. Not more than twenty-five hundred words (2500) Using Times New Roman, font 12, double line spacing, and referencing (with footnotes).
This is not an essay....this is a school project. Won't bother writing it. So if I want to take her out on a date, she will also ask me to write an essay or memo to dat effect. That kinda girl will surely be unromantic. She should go and date a book. angry
Re: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by MizMyColi(f): 10:31pm On Dec 13, 2014
Tallesty1:
I will even include maps that will lead her to where my heart is hiddensadsadsadsad
Chizos!!!!

Epic! cheesy cheesy cheesy

Re: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by CuteEmma(op): 10:33pm On Dec 13, 2014
MizMyColi:
That's an indicator that she has a Controlling Attitude.

By default, some ladies do.....especially undiluted cholerics.
The wise ones don't use it anyhow. They are very discreet and mature with that part of their nature.

The foolish and uninformed ones do something in the lines of the OP's suggestion.

It is never too late to gather sense tho'
kiss
I didn't ask for this.
Re: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by CuteEmma(op): 10:39pm On Dec 13, 2014
akinsadeez:
This is not an essay....this is a school project. Won't bother writing it. So if I want to take her out on a date, she will also ask me to write an essay or memo to dat effect. That kinda girl will surely be unromantic. She should go and date a book. angry
date a book. Lol'. I wish I could break up with my phone and date my books,
Re: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by CuteEmma(op): 10:46pm On Dec 13, 2014
MizMyColi:
Chizos!!!!

Epic! cheesy cheesy cheesy

that competition, it's hell difficult. What's ma business with a male supermod? He's just one of Mr Seun's numerous slaves.
Re: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by drnairalov: 10:50pm On Dec 13, 2014
CuteEmma:
Now to the dudes;


I'm just Just curious.



And what would you
write? :-)
lol hi u re yet 2 submit the essay I asked u off in that other thread.. berra be fast so I can consider u
Re: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by CuteEmma(op): 10:52pm On Dec 13, 2014
Prixus Honey, c'mon let's go and see what's poppin' at the Nairaland Couples
Competition
Thread.
Re: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by CuteEmma(op): 10:55pm On Dec 13, 2014
drnairalov:
lol hi u re yet 2 submit the essay I asked u off in that other thread.. berra be fast so I can consider u
there's still time. The due date's still far. In the meantime, let's enjoy ourselves at the Nairaland Couples
Competition
Thread
Re: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by akinsadeez(m): 10:55pm On Dec 13, 2014
CuteEmma:
date a book. Lol'. I wish I could break up with my phone and date my books,
If you are chasing a first class, then by all means date your book cuz it will be worth it. Otherwise, it ain't worth it. You can live to d fullest n still make good grades. If a girl is too nerdy, it aint cool.
Re: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by AfricanApple(f): 1:51am On Dec 14, 2014
yungchop:
all because of a date? I'll prefer to write her obituary instead undecided all because of a date? I'll prefer to write her obituary instead
wicked grin grin grin
Re: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by AfricanApple(f): 1:54am On Dec 14, 2014
Tallesty1:
I will even include maps that will lead her to where my heart is hiddensadsadsadsad
grin grin
nairalanders no go kee person
Re: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by Nobody: 5:52am On Dec 14, 2014
CuteEmma:
Prixus Honey, c'mon let's go and see what's poppin' at the Nairaland Couples
Competition
Thread.
I'm seeing double o..."honey"? CuteEmma. u r scaring d hell out of me. I'll do as u ask...I'll go check d thread...
Re: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by laplace12(m): 8:32am On Dec 14, 2014
CuteEmma:
And I forgot to add. OSCOLA referencing must be used.



NOTE: This Thread's for dudes Only. If you're a lady, please pack your bag, pop corn, mat and even the seat and leave immediately ( especially mizmycoli; she's nothin' but badluck).
Babe see, there are better ways to express your beef and envy.



If her popularity is getting on you, then PM her and ask her how she did it.


Atleast you've started something, with this thread you will get somewhere undecided
Re: If A Lady Asked You To Write An Essay On Why She Should Date You, Would You? by CuteEmma(op): 8:05pm On Dec 14, 2014
laplace12:
Babe see, there are better ways to express your beef and envy.



If her popularity is getting on you, then PM her and ask her how she did it.


Atleast you've started something, with this thread you will get somewhere undecided
Hey, I'm not beefin anyone. I'm only askin her to leave, 'cause that her post is really offensive, and I don't wanna insult anyone. I didn't ask anyone to write me an essay.
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