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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by MizMyColi(f): 10:51pm On Dec 26, 2014
LaurelP:


Do u know I neva knew u re Igbo
Kedu mpaghara Igbo isi?

Lolz
Imo. Orlu LGA
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by MizMyColi(f): 10:52pm On Dec 26, 2014
okotv:
keep acknowledging Him then.

I have to visit your blog...I hope it inspires.

That's what I do wink
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by okotv(m): 10:57pm On Dec 26, 2014
MizMyColi:


That's what I do wink
a glance through your blog and I must say, wonderful. Must be back to consume and comment when I am less busy.

And I must say, you are deep and I love such persons with great vigour.
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by okotv(m): 11:02pm On Dec 26, 2014
Janeify:
lol

All good.
Happy boxing day smiley
thank you....have a swell weekend ahead.
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Speakdatruth: 11:07pm On Dec 26, 2014
MizMyColi:


Lolz
Fame, Award, Personality, Reputation.

I see these as offshoots.
I see them as peripherals to a person who remains true to self, who follow their passion.

Most people who enjoy real fame today didn't ask for it per se.
They are those who provide(d) talent that the world needs.
Their talents has caused them to sit before kings and not mere men.

It's okay to care less dear, like Dalexyann quipped, I haven't walked your journey so I shouldn't judge your story.
I only imagine what life and our world as we know it would be like if we all "cared-less"

Yes, I'm a deep person. That's what nature made me.
I engage in shallow talks, yes.
But I prefer deep and philosophical.
When I interact with people of like minds on the same frequency, I feel more alive.
c y i don't like quotin u? how many lines metype n how many lines in response? u c, chameloen does changes color. my comments arent static, they swing according 2d smell of d poster. simply put, d wey i smell u, i hit u, no time 2b nice 2many fuçktards livin on ds land n don't 4get d #truth factor. call it blunt, u r not so far my dear
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Neldrizzy(m): 11:09pm On Dec 26, 2014
priscaoge:


I will invite myself just tell me the venue cheesy cheesy
Buckingham palace in London.... Free flight to all well wishers cheesycheesy
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by MizMyColi(f): 11:10pm On Dec 26, 2014
okotv:
a glance through your blog and I must say, wonderful. Must be back to consume and comment when I am less busy.

And I must say, you are deep and I love such persons with great vigour.

Waow thanks.
I could eat that for dinner tonight.
Heheehehehehe.
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by MizMyColi(f): 11:10pm On Dec 26, 2014
ok
Speakdatruth:
c y i don't like quotin u? how many lines metype n how many lines in response? u c, chameloen does changes color. my comments arent static, they swing according 2d smell of d poster. simply put, d wey i smell u, i hit u, no time 2b nice 2many fuçktards livin on ds land n don't 4get d #truth factor. call it blunt, u r not so far my dear

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by okotv(m): 11:14pm On Dec 26, 2014
MizMyColi:


Waow thanks.
I could eat that for dinner tonight.
Heheehehehehe.
dinner at this time

without bragging, I think I am deep not on this platform though but in real life.

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Speakdatruth: 11:19pm On Dec 26, 2014
MizMyColi:
ok
btw, r u a christian? read u quotin an over-used verse
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Lachynos2k2(m): 11:20pm On Dec 26, 2014
dem for gossip ,gossip and gossip then quarrel and quarrel n quarrel till they get tired on d way and go back home..

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Lachynos2k2(m): 11:23pm On Dec 26, 2014
MizMyColi:


now I see am not alone here...orlu on my mind right now.
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by MizMyColi(f): 11:34pm On Dec 26, 2014
Speakdatruth:
btw, r u a christian? read u quotin an over-used verse

Now, not only Christians quote bible verses, innit?
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by MizMyColi(f): 11:36pm On Dec 26, 2014
Lachynos2k2:
now I see am not alone here...orlu on my mind right now.

Lolz
There's a flight for 12am tongue
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Speakdatruth: 11:45pm On Dec 26, 2014
MizMyColi:


Now, not only Christians quote bible verses, innit?
do u believe in wot u quoted?
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by MizMyColi(f): 11:45pm On Dec 26, 2014
Speakdatruth:
do u believe in wot u quoted?

Which one?
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Speakdatruth: 11:47pm On Dec 26, 2014
MizMyColi:


Which one?
"a man's talent......"
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by MizMyColi(f): 11:49pm On Dec 26, 2014
Speakdatruth:
"a man's talent......"

Lolz
Sounds like a good one to me.

I have an ish with the "Mere Men" part of the translation tho'
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by aniagoluaustin(m): 11:49pm On Dec 26, 2014
dy would have been taking selfie on there way...
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by AfricanApple(f): 11:54pm On Dec 26, 2014
Neldrizzy:
Am abt to wed
which kain announcement kon be that one now

or is that your own version of invitation? grin
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Speakdatruth: 11:56pm On Dec 26, 2014
MizMyColi:


Lolz
Sounds like a good one to me.

I have an ish with the "Mere Men" part of the translation tho'
mayb u nid 2read more, u may find many dat sounds pretty gud
wot wud hav bin yo replacement 4 "mere men?" mind u, not all versions got dat

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by musaffyan(m): 11:58pm On Dec 26, 2014
MizMyColi:


Lolz
Sounds like a good one to me.

I have an ish with the "Mere Men" part of the translation tho'


D story would have differ and there wouldn't have been any crusade for Christians to plunged
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by MizMyColi(f): 12:10am On Dec 27, 2014
Speakdatruth:
mayb u nid 2read more, u may find many dat sounds pretty gud
wot wud hav bin yo replacement 4 "mere men?" mind u, not all versions got dat

iono
Can't think of any now.

I just don't believe anymore that any human being is Mere

New thread

https://www.nairaland.com/2063170/why-afraid-mizmycolimusings
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Speakdatruth: 12:26am On Dec 27, 2014
MizMyColi:


iono
Can't think of any now.

I just don't believe anymore that any human being is Mere

New thread

https://www.nairaland.com/2063170/why-afraid-mizmycolimusings
i tink d "mere" in dia could be translated logically. in as much as we all gat potentials/talents dat cud make us standout/unique among equals, if by any chance/factor we didn't maximize it, we cud be called "mere men" /ordinary men. n note dat d "men" in dia is very unisex. i wil check up d link tml, gotta nap off
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by fuckerholic(m): 12:28am On Dec 27, 2014
BarryX:
They probably would have missedthe road. Astrology and women don't just mix ! grin

I studied it and I know
. You mean you actually studied astrology ?
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by DLioness(f): 12:42am On Dec 27, 2014
priscaoge:
This thread is Just for fun....Leggooooo

IF THE 3 WISE MEN WERE WOMEN.........

> They would have asked 4 directions
instead of following the star.
> They would have presented gifts such as pampers, powder, feeding bottle, napkins,Akamu, cerelac and so on.
> After leaving one would have told d other ''did u see Mary's shoes, they don't match her dress''.
> One would have also said ''I heard Joseph is not working,he's just an ordinary capinter. How can they
survive?''
> Another would have said ''imagine the kind of dirty enviroment she deliverd,are they not perceiving de bad odour from de goats?''
> Another would have also said 'the baby doesn't even resemble Joseph,was she really a virgin?''.
> One would have replied'' Story for d gods,Virgin
indeed, I knew Mary during SECONDARY SCHOOL
days.
> Another would have been eyeing
Joseph.
> One go de form queen Elizabeth saying
"how can I enter dis dirty place"?
rubbish! If Mary wasnt a lousy wman, it dn means non-lousy wmen existd dn & stil exist. God couldnt ve chosn lousy ppl on errand.
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by gbodimowo(m): 12:44am On Dec 27, 2014
zleemshaddy:
grin >>am sure one of wuld hve snubbed joseph angry when e sed hi , durrhhh e is nt my type cheesy grin
spot on
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by gbodimowo(m): 12:44am On Dec 27, 2014
Elantracey:
grin grin grin
Why are you like this
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by gbodimowo(m): 12:46am On Dec 27, 2014
ylaa:
I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPEN IF THE WISE FIVE VIRGINS WERE MEN.

New twist
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Lachynos2k2(m): 12:47am On Dec 27, 2014
MizMyColi:


Lolz
There's a flight for 12am tongue
dat great..hope ur on board?
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by MizMyColi(f): 12:53am On Dec 27, 2014
Lachynos2k2:
dat great..hope ur on board?

Lolzz
Naaa

I'm good here.
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Nobody: 1:32am On Dec 27, 2014
There is no part of the Bible that tellscus the wise-men where 3. We were only told they brought 3 gifts.

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