₦airaland Forum

AfricanApple:
I only care about number 6. if u cannot catch a bomb for me, waka.
if you cannot confront hooligans for me even if they cut your one ear, zoom off
if you cannot confront an army man with a gun for me, just vamoose
if you cannot beat a boko haram member who wants to misbehave for me, just find your square root

men are dying for my love and I've buried a lot of them

Zeemoor:
A "fine lady" is hard to satisfy because she watches too much of telemundo?
Some people are just so......

MuguliciousMUGU:
1) she needs a man who has money, enough money that can take care of her... She needs money to buy her make ups, brazilian hair, clothes and shoes, if you do not have the money then you can never satisfy her.

2) she watches too much of telemundo and read too much of love novels, where the man would take her to a quiet place and start reciting love peoms and telling her love stories, my man if you are not romantic don't go for a fine lady, just manage the ugly ones

3) she needs a man who can take her around the world, to places like paris, dubai, china, infact sweet romantic places, so my man if your money can only take you to cotonou and cameroun or namibia, please forget about her.

4) she also needs a man who will stay with her all the time, and protect her from harm, infact she needs someone that would cuddle her for 24 hours a day, my guy, if your work starts from 6am till 9pm please forget about her because she would cheat on you.

5) she needs a man who would upload her pics on his facebook dp and even on his twitter dp, infact she wants him to use her pics as screen saver on his phone and laptop, my man, if you can't do all this things then forget about her.

6) she wants a man who can jump in front of a train for her, or even catch a Bomb for her and even challenge a boko haram member for her, my man if you have not killed a chicken before please forget about her, go and find a girl that would love you the way you are.

You can thank me later.

you can add urs...

Lilknight:
men dying for ur love are definitely iimbecile or nonentities, was expctn to see one kind nadia buhari/ omotola @dp. Click like if after checking dis girl dp u were disappointed.

[color=#000000]WICKED!!!!! [/color]

Lilknight:
men dying for ur love are definitely iimbecile or nonentities, was expctn to see one kind nadia buhari/ omotola @dp. Click like if after checking dis girl dp u were disappointed.

Exjoker:
Lol... Then I promise you will only terrorist will you have as your suitors... Wish you luck in your quest

Janeify:
Out of context

Syphax:
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LOL,my dear keep on looking for such a guy,I wish u d best of luck.

I would be extremely glad to construct ur coffin when you get old without kids.[/color]

Bootybuttchic:
m¡ss stop shouting....the thread is only talking about beautiful women

Truckpusher:
Trash.

AfricanApple:
oya use your truck push am go dustbin

AfricanApple:
actually I'm not looking for, I have some it would be fantastic if you add up to the list no?

[color=#000000]LMAO


You meant the Friend-Zoned List right?

Guys,run for your lives. [/color]

Truckpusher:
I'm not going to clean up bf's mess.

I thought you guys(op) had a thing for each?

WoodcrestMayor:


Miss stop terrorising...


P.S. You have a msg that requires your attention.

AfricanApple:
but thats your work na, besides you arent doing it for free

what!!!!! op cannot take a bomb for me so I told him to vamoose. I can never have a thing for mugus

Bootybuttchic:
you just cant stop reasining and behaving like your name...........smh

AfricanApple:
I only care about number 6. if u cannot catch a bomb for me, waka.
if you cannot confront hooligans for me even if they cut your one ear, zoom off
if you cannot confront an army man with a gun for me, just vamoose
if you cannot beat a boko haram member who wants to misbehave for me, just find your square root

men are dying for my love and I've buried a lot of them

Syphax:
[color=#000000]Stupid and Useless.[/color]

Syphax:
[color=#000000]LMAO


You meant the Friend-Zoned List right?

Guys,run for your lives. [/color]

Bootybuttchic:
mayor mayor......its been long oo...i wud check

Zeemoor:
And dumber than a box of rocks

Truckpusher:
I was hired by Dangote , I no longer work for poor Nairalanders.

Bootybuttchic:
m¡ss stop shouting....the thread is only talking about beautiful women

Truckpusher:
That your moniker and that asss sha.

I comment my reserve.

LewisO:
Do u crosscheck what u typed before posting, huh?

AfricanApple:
nah! I don't do friend zones, I want to marry all of them together

Zeemoor:
And dumber than a box of rocks

AfricanApple:
I did, like 5times sef, what's wrong with it is it not my choice freedom in Nigeria.
what's there in catching a bomb for me

LewisO:
U don't love the man, u won't him to have a short, huh?


So is family can weep over him right?

AfricanApple:
who told you I don't love him, I would love him with everything if he can do such.

if they weep for him it won't be my fault, love should be blamed