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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by crackhouse(m): 2:55am On Dec 27, 2014

TB. Joshua would not name his 3 pastors the wise men. It would have been the wise women.

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by cy22me(m): 3:05am On Dec 27, 2014

They wil apply al such of make up.

Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by fabulousmann(f): 6:38am On Dec 27, 2014

joseph1832:
I've been thinking, if the three wise men were so wise as the Bible proclaim how come they lost their way? Surely a wise man should know the road that leads to where he's going.

If the three wise men were women, LORD HAVE MERCY!!!. When they lost their way they would have apportion heaps of blame on one another, make faces ta one another, gossip about one another, envy one another, and of course nag. Then we will really believe they do have course to loose their way. .

u really don't knw women lk u claim, they won't gossip abt one another there they will only gossip abt ppl that are not there

Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by fabulousmann(f): 6:42am On Dec 27, 2014

OkikiOluwa1:
Women ll always nag!
And they can't keep secret.
Last Bullet
They ll gist irrelevant things till they tell King Herod the location of Jesus.
And you know what ll happen if Herod had found Jesus then!
That badoo ll v killed baby Jesus.

or so u think

Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by joseph1832(m): 6:43am On Dec 27, 2014

fabulousmann:
u really don't knw women lk u claim, they won't gossip abt one another there they will only gossip abt ppl that are not there

Erm, I never said I know women. Infact I don't at all. huh

Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Nobody: 7:29am On Dec 27, 2014

gbodimowo:
Why are you like this

lol , how am I like?

Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Coolguy89(m): 7:32am On Dec 27, 2014

santana45:
No need to imagine this, they were never meant to be women.

hahaha dats it,even if it happen dey won't hav achieve wat dey hav achieved today

Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by priscaoge(op): 7:57am On Dec 27, 2014

Neldrizzy:
Buckingham palace in London.... Free flight to all well wishers

I'm in Manchester London,so I must attend cheesy

Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by priscaoge(op): 7:59am On Dec 27, 2014

Lachynos2k2:
dem for gossip ,gossip and gossip then quarrel and quarrel n quarrel till they get tired on d way and go back home..

Lwkmd

They will go back abi?? cheesy

I swear you are right cheesy

Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Neldrizzy(m): 8:08am On Dec 27, 2014

AfricanApple:
which kain announcement kon be that one now

or is that your own version of invitation?

Loll jus be ready.. Soon Чou will see on NL front page "Wedding Picture of a nairalander" and wen Чou click you will see me and My wife pictures cheesy

Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by padsmart: 8:14am On Dec 27, 2014

The bible never said "three wise men." Please check again.

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Danbam(m): 8:21am On Dec 27, 2014

Bishop:
There is no where your bible brother that said there were 3(Three wise men)The bible descibed it as wise men bearing three gifts 2 men could bring 3 gift,4,5,6,....could bring 3 gifts...Go read your bible Dro..Happy Christmas.and a wonderful NEW YEAR in Advance

I concur.....Just went thru it nw as well (Matt 2:1-12)
seems tis alwaz bin a mix up dt we all didn't take cognisance of

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by AfricanApple(f): 10:12am On Dec 27, 2014

Neldrizzy:
Loll jus be ready.. Soon Чou will see on NL front page "Wedding Picture of a nairalander" and wen Чou click you will see me and My wife pictures

I am ready o

make sure say the wedding gown and suit fine wella o.
and how will our own share of owanbe rice get to us huh

Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by emsheddy(m): 10:50am On Dec 27, 2014

priscaoge:
Noted!!! But u don't have to be too serious about everything on Nairaland, created the thread just for fun. Merry Christmas!!!

My lady, no oh. Am not taking it serious oh. Just felt the need o correct u. Am sorry if it sounded too serious. Am a free-minded person oh. Merry xmas too. Gracias!

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by priscaoge(op): 11:36am On Dec 27, 2014

emsheddy:
My lady, no oh. Am not taking it serious oh. Just felt the need o correct u. Am sorry if it sounded too serious. Am a free-minded person oh. Merry xmas too. Gracias!

No Dear I'm col wink

....Not offended @all cheesy

Do have a blissful weekend!

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Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by priscaoge(op): 11:40am On Dec 27, 2014

joseph1832:
Erm, I never said I know women. Infact I don't at all.

Virginia

Thank God u don't cheesy

Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by DLioness(f): 12:57pm On Dec 27, 2014

OkikiOluwa1:
Women ll always nag!
And they can't keep secret.
Last Bullet
They ll gist irrelevant things till they tell King Herod the location of Jesus.
And you know what ll happen if Herod had found Jesus then!
That badoo ll v killed baby Jesus.

mary kept d secret of hr pregnancy evn frm Joseph and she didnt nag wn Joseph left hr thinkin she had cmitd fornicatn. Elizabeth hide hr pregnancy frm evry1 nt until wn d angel tld Mary abt Elizabeth's pregnancy. Elizabeth nva naggd it ws hr husbnd who naggd til he became dumb. Get ur facts right wmen ar nt robbots.

Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by DLioness(f): 1:03pm On Dec 27, 2014

Coolguy89:
hahaha dats it,even if it happen dey won't hav achieve wat dey hav achieved today

lies

Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by OkikiOluwa1(m): 1:21pm On Dec 27, 2014

DLioness:
mary kept d secret of hr pregnancy evn frm Joseph and she didnt nag wn Joseph left hr thinkin she had cmitd fornicatn. Elizabeth hide hr pregnancy frm evry1 nt until wn d angel tld Mary abt Elizabeth's pregnancy. Elizabeth nva naggd it ws hr husbnd who naggd til he became dumb. Get ur facts right wmen ar nt robbots.

don't take it personal girl!
Most women don't keep secret and they nag a lot!
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So...we could v 3 wise women cos they ll v spilled the beans and tell Herod the location of Jesus after little pressure

Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by DLioness(f): 1:55pm On Dec 27, 2014

OkikiOluwa1:
don't take it personal girl!
Most women don't keep secret and they nag a lot!
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So...we could v 3 wise women cos they ll v spilled the beans and tell Herod the location of Jesus after little pressure

d wise men would ve tld Herod too just dt an angel warnd dm nt to. Read ur Bible well u wil see it. Same also if it wer wise wmen dy too wil kp quiet bcs d angel wl also warn dm.

Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Coolguy89(m): 2:03pm On Dec 27, 2014

DLioness:
lies

Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by OkikiOluwa1(m): 2:20pm On Dec 27, 2014

DLioness:
d wise men would ve tld Herod too just dt an angel warnd dm nt to. Read ur Bible well u wil see it. Same also if it wer wise wmen dy too wil kp quiet bcs d angel wl also warn dm.

but history has it that women succumb to pressure, threats easily than men!

Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by priscaoge(op): 2:28pm On Dec 27, 2014

cy22me:
They wil apply al such of make up.

and miss the Star that will lead them to d place cheesy

Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by DLioness(f): 3:23pm On Dec 27, 2014

OkikiOluwa1:
but history has it that women succumb to pressure, threats easily than men!

which history is dat? Bsids mayb u ve nt met wmen like me evn if u lik cry BLOOD u wl nt gt wat u want.

Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by OkikiOluwa1(m): 4:47pm On Dec 27, 2014

DLioness:
which history is dat? Bsids mayb u ve nt met wmen like me evn if u lik cry BLOOD u wl nt gt wat u want.

hmm!
You want me to believe now that you are a tough woman.
Last Bullet
Time ll tell

Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by DLioness(f): 4:53pm On Dec 27, 2014

OkikiOluwa1:
hmm!
You want me to believe now that you are a tough woman.
Last Bullet
Time ll tell

Wateva!

Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by OkikiOluwa1(m): 4:58pm On Dec 27, 2014

DLioness:
Wateva!

you see!
You are not tough!
Real women don't just reply with whatever

Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by WORLDPEACE(m): 5:08pm On Dec 27, 2014

OkikiOluwa1:
you see!
You are not tough!
Real women don't just reply with whatever

Na so you and the girl turn the thread to shooting range abi? God know both of una address.

Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by DLioness(f): 6:49pm On Dec 27, 2014

OkikiOluwa1:
you see!
You are not tough!
Real women don't just reply with whatever

what is ur/d yardstick 4 such kind of hasty conclusn?

Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by cdocdathrilla: 6:57pm On Dec 27, 2014

I tot dey wer supposed 2 be 3 women, ive counted more Dan six. grin

Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Nobody: 7:05pm On Dec 27, 2014

Lol,very funny.
True talk prisca women sabi do amebo.

Compliment of the season dear!

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