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Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by Nobody: 9:47pm On Dec 27, 2014
mcino:


SAI BO.KOHAR.I


SAI GEJ THE IMMIGRATION JOB SCAM KILLER

Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by Abugab(m): 9:49pm On Dec 27, 2014
Just can't stop laughing. This joke sure made my day. Lol
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by 1miccza: 9:55pm On Dec 27, 2014
Hahahahahahaha this is so damn funny!!!!!
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by kunlenkirol(m): 9:59pm On Dec 27, 2014
This is not new. Everybody farts, for the guest to keep mute but not without covering their noses show that her husband is a big boy. They can't complain, they have no choice because the guy has their meal ticket. Having said that, farting is not peculiar to a fat woman. Even skinny woman can also do same if such situation presents itself again. However, it is funny. Thumbs up! grin
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by Nobody: 10:02pm On Dec 27, 2014
CoCoLav:


She dey her house oga, which other wisdom she wan apply?


in this case there is nothing she could have done sha....I get your point
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by peteruuu(m): 10:03pm On Dec 27, 2014
tchidi:
undecided lipsrsealed

Make I laugh o!! Before person go chop me raw!! (even though I've seen this joke like 1000 times)

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! angry grin cheesy cheesy
grin D cheesy cheesy grin

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Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by ernecy(m): 10:04pm On Dec 27, 2014
I will vanish immediately I notice then, Bcuz I no go fit bear d shame!!! Lol cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by chuks87(m): 10:04pm On Dec 27, 2014
o my lawd.... sheding tears after laughing my ass off..
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by allbright(m): 10:05pm On Dec 27, 2014
Lol, am very sure this woman would at that moment wished the ground just open and swallow her up! grin
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by tconfi: 10:08pm On Dec 27, 2014
That woman is typican African
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by CoCoLav(f): 10:16pm On Dec 27, 2014
venomous:



in this case there is nothing she could have done sha....I get your point

grin
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by Nobody: 10:25pm On Dec 27, 2014
its funny, but an old copied advert about a guy in a car with his parents in the back seat...
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by Nobody: 10:26pm On Dec 27, 2014
CoCoLav:


grin

OK I just checked the perks of being a wallflower..... he he he...
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by deeteeneey(f): 10:30pm On Dec 27, 2014
grin very funny
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by Nobody: 10:30pm On Dec 27, 2014
Bonapart:
Funny but not real

I know and I wish it was real cry
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by peeparty(m): 10:33pm On Dec 27, 2014
hahahshaha is this really tru?
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by ayobamiakinrind(m): 10:34pm On Dec 27, 2014
frustratedman:
SAI BUHARI


BUHARI TILL NIGERIA BECOMES A WORLD POWER cool

abeg,suit no fit am @all...he looks odd in it.
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by Aproxy: 10:34pm On Dec 27, 2014
olassy239:
though av heard it b4,but hearin it today seems like am just hearing it for the first time,funny
Is there an audio version of NL?
I thought we only read stuffs here
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by phlame(m): 10:35pm On Dec 27, 2014
ibson99:
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly;

"Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."

He then blind folded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blind fold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blind fold until he returned and went to answer the call.

The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable!

Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologising for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blind fold, and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blind fold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests were seated around the table, with their hands on their nose!


Very old
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by BABANGBALI: 10:35pm On Dec 27, 2014
EroticAngelina:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! so funny! grin God, pls this should never ever happen to me!

I can just imagine the guests' faces! They'll be like ''lord have mercy!'' grin
it shouldn't o,because your mess na atomic bomb,all the guests go just die untimely death
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by BABANGBALI: 10:38pm On Dec 27, 2014
tconfi:
That woman is typican African
what is typican?dat word is typical ok?
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by Sike(m): 10:41pm On Dec 27, 2014
Those visitors go get patient die!
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by Tex42(m): 10:44pm On Dec 27, 2014
World War III
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by CoCoLav(f): 10:45pm On Dec 27, 2014
venomous:


OK I just checked the perks of being a wallflower..... he he he...

hahaha. You just had to right? *rolling my eyes* tongue
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by rolayemi(m): 10:50pm On Dec 27, 2014
Lwkmd!!! Oooo
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by Nobody: 10:52pm On Dec 27, 2014
CoCoLav:


hahaha. You just had to right? *rolling my eyes* tongue


yeah yeah I had to....seeing how well you spill your guts.....hope you don't mind ooo
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by Yemmyteespeed007(m): 10:53pm On Dec 27, 2014
Really hilarious
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by whitecat2: 11:05pm On Dec 27, 2014
I don't believe this story. None of the twelve busted out laughing
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by CoCoLav(f): 11:07pm On Dec 27, 2014
venomous:



yeah yeah I had to....seeing how well you spill your guts.....hope you don't mind ooo

Spill my guts....Chisos! angry

Of course I don't mind smiley
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by Nobody: 11:11pm On Dec 27, 2014
CoCoLav:


Spill my guts....Chisos! angry

Of course I don't mind smiley



so far so good...I am enjoying it.... though I have questions to ask sha
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by sylve11: 11:13pm On Dec 27, 2014
grin grin grin cool
Re: Hilarious Confession Of A Fat Housewife by adebowale2000(m): 11:14pm On Dec 27, 2014
iamodenigbo1:
Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha hilarious hilarity,Funy,me like it
the guests are wicked, they did not even give her hint

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