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If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by tosyne2much(op):
I just thought of this nasty stuff and decided to bring it up here... If we were to pay N5000 to toast every lady not minding if she would decline our request or friend-zone us.. I'm pretty sure higher percentage of Nigerian dudes wldnt toast up to 5 ladies before marriage because they who are financially handicap will have to save up money and gather enough information about a lady b4 they finally woo grin . More so, promiscuity and the rate of chop-and Clean mouth will drastically reduce grin

So guys how often would u woo ladies if u were to pay 5k per wooing?
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by purplesummer(f): 6:56pm On Aug 16, 2014
I don't think so. Some men spend hundreds of thousands on girls they are still wooing just to make them say yes.
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by tosyne2much(op):
purplesummer: I don't think so. Some men spend hundreds of thousands on girls they are still wooing just to make them say yes.
sure now... But we also need to consider those who cant afford it grin
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by nickz(m): 7:02pm On Aug 16, 2014
5K every babeshockedshocked
i go fit use all the money buy every share for dangote plchuhhuh
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by purplesummer(f): 7:08pm On Aug 16, 2014
tosyne2much: sure now... But we also need to consider those who could not afford that
Ofcourse, maybe the responsible ones will have to save up to woo the only girl they intend to marry grin

But then again, some will still resort to bank robbery to make enough money to woo as many girls and they want. When guys are desperate, they can do anything.
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by obizzy(m): 7:14pm On Aug 16, 2014
When I can start mini-importation business with N4000...nwanne hapu dat tin
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by tosyne2much(op): 7:16pm On Aug 16, 2014
purplesummer: Ofcourse, maybe the responsible ones will have to save up to woo the only girl they intend to marry grin

But then again, some will still resort to bank robbery to make enough money to woo as many girls and they want. When guys are desperate, they can do anything.
hahahahahahahaha funny girl.. So d responsible guys wil have to save up to woo ?
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by tosyne2much(op): 1:18am On Dec 28, 2014
2SWT so tell me the crushers you know
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by 2SWT(f): 1:30am On Dec 28, 2014
tosyne2much:
2SWT so tell me the crushers you know
how much will you pay me if l tell u
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by tosyne2much(op): 1:31am On Dec 28, 2014
2SWT:
how much will you pay me if l tell u
Tell me first.. My battery is getting low ooo so quickly tell me
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by 2SWT(f): 1:34am On Dec 28, 2014
tosyne2much:
Tell me first.. My battery is getting low ooo so quickly tell me
don't be in a hurry



tomorrow is not too late
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by tosyne2much(op): 1:36am On Dec 28, 2014
2SWT:
don't be in a hurry



tomorrow is not too late
I know but tell me now
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by Afrok(m): 1:46am On Dec 28, 2014
Hehe... Before U even toast her sef, U fit don spend pass 5k. If 5k will be all I need to toast her, then I won't bother about some possible pre-toasting and post-toasting spendings huh.
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by Nobody: 1:48am On Dec 28, 2014
U dey talk of 5000 naira and a guy use 38 million naira buy brand new jeep 4 Ini Edo grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by Exjoker(m): 3:41am On Dec 28, 2014
tosyne2much:
I just thought of this nasty stuff and decided to bring it up here... If we were to pay N5000 jst to toast every lady not minding if she would decline ur request or successful end up friend-zoning u.. Am pretty sure higher percentage of Nigerian dudes wldnt toast up to 5 ladies before marriage especially those who ar stil seeking employment; and more often than not, d rate of Chop-and Clean mouth wld reduce

So guys how often would u woo ladies if u were to pay 5k per wooing?
It depend on how fat my pocket is at a time
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by 2SWT(f): 6:55am On Dec 28, 2014
Afrok:
Hehe... Before U even toast her sef, U fit don spend pass 5k. If 5k will be all I need to toast her, then I won't bother about some possible pre-toasting and post-toasting spendings huh.
Hmm...no post spending !huh

The gal go dump u and dat means you 5k is wasted
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by 2SWT(f): 6:56am On Dec 28, 2014
Afrok:
Hehe... Before U even toast her sef, U fit don spend pass 5k. If 5k will be all I need to toast her, then I won't bother about some possible pre-toasting and post-toasting spendings huh.
Hmm...no post spending !huh

The gal go dump u and dat means you 5k is wasted
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by Afrok(m): 8:54am On Dec 28, 2014
2SWT:
Hmm...no post spending !huh

The gal go dump u and dat means you 5k is wasted
shoo shocked... That means I'll tell her " babe just say yes and this 5k will be urs" cheesy.
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by 2SWT(f): 10:15am On Dec 28, 2014
Afrok:
shoo shocked... That means I'll tell her " babe just say yes and this 5k will be urs" cheesy.
Don't try to act smart











btw do u think u can keep a gal with 5k?
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by Nobody: 12:05pm On Dec 28, 2014
Who is paying 5k to toast a chic? Is it deductable from her bride price? Dats if it gets to dat point. Or is it exclusively non-refundable?
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by Afrok(m): 12:18pm On Dec 28, 2014
2SWT:
Don't try to act smart











btw do u think u can keep a gal with 5k?
5k can not keep a girl but I can still keep my 5k if she doesn't say yes wink cheesy.
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by oshe11: 1:29pm On Dec 28, 2014
i'd b a rich guy, kos alot of gals do woo me, even d 1s av friend-zoned
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by oshe11: 1:32pm On Dec 28, 2014
I wud b a rich guy kos alot of gals do woo me, even dose I av frend-zoned
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by mumumugu(m): 1:45pm On Dec 28, 2014
Ibo girls wil start advertising themselves.

Adaku and sisters toasting industry plc

toast one lady get another hooker free
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by Nobody: 2:07pm On Dec 28, 2014
mumumugu:
Ibo girls wil start advertising themselves.

Adaku and sisters toasting industry plc

toast one lady get another hooker free
na business innovation be dat oo grin
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by Syphax(m): 2:16pm On Dec 28, 2014
Jesus mooo,I dey craze?Dem dy follow me from village ni? grin grin grin


I'd rather castrate myself and remain single.... smiley
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by tosyne2much(op): 2:34pm On Dec 28, 2014
purplesummer:
I don't think so. Some men spend hundreds of thousands on girls they are still wooing just to make them say yes.
and what is the ratio of guys who can spend thousands of naira just for kitty-cat ?

Remember this GEJ's administration grin
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by Emyben(m): 2:40pm On Dec 28, 2014
undecided
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by 2SWT(f): 2:44pm On Dec 28, 2014
Afrok:
5k can not keep a girl but I can still keep my 5k if she doesn't say yes wink cheesy.
stingy guy
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by Afrok(m): 3:11pm On Dec 28, 2014
2SWT:
stingy guy
Lol... Even the Devil will boldly tell Satan that am not stingy cheesy.
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by 2SWT(f): 3:22pm On Dec 28, 2014
Afrok:
Lol... Even the Devil will boldly tell Satan that am not stingy cheesy.
tonguetongue
Re: If You Were To Pay N5000 To Woo Every Lady by Afrok(m): 3:44pm On Dec 28, 2014
2SWT:
tonguetongue
Are U doubting it? Come on... U can ping the Devil and ask Satan if AfroK is stingy or not wink cheesy.
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