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emusmith:
Lol! When somebody no be male nor be female, wetin you wan call am? (na my mouth you wan hear that one?)

Hahahahaha!!

No be from my mouth dem go hear say GEJ win 2015 Election

emusmith:
You never marry na? lol

naijaboiy:
Hahahahaha!!

No be from my mouth dem go hear say GEJ win 2015 Election

badoolee:
I wil definitely do all this and even do more sef

1bkaye:
Marriage doesn't change a thing in this case

emusmith:
Leave am, you na Confirm WIFE material na...

emusmith:
At least, are you currently in a relationship?

queenth42:
APOSTLE JOHNSON SULEMAN’s 2015 prophecies: General election is
another June 12, Buhari’s health
needs attention

1. There shall be harvest of
testimonies for women looking for fruit of the womb.

2. President Obama needs
serious prayers for his health.

3. I see a woman becoming the president of America, but her health needs attention.

4. Britain needs prayers because of her Queen.

5. I entered the house of former president Shehu Shagari in the spirit and I saw RIP; he needs prayers.

6. There shall be agricultural boom this year.

7. I saw Catholic Reverend
Fathers getting married. I saw a group rising, called “Old Catholic Church”, they were on fire for God and caused a revolution.

8. Boko Haram is sponsored by
two people; one is a traditional ruler and the other is a retired
General.

9. Nollywood should stop nudity and immoral content been shown because God is not happy.

10. Bola Tinubu, Bode George and king of Onitsha need prayers.

11. A great Pentecostal man of
God been called to glory. I wept.

12. I see president Goodluck
Jonathan coming back but
troubles.

13. I saw people crying in the
Oba of Benin’s house.

14. Libyan election to be cancelled.

15. El Rufai should go and sit
down. For abusing Jesus, he will not win Kaduna election.

16. Brigade Commander Aso rock should be changed.

17. Buhari’s health needs
attention.

18. Aminu Tambuwal, I saw him leading Sokoto State.

19. Dangote will not have it
smooth this year; he will drop from Africa’s richest.

20. Patience Jonathan needs
serious prayers.

21. Egypt will have elections.

22. 2015 presidential election
will be rigged, marred in violence and end up in court
case.

23. Thank you Jesus! Finally a
Christian is now the governor of Lagos state.

24. A popular Abuja pastor needs serious prayers. I saw mourning.

25. I saw the Naira falling
greatly. It became N200 (two
hundred naira) to 1$ (a dollar).

26. I saw Cameroonian soldiers
killing Boko Haram soldiers.
27. Prophets who deceive
people, collects their properties,
charge money, will face great
judgment this year.

28. Rochas Okorocha; I saw him
moving to PDP.

29. Contrary to most prophecies,
Nigeria will not break up.

30. Nigerian Government will
start fighting the Gospel and
men of God.

31. Military leaders will be changed.

32. There will be plan to kill Good
luck Jonathan but it will be
exposed.

33. I saw governor Amosun
return.

34. APC Rivers State needs to do grass root campaign because I
saw the election been rigged for PDP. Prayers are needed because of so much bloodshed.

35. Three popular musicians will die; one of them is a young boy.

36. Former President Obasanjo
should go and make peace with God, Nigeria is not his problem.

37. The retired Army General one of the sponsors of Bokoharam, God warned him recently with his health. The next, God will
take his life.

38. I saw a man win
Governorship but not allowed to
govern.

39. I saw attention in Delta state
moved to Agbor.

40. President Gooluck Jonathan should arrest corrupt leaders. His
calmness is what is empowering
them to steal.

41. I saw people who resigned as
ministers to contest election
return back as Federal ministers.

42. I see so much food in Nigeria
in 2015.

43. I saw major death in China (I saw group of kids killed)

44. A great man of God whose
first name begins with 3rd letter
and Surname with 15th letter
needs serious prayers. I saw
serious crisis and crying. Please let’s pray for him.

45. Let’s pray against military
intervention and interim
government.

46. President election
inconclusive, yet Jonathan declared winner. APC Pray!

47. I don’t see Buhari with
credentials to vie for president.

48. Ghana economy to have
terrible and serious crisis.

49. With the level of bloodshed I saw, it was better Goodluck goes
now to his village quietly.

50. 2015 election is another June
12. The man who truly won will not govern or rule.

51. Arik Airline to pray against disaster.

52. I saw people crying in Alex
Ekwueme’s house. Why are they crying?

53. I saw upsurge around bar
beach taking people’s lives, water overrunning and bringing down buildings.

54. Pray against three major Air disasters between February and October.

55. I saw a king in Zulu (South Africa) taking a bow.

56. Emmanuel Iwuanyanwu
needs serious prayer against
mourning and death.

57. I saw Niger Delta militants
become so powerful and influential in government.

58. God is not happy with
Nigerian government for
handling power problem.

59. Lawyers will make so much
money in 2015.
60. Chief E.K, Clark should pray,
not a good year for him.

61. Great men of God to rise in
Namibia, Ghana, Nigeria and
Europe

#‎NOTE‬ prophecies should be seen as a negative but as a call for prayers. —  with Ikhazuagbe Gloria
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badoolee:
lolz

1bkaye:
A few

ideology:
Your hubby funny o o

If he reciprocates better just try continue. You may not know what is on his mind,

Enjoy every bit of your marriage,

kushsy:
.ya he does but I think I over pamper him n it has gotten into his head n he forgets that he is a big baby

emusmith:
No be mouth dem go hear say I SECOND you...

emusmith:
I still believe this is possible.
Some ladies exist that could do this. Yes! I don't know if they're on NairaLand sha but I know they're alive somewhere.
You can call them Love Doctors. They are the ones R.Kelly was referring to when he sang that song titled, "WHEN A WOMAN LOVES"

Guys, if you find such ones, you'll be walking on the streets smiling. People will be like, Is this man mad? Yes! You're madly in love with your wife.

Follow me as I highlight Seven Sweet Extras A Wife Does For Her Husband

NOTE: This is not applicable to all males/ females.


1. Cutting his toenails.

She notices your toenails growing so long and you know, some men don't care about "little things" like that. She does it for him. At that moment, she is in charge of his heart! She is 50% sure of getting whatever she wants. DON'T MAKE THAT YOUR AIM.


2. Jumping and Playing on his back

Stop being an adult all of a sudden! Play and leap on his back.
One of many things a man loves but much familiarity and 'over maturity' won't let him know how to even spew it out of his mouth is this.
She better not be robust, lol...Even if she's robust, the man can still manage it...



3. Feeding him

This is especially when he is not too strong... Even when he is sound, doing it brings flavour to your relationship and give him the butterfly feeling. No matter how "ajekpako" he is, he loves it. He loves the feeling. Give it to him. Put the garri in his mouth. That's how to take a man's heart. Not by dragging rights!


4. Helping him knot his tye

This may look foreign, but No! It is not meant for the first five months of your marriage only. Some ladies came to me to teach them how to knot a tie- they want to be doing this for their husband.
It's fun and it shows love!

5. Massaging his laps and legs

Sometimes, your man returns from early morning road work or even from work. You see him complaining of how his laps are so heavy. Give him a massage. Massage his laps, legs and toes, if possible.


6. Constantly Packaging
Food in his food flask to work.

My friend's aunty does this. He packs for the children and the husband too. The husband so much talk about her in the office, other men get intimidated and employed the scheme, lol! This man loves his wife! They are not soooo wealthy...She works o. The man comes from work every day to get a glass of juice first, then bathroom and food...TV and bed. The man too will perform well on bed by force na...

7. Welcoming him with a peck from work as she takes his suit.

If it is good for the goose then it is good for the gander. It is not just a "White People" thing. It is a practice that could change your husband's treatment of you.


He loves you whether you do these things or not BUT when you train yourself to do them, he will not only love you, He will LIKE you.

LIKING someone is admiring the person.
He may love you just for peace to reign and the law demands it.
But for him to really really really LIKE you, you have to somehow go out of your way to do some LITTLE EXTRAs to HELPing him better.


DON'T SAY YOU CAN'T TRY THIS FOR A NIGERIAN MAN. It is a lie! Love has no language. It is the language you give it that it assumes. Love is universal. If it works for that white lady, it will work for you because we are the same.

Have a nice day.

emusmith:
Currently in any?

ideology:
Hahaha call him big baby

A baby is a baby whether big or small.
Don't get tired, it could be fun, you know …

Oluwason:
This is really cool n I love evry bit so much, this are d type of topics that ought to be gracing our frontpage n not dose rubbish. God bless op for this, wishing to have a woman that would do all this for me.

JideTheBlogger:
Wow! I love those things like seriously.

Some women are something else though. When some husbands come back from work, their wives scrutinize them eg smelling their shirt to see if they will perceive strange perfurme or if it would have been stained by lipstick ....hahaha. etc

1bkaye:
Yes a few

monamie2:
for monamie, as long as he remains who he is, I will do even more.

emusmith:
Oh God will strengthen you! Are you re-married? Any kid(s)? It will be well...

emusmith:
A few? Only you?

1bkaye:
I'm greedy

beamed:
Thanks. She left me with a boy. Still looking for a good lady. But seems hard to find one. The right lady will come; that I know.