Good day my NL pals

I have this very interesting topic to share with you, we had our matriculation today and I made several hilarious observations on the types of people that went there
#read like a king

1.) The unsteady heads

yeah, they're the first on my list, these set of people are so obnoxious, they won't just stop turning their heads, for a moment you'll find the right viewing position and before you know it the guy or the girl has turned his/her head obstructing your view in the process, you see them in many occasions and ceremonies, and the back seaters usually suffer most

2.) The over made-up ladies

you can't actually exempt these set of people from this kind of list, there's actually nothing much to say on these set of people, why the hell will a girl pancake her pretty face until it gets ugly and repulsive and unfortunately for some of the girls they sat at the back where there was no fan SWKMD (sweat won kill dem die)

3.) The extroverted clowns

lolx,these guys annoy me the most, why can't extroverts be quiet for once, they talk incessantly and they make funny outspoken noises like '3 gbosa's for our faculty' 'hip hip hip hurray', Abeg extroverts make ona try hia, we all went for the matriculation and not just you

4.) The cool,calm or shy guys

I fall into this category, we sit down through out the matriculation cool and calm, not making unnecessary noise and we talk only when very pertinent, These are the kind of guys that are not carried away by the matriculation,immediately the ceremony is over after taking a few pics, we go to our hostels, rest a little then off we go for night classes

5.) The picture takers

These set of people will start taking pictures from the time they leave home for the ceremony to the time they sleep, as they are walking they are taking selfies,as they sit they take selfies, make i no talk too much, if you don do matric you go understand, I taya for these guys sha

6.) The ' where are you ' chaps

Lolzz, these one includes every body but our parents suffer it the most and it happens after the matriculation.
here's how mine went;

Mum : Jeff where are you ?

Jeff : I'm outside the hall, where are you?

Mum : *cuts call*

Jeff : *calls back after 10secs*

Mum : *picks call* Jeff where are you nau,

Jeff : I'm outside the hall just beside the gate

Mum : Jeff I'm not seeing you o

Jeff : ah ah just walk outside the gate small na you will see me

then she got pissed off and said

-Jeff its like I would slap you o (Lolz, through the phone )

and that's how we continued until I finally spotted her then her anger melted like a candle, then we took some pics and she finally left for bayelsa

The school is actually Rivers State University Of Science And Technology, I Rep law

feel free to add yours

pls mods do the needful

cc-fynestboi, Richiez, olawalebabs, tosyne2much,emusmith,elantrace*y, and Prophessor etc

your oops and kudos is allowed, lolz

Prophessor:
nice write up Op

Jesuspikin77:

emusmith:
Nice post, bro... Congratz Bro!

May you hit 5 Point this semester...

Dammytrager:
Op sha want make we knw say he don do matric, God go help us wey neva do o

Japhet04:
lolz, God helping but I'm sure i'm going to make it, two guys from my faculty did it and they were given free laptops

Japhet04:
why do you say so , I'm definitely not seeking for attention

Dammytrager:
just kidding, congrats on your matric, now work on building ur GP

emusmith:


That kind school
.what's the name?

tosyne2much:
OP ( Japhet04), me I be Polytechnic oooooo, am I allowed to add mine ?

Japhet04:
Rivers state university of science and technology, you know it right?

Ariyke:
Lol funny write up

DankemzI:
Meanwhile Congrats, no follow girls too much just focus this your first year

Akosbaba:
OP,this ur school wey be science and tech university con dey teach law again.na wa o

Donpoker9:
I was here...