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How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 12:10am On Jan 22, 2015
It's the body part that men arguably value the most, so you owe it to your penis to always keep it clean, healthy and fit for purpose.

Give it the care it deserves and you may not be the only one to benefit – your partner will probably be grateful too.

Gently wash the penis with warm water each day when you're having a shower or bath. If you have a foreskin, pull it back gently and wash underneath.

If you don't wash underneath the foreskin correctly, a cheesy-looking substance called smegma may begin to gather.

Smegma is a natural lubricant that keeps the penis moist. It's found on the head of the penis and under the foreskin.
If smegma builds up in the foreskin, it can start to smell, stop you easily pulling your foreskin back and become a breeding ground for bacteria. This can cause redness and swelling of the head of your penis, called balanitis.
'Off-putting smell'

Patrick French, a consultant physician in sexual health, says: "It's really surprising how many men don't clean underneath their foreskin. Not only do they regularly develop complications from poor hygiene, but it's also very off-putting for a sexual partner."

Don't try to forcefully pull back the foreskin of a baby or young boy as this could be painful and cause harm. Their foreskin might still be attached to the head of the penis and will therefore not retract fully. At this stage of their development, there's no need to clean inside the foreskin.
While regular personal hygiene is important, too much washing with soap and shower gels can cause soreness.

Gently washing your penis once a day with warm water is sufficient to maintain good hygiene. If you want to use soap, choose a mild or non-perfumed soap to reduce the risk of skin irritation.

It may be tempting to use talc and deodorants on your penis, but these are best avoided because talc will get under the foreskin, where it may cause irritation.

Circumcised men have to be just as careful about cleaning their penis. Gently washing the penis with warm water once a day is sufficient.

Testicles and Pubic Area

Don't forget to clean the base of the penis and the testicles, where sweat and hair can combine to produce a strong smell, just as unpleasant as in your armpits.

These areas need frequent washing to stop sweat from accumulating, especially as they are enclosed in underwear for most of the day.

Make sure the area between the base of the testicles and the anus is also clean and odour-free.

While you're down there, it's a good idea to check your testicles for lumps once a month after a warm bath or shower.

Look out for any unusual lumps or swellings that were not there before.

Source:
http://www.nhs.uk/livewell/penis-health/pages/how-to-wash-a-penis.aspx

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 12:17am On Jan 22, 2015
This is for the oaf who couldn't pass a simple message without derogatory remarks: Apparently, most Nigerian men walk around with smelly rods(that's NO NO for grown ar.se men), and this is my service to humanity - to help keep the black family together.

The rod is the most sensitive part of the males anatomy. And once you're over 21, and your rod stinks, you should be ashamed of your existence. You're just basically dirty and classless.

Hopefully, this will be helpful.

P.S: no anti-feminist or misogynists!

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by kossyablaze(m): 12:31am On Jan 22, 2015
GMB

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by menix(m): 12:51am On Jan 22, 2015
Hahahaha... Lik dis ur counter thread buh d ladies can attest dat dick dont smell.

As a student of sexology, there I learnt wen a man's bulala wakes up it secrets dis otuphorus enzyms dat cleans d whole bulala of bacteria thus odor free.

Only dead men dick smell tongue

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by freethinker01: 12:51am On Jan 22, 2015
Like d poster above me said n I quote,"only dead a man d.icck smells". Ask the ladies, don't think it smells @ all.

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Xhammy: 12:52am On Jan 22, 2015
lawal o, which one be joystick again, abeg peniss na peniss, make una no try tuussh am up

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by CaptainAmerica1: 12:52am On Jan 22, 2015
Interesting

Nairaland with their autocorrect, it also changed pénis to joystick in the link given.

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by jaybee08(f): 12:52am On Jan 22, 2015
Hmmm Ok

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by W3xy1(m): 12:53am On Jan 22, 2015
Yeye dey smell. Next topic plz. Sipping codine with alomo bitters hmmmm perfect inspirational highness..

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by flowjoe: 12:53am On Jan 22, 2015
Washing the joystick with soap will cause lather this can lead to up & down movement
Which can further lead to lipsrsealed

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Ishilove: 12:54am On Jan 22, 2015
grin grin grin

I am not sure guys wash their down below. They prolly just splash water on their balls and fly out the bathroom, hence the preponderance of stinky boxers worldwide. Gross.

Now that dem don expose una secret, you guys are saying the thread doesn't make sense. Male chauvinism at it's peak...

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by dimdim001(m): 12:55am On Jan 22, 2015
Our lollipops r always clean, dats y ladies always luv suckin' it grin

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 12:55am On Jan 22, 2015
Funny. yet true
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by freezyprinzy(m): 12:55am On Jan 22, 2015
menix:
Hahahaha... Lik dis ur counter thread buh d ladies can attest dat dick dont smell.

As a student of sexology, there I learnt wen a man's bulala wakes up it secrets dis otuphorus enzyems dat cleans d whole bulala of bacteria thus odor free.

Only dead men dick smell tongue
some guys joystick smells o especialy d uncircumcised d*cks#no homo#but dy do

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 12:55am On Jan 22, 2015
the next thing will be how to keep your anus clean and healthy. smh

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 12:56am On Jan 22, 2015
your post makes no sense, joysticks hardy smell unless you fail to bath or you have body odor.. its always clean. am proud to be a man, if you are hit like.

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by darne(m): 12:56am On Jan 22, 2015
Here we go again,......

Sounds gayish undecided

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nihilist: 12:57am On Jan 22, 2015
grin

Only God knows the kind of dirty men that the OP has been having sex with cos we all know that most foul smells encountered during intercourse usually emanates from the vagina.

Anyway thanks for the advice sha. I hope you sent a copy to your obviously dirty boyfriend grin

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by ddippset(m): 12:57am On Jan 22, 2015
common mayne, one does not need no lecture to wash no damn d1ck men!

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by halimaabi: 12:57am On Jan 22, 2015
GEJ ONE LOVE NIGERIA.

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 12:57am On Jan 22, 2015
Just masturbate with soap (first round), and use Vaseline (jergens) for second round. Thank me later cool

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 12:57am On Jan 22, 2015
Lol. I'm glad I inspired someone today - elated as fvck. Like 2pac said, "if you can't change the world, the least you can do is to inspire someone to change the world" (paraphrasing). grin

Regardless, any guy walking around with a smelly django ought to be stripped naked, and whopped with a switch. Gotta stay clean at all times!

Nice thread! cool

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Bifwoli: 12:58am On Jan 22, 2015
dimdim001:
Our lollipops r always clean, dats y ladies always luv suckin' it grin

True dat,the shaft is always in mint condition.

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by ddippset(m): 12:58am On Jan 22, 2015
freezyprinzy:
some guys joystick smells o especialy d uncircumcised d*cks#no homo#but dy do
lol, if you could smell it then your lips are too damn close brother!

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by ichommy(m): 12:58am On Jan 22, 2015
Op, just one Tip. U forgot to add Chewing of Joystick.

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by sisqology(m): 12:59am On Jan 22, 2015
The most annoying thing is : the smelling ones are still here commenting.... instead of them to go wash up now wink

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Rawani: 12:59am On Jan 22, 2015
The fact is that ladies have to pay extra-extra attention to their veejay, otherwise they risk making the bedroom smell like a fish market. Most of the measures in that article are for uncircumcised males which does not apply to most Nigerian men. A bath is just enough to keep chairman fresh and ready for the next job.

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 1:01am On Jan 22, 2015
hahahaha grin, i dey come!
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by ibkgab001: 1:01am On Jan 22, 2015
funny
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Afrok(m): 1:01am On Jan 22, 2015
Nice one op, but before some guys can think about how clean their joysticks are, some girls would've put it inside their mouth and have it cleaned and washed up in another way using their tongues and saliva before guiding it towards the zero path shocked.

If a man doesn't take care of his joystick, some girls will? wink

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by ichommy(m): 1:02am On Jan 22, 2015
ddippset:
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N for Nairaland
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by freezyprinzy(m): 1:02am On Jan 22, 2015
ddippset:
lol, if you could smell it then your lips are too damn close brother!
my brother watin google dy for?....research man...lyka said#no homo

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