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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 9:35am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Rawani: Any man who does not believe in taking measures in keeping his blokos clean, odour free and spotless is dirty. Im seeing a lot of guys here saying they dnt have to take measures because the blokos does not smell. Imagine that!! Thats a dirty man talking. 3 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 9:35am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Davidairmarshal:Of course you would know,afterall you are รข gay gay! |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 9:37am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Moz22: Exactly what i just said Mister. |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by jaybee08(f): 9:38am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Moz22: |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by iykedare(m): 9:38am On Jan 22, 2015 |
The scarecrow is here yarning dust. Spend this time cleaning your vj . Fish brain. 2 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 9:41am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Sophyrocks:My dear, thE bushy pubic hair some of them keep is as thick as rainforest! Btw I suppose celebrate but those female haters just distracted my jubliation for making front page even though am barely a month on nairaland! *dancing shoki* 3 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Moz22: 9:44am On Jan 22, 2015 |
ur lips tho! jaybee08: |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 9:46am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Kath5kouture: Im telling you. The thick forest needs to be cut down by cutlass and hoe join!! Haba!! They grow thick forest and wear tight boxers. Have you forgotten that when they urinate, some do not rinse at all? They dnt use water to rinse well. And you know after urinating even when you feel you have expelled enough urine and worn your pants, remnant urine still flows out. Now just imagine how many times a guy would urinate in a day, doesnt rinse, then numerous drops of urine harbours in that 1 week boxer thereby creating a stench!! Gosh!! they are the same people making noise here that blokos doesnt smell. Ewooo!! Dirty people!! 2 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by jaybee08(f): 9:47am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Moz22:wetin do am |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 9:50am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Sophyrocks:E.g Iykedare and Dinachi. 2 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Moz22: 9:52am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 9:54am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Misogynist2014:Errrm,excusez moi? Are your balls dat stinky? Why am I even asking? Ur moniker says it all so dnt quote me! Ur ignored! 3 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by jaybee08(f): 9:55am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Moz22:yar-ma-yar-ma boy |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Moz22: 9:57am On Jan 22, 2015 |
shebi u be my role model..and i learnt that from u jaybee08: |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by iykedare(m): 9:57am On Jan 22, 2015 |
VickyyB: so you have the audacity to mention me? I dont want to waste time with you going back and forth arguing endlessly and achieving nothing. The d1,ck doesn't smell.You can ask your dad. Most of you who believe that the d!xck smell probably sleep with those old alhajis who have forgotten how to take their bath. Spend this time taking care of your smelly hole and stop smiling sheepishly with your rat teeth. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 10:00am On Jan 22, 2015 |
iykedare:Your balls nkor? 5 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 10:01am On Jan 22, 2015 |
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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by iykedare(m): 10:01am On Jan 22, 2015 |
VickyyB: Ask your dad 2 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by jaybee08(f): 10:01am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Moz22:ok I give up, u win!!!!! |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 10:02am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Kath5kouture: hehehehehehehehee. |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by great664(m): 10:04am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Ishilove:Men boxers are not stinky, maybe those you've met before but trust me most men know how to take care of themselves, you can advice "HIM" not to just clean the joystick and the balls but also to maintain good hygiene with his underwear, even if the boxer is not torn, it should be change highest 3months. The thing nor even cost na, and he should have atleast 6-12 |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Moz22: 10:04am On Jan 22, 2015 |
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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 10:05am On Jan 22, 2015 |
iykedare:I wasn't wrong, anyways. Better take care of your balls. It's a known fact that most Nigerian men walk around with smelly balls and dick(that's a NO-NO for a grown up Man) Instead of staying online arguing with feminists, why not take care of your rotten putrid downside - shave it and wash thoroughly. Cc- Nihilist and Sirshymex - Wash your pipe! 4 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 10:09am On Jan 22, 2015 |
darne:If you say so,gays dudes probably pay more attention to washing down and back there unlike straight mofos who just splash water and jump out. 1 Like |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by iykedare(m): 10:13am On Jan 22, 2015 |
VickyyB: How did you know this? I guess you asked your dad and he told you that his balls smell. Educate him on how to take care of it. Instead of staying online arguing with feminists, Do you know the meaning of the word`feminist`? why not take care of your rotten putrid downside - shave it and wash thoroughly.I`m a very clean person so no part of my body smell. Go take care of your dad s rotten potrid downside. He needs it. Give him a mind blowing blowww job afterwards. Your mum will appreciate it. 2 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by jayshadow: 10:18am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Sophyrocks:Lol.....You are a comedian!!!!! 2 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Misogynist2014(m): 10:23am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Kath5kouture:As if I care. |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nihilist: 10:23am On Jan 22, 2015 |
VickyyB: Everyday!!!! I also change underwear daily, and trim regularly Thanks for your advice though and God bless you. 1 Like |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 10:25am On Jan 22, 2015 |
iykedare:I used the word "Most" not "All" meaning there are some exceptions. My dad and some men are clean. You are dirty! Most Anti-feminists are dirty... Do you know the meaning of the word`feminist`?I know the meaning. Get the meaning yourself and stop blabbing. Reference - wikipedia It's not men-hating nonsense. I`m a very clean person so no part of my body smell. Go take care of your dad s rotten potrid downside. he needs it. Give him a mind blowing blowww job afterwards. Your mum will appreciate it.Story for the gods. You are dirty. The stench emanating from your boxers will kill many fishes. 6 Likes |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 10:29am On Jan 22, 2015 |
You girls know nobody wears a pair of boxers for a week anymore surely. Not even abokii. Me I always have a fresh clean pair waiting for after work. That's at least 2 per day. And if I'm wearing jeans, na commando for that day. I mean, if you drain your lizard properly each time, no need to worry about those errant drips. That's so sixteen. 1 Like |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by iykedare(m): 10:33am On Jan 22, 2015 |
[quote author=VickyyB post=30022012] I used the word "Most" not "All" meaning there are some exceptions. Bravo, so you confirmed that your dad is clean after giving him the blowww job? well done. I know the meaning. Get the meaning yourself and stop blabbing. Reference - wikipedia I gave you that as your assignment. Read that up or continue to wallow in your ignorance. Story for the gods. You are dirty. you seem to know so much about fishes,right? You have a fish brain. The odour from your hole is like that of a dead fish 1 Like |
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 10:33am On Jan 22, 2015 |
Nihilist:You welcome. |
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