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This is a counter thread of: https://www.nairaland.com/2109481/10-things-most-guys-when

1. They wear a clean bra and panties (even those who hardly change bras) just for unforeseen events.

2. They tell their parents they are going to see 'Chioma'.

3. They come much later than schedule (just to send a signal that they aren't desperate, even though they actually are).


4. Naïve and first timers put on some weird undies at least to restrict or perhaps delay access to their....

5. At times their phones go dead (either intentionally or energy cut). This makes the guy feel hopeless.


6. If they actually don't want s*x, they offer to prepare an endless meal or do house chores.

7. They put their phones on silent knowing fully well that their other boyfriends would dial. For those who don't, they harass these poor dudes over the fone.

8. Sometimes, they show up unannounced to assess the guy's level of hygiene or to catch a cheat.

9. They counter sexual advances by acting moody and try to get busy with a giant novel or seasonal movie.

10. The badoo girls just get down straight to business.

The only thing I do whenever I am going to my bf's house is:
Plan to sleep over

I dedicate this space I booked to GMB/osibanjo

NO 9.. i don catch ma babe... so dat moody attitude na forming abi? next thing, she will pick fone and starts chattin and what next... im goin. talk from now till next yr, natin o... i jst av to allow her go


front page first time dis yr... dis is wonderful

and i cant argue with you op. e di correct.

Really??

Annypie which one u dey do?

Hehehehe....just in case matta turn down south

They keep all the money on them at home,
Come hungry,
Make their hair look rough,
Keep their good fones and come with the problematic ones,
Chatter a whole keke expecting that you pay when they arrive.
E.t.c.

nairaland and counter threads. chai diaris God.




Anyway, Sai Buhari.

rubey:
The only thing I do whenever I am going to my bf's house is:
Plan to sleep over

badt gurl

After bathing for close to an hour, they use 30minutes for makeups and then wear metals in the name of jewelries.

rubey:
The only thing I do whenever I am going to my bf's house is:
Plan to sleep over

But you said no guy will see your pant until he pays d bride price. The only thing I do is to look good

And they forget to cary postinor

classicB:
But you said no guy will see your pant until he pays d bride price. The only thing I do is to look good

And who says he will see my pants

Modified!!!

Make I book space

rubey:
And who says he will see my pants

u diz gal ehn, u don too dey lie nwadays..... Re u nt d one dat said u dnt visit guyz houz d oda day So, u've also graduated frm liars, u re nw a lion

zick19:
u diz gal ehn, u don too dey lie nwadays..... Re u nt d one dat said u dnt visit guyz houz d oda day So, u've also graduated frm liars, u re nw a lion

I said boyfriend mumu!

These days Everybody on N'L is creating 10 list of everything under the sun

Another counter thread?? These kids sure do have time

2. They tell their parents they are going to see 'Chioma'.

or they are going to church

dechandel:
This list is not sexy

Thank u jare...thought i was the only one who saw that...

10 Things space booker does wen keeping space...

lol...wat wil i nt c in nl

1- 5 is sure. I know girls do all that

rubey:
I said boyfriend mumu!

Sister, YOU DULL!!! So, boyfriend is nt a guy abi

ahn ahn tosyn is suppose 2 make d counter thread na

They fail jamb just to collect more money
they form sick to to get petting
they do stuff and say lets pray after

In case.

And dont forget FEB14 is em....

observing

@ No. 2, some will use church as an excuse, Sometimes using Chioma just doesn't work out... Na everytime u dey go see Chioma?, she no dey come see you?