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iceberylin:

Mehnnn my crush nø dh gimi face buh its just Time mehnnn

remsonik:
Your crush doesn't like you because you tell her how awesome in bed you are and how many girls you have laid.

She doesn't like you because you are lazy and you are a momma's boy.

She doesn't like you because you roll with the bad gang

She doesn't like you because you have mouth odour.

She doesn't like you because you have too many female friends.


The list is endless op. Different girls and their preferences same goes for the guys

rubey:
Stalking!
I don't like people who keep stalking me, its creepy

iceberylin:
Taught its just number

iceberylin:

Mehnnn my crush nø dh gimi face buh its just Time mehnnn

iceberylin:
Talking real crush not E-crush

iceberylin:
The cøde hard ni...
We aint Lenardo da Vinci

ggrin:
not again


Taught ke


Kingtom another atomic bomb don land o

iceberylin:
Regardless of how rich, handsome/beautiful or successful you are, u'll definitely crush on someone. Thats natural but if you dont.. bro you need a doc...

EYE CONTACT This is usually the first step. Your sitting in a corner and admiring how beautiful she is, with her long hair even without makeup.I don't know why but she'll definitely look back at you, when she looks at you and you trow your face away, you'll give her the impression that you lack courage but when you wink at her it shows you want her then watch out for Green lights

Am not worthy your looking down on yourself but she could be feeling you already.
Your like... I don't have a car, my bank account is flat, I cant manage this girl. That means you see her as a gold digger.

Bragging Now you walk up to her and start lecturing her about your dad who has a house in V.I and 59 Range rovers.
Bro this will only get you into the MagaZone.. The best thing you can do is make her laugh, thats the best ingredient while wooing a Lady.

Your Look your shirt isnt ironed, your shoe lacks polish, forgot to comb your hair and you expect to get her number

Fake
Yøur as fake as hollywøød møvies..fake nails,fake hair,heavy make up..just knøw tøø much of anything isnt Gøød...

Add yours, Btw carry number baased on what you can afford

rubey:
Lol! I guess girls on Nairaland are not that free to mingle around right?

iceberylin:
Cømmon sense

ggrin:
u no get

iceberylin:
Did anyøne stop yøu from mingling

rubey:
No, but the criticism is much!

iceberylin:
Welcøme tø Nairaland...

Just ignøre

alberto2k:
Shey na Mir.exxx?

Just give everything time... Just keep firing like passingshot

PassingShot:
You no well.

alberto2k:
Bro u don leave Politics section come Romanceland?

Hope you're not sent by Asari Dokumbo?

iceberylin:
Am nøt in the møød..bikø

ggrin:

Wetin hapn?

Wh¤ die?

iceberylin:

Mehnnn my crush nø dh gimi face buh its just Time mehnnn

iceberylin:
Your fvcking up....

cutieberie1:
who z ur crush..

ggrin:
how?

iceberylin:
You

cutieberie1:
hmm i neva knew

iceberylin:
You dh annoy me these days

ggrin:
who u be

rubey:
Lol! I tried to give some niggas attention on Nairaland and you saw what happened afterwards

Dannidom:
try me am serious am nt the other "niggas"

I uploaded no pic buh hola me and I wil