Regardless of how rich, handsome/beautiful or successful you are, u'll definitely crush on someone. Thats natural but if you dont.. bro you need a doc...

EYE CONTACT This is usually the first step. Your sitting in a corner and admiring how beautiful she is, with her long hair even without makeup.I don't know why but she'll definitely look back at you, when she looks at you and you trow your face away, you'll give her the impression that you lack courage but when you wink at her it shows you want her then watch out for Green lights

Am not worthy your looking down on yourself but she could be feeling you already.
Your like... I don't have a car, my bank account is flat, I cant manage this girl. That means you see her as a gold digger.

Bragging Now you walk up to her and start lecturing her about your dad who has a house in V.I and 59 Range rovers.
Bro this will only get you into the MagaZone.. The best thing you can do is make her laugh, thats the best ingredient while wooing a Lady.

Your Look your shirt isnt ironed, your shoe lacks polish, forgot to comb your hair and you expect to get her number

Fake
Yøur as fake as hollywøød møvies..fake nails,fake hair,heavy make up..just knøw tøø much of anything isnt Gøød...

Add yours, Btw carry number baased on what you can afford

Noticed!!

Stalking!
I don't like people who keep stalking me, its creepy

Ok.i hope all this works on Ini edo.cnt wait to try these out

rubey:
Stalking!
I don't like people who keep stalking me, its creepy

Whoz stalking u? some1 crushing on u is stalking?

ice ice i know u av a crush on me

rubey:
Stalking!
I don't like people who keep stalking me, its creepy

Peøple ønly stalk When yøu dønt give them attentiøn

AlphaGentleman:
Ok.i hope all this works on Ini edo.cnt wait to try these out

Gøødluck brø

mirexxx:
ice ice i know u av a crush on me

Yøu be Elijah

iceberylin:

Yøu be Elijah

Age.

Meeen I messed around and told my crush Iiked her but now I feel like the chick likes me more than I hoped she would. For most people that's a good thing but as for me it's kind of weird. Call me bipolar if you want.

MzNelly:
Age.

Taught its just number

justmag:
Meeen I messed around and told my crush Iiked her but now I feel like the chick likes me more than I hoped she would. For most people that's a good thing but as for me it's kind of weird. Call me bipolar if you want.

Na sø e dh be na

mirexxx:

iceberylin:

Taught its just number

To some people, it's not.

Iceberylin Drops another Bomb

Gee u really Got swags Iswear!


Do I even have a crush

*scratches head*

alberto2k:
Iceberylin Drops another Bomb

Gee u really Got swags Iswear!


Do I even have a crush

*scratches head*

Mehnnn my crush nø dh gimi face buh its just Time mehnnn

MzNelly:


To some people, it's not.

Peøple like u ni

iceberylin:

Peøple like u ni

No; age doesn't matter to me.

It matters to some other people.

Makes sense.

In case

iceberylin:

Peøple ønly stalk When yøu dønt give them attentiøn

Lol! I tried to give some niggas attention on Nairaland and you saw what happened afterwards

iceberylin:


Mehnnn my crush nø dh gimi face buh its just Time mehnnn

Shey na Mir.exxx?

Just give everything time... Just keep firing like passingshot

rubey:


Lol! I tried to give some niggas attention on Nairaland and you saw what happened afterwards

Fake number
Thats nøt attentiøn

alberto2k:


Shey na Mir.exxx?

Just give everything time... Just keep firing like passingshot

Talking real crush not E-crush

iceberylin:

Fake number
Thats nøt attentiøn

Fake number? Says who?

iceberylin:


Talking real crush not E-crush

Real Nigga'

rubey:


Fake number? Says who?

The cøde hard ni...
We aint Lenardo da Vinci

rubey:


Fake number? Says who?

police sirens blaring...

Your crush doesn't like you because you tell her how awesome in bed you are and how many girls you have laid.

She doesn't like you because you are lazy and you are a momma's boy.

She doesn't like you because you roll with the bad gang

She doesn't like you because you have mouth odour.

She doesn't like you because you have too many female friends.


The list is endless op. Different girls and their preferences same goes for the guys