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Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by Nobody: 12:55pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
coogar: Shut up there cretinous fvcktard. When will you evolve into a human being and stop jumping from tree-to-tree. Even my dog is better than you anytime any day, you can't kiss his azz. 5 Likes |
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by LRNZH(m): 12:57pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
EUROBOMBER: Young boy. Respect yourself. You were the one who advised OP to open this thread and embarrass his reputation beyond reasonable doubt. Now you want to start an e-fight. Can't you reason properly for once? |
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by coogar: 12:59pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
EUROBOMBER: says the fool whose birth certificate was an apology letter from a condom factory. your conception was a factory error. it shouldn't have happened. 5 Likes |
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by Nobody: 12:59pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
LRNZH: Stay on your lane, he has dealt a devastating blow to your propaganda. Go to hell. |
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by Nobody: 1:00pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
coogar: You are a product of experimental cross breeding between a baboon and a dog, no wonder the earth is cursed with your miserable existence. I pity your father who could not afford ordinary N50 Gold circle otherwise the world would not be cursed with a cretin like you. 4 Likes |
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by coogar: 1:01pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
EUROBOMBER: no, you go to hell - you disgusting sack of shyte! who do you think you are? does this place look like your village? EUROBOMBER: says the bastärd that was conceived by 12 ugly vigilante men. you are a product of a levirate marriage. the man you think is your real dad inherited your mother from his brother. this is why your life is full of empty promises and broken dreams. you had to be shovelled out by 12-able bodied men cos you clung to the vagińal wall as you fear the poverty-stricken environment you were about to be born into. 5 Likes |
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by Nobody: 1:02pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
coogar: Go munch some expired ewedu, useless ape sired by village monkeys. |
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by LRNZH(m): 1:03pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
EUROBOMBER:See frustration. None of you could answer the simple question: Did GEJ start Primary school at age 3 in Otueke? That's where your lies bus stop is. Lie on this let us deflate you further. Collynzo9. It is on record that this is the imbecilic jejeune that wrongly advised you to open this worthless thread. |
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by coogar: 1:06pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
EUROBOMBER: oloshious fellow...... so much shyte comes out of your mouth, your rectüm is jealous. a douche-bag of your magnitude would clean the vagińa of a whale. 4 Likes |
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by Nobody: 1:06pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
LRNZH: I feel your pain. ;DYou can drink concentrated acid and end your misery. Cry me atlantic 6 Likes
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Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by ATribeCalledBen(m): 1:07pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Collynzo9:OP I totally disagree with you...the same speech you heard on that video was also the same speech that the picture was also uploaded with in the previous thread...is no news he falsified his age....PEACE! |
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by Nobody: 1:07pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
coogar: Shut up there, your mother was the village witch stationed at the shrine to service all the babalawos when nature calls Do you know your father. You were belched out of a smelly puksy as big as a well. 4 Likes |
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by coogar: 1:09pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
EUROBOMBER: this fool is even stealing my lines to use against me. i know your type. you must have been conceived via anäl sėx and that explains how much of an arsëhole you are. 5 Likes |
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by Nobody: 1:10pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
coogar: When will you stop sleeping under the bridge I hope I will not pick your moma at allen tonight where she is donating free pomo. |
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by LRNZH(m): 1:13pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
coogar: No mind the EuroBastard. Imagine this clown misleading Colkynzo9 into posting nonsense. |
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by coogar: 1:13pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
EUROBOMBER: lame! you are a cretinous twät - you lost your virginity to your dad. incëst is so embedded in your genetic code, your red blood cells often räpe the white ones. i don't blame you though - i can only blame the recipient of your y-chromosomes who should have swallowed it with a warm bottle of alomo bitters. LRNZH: he has to be a bästard, without a doubt. only a bastard reasons like he does - illegitimate kids are never known to reason logically. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by Nobody: 1:16pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
coogar: I saved your moma when she was being gang molested by orangutans No wonder you have become a jobless nonentity in society. I am looking for a dispatch rider, care to apply? Hope you know Lagos well. You are a worthless piece of garbage and should be sacrificed to amadioha. 4 Likes |
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by Nobody: 1:17pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
LRNZH: I feel your pain Collynzo really hit you below the belt. Now take this and do the needful. 6 Likes
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Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by coogar: 1:21pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
EUROBOMBER: you are not creative, are you? you cannot even rebut the fact that you lost your virginity to your dad. he sòdomised you so much that if you go into a spërm bank & fart in a test tube, at least of the gas would be useful. the diameter of your bütthole is so humongous. one can shove an easter egg in and out without breaking it. i dunno when mental hospitals in nigeria stopped monitoring brain dead patients like yourself while using the internet. nurse chioma will soon put you back in your cage. 9 Likes |
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by Nobody: 1:24pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
coogar: I blame your mother the village witch that belched you from her smelly cunt. Do you want to know the meaning of sahara, when you go home, open ya mama skirt The smell from her pugzy can destroy more than all the Russian nuclear arsenal. Your mothers pugzy is bigger than Chevron oil well. Evidence of too much banging by village apes 4 Likes |
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by intergral(m): 1:28pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Collynzo9:let me teach you how to do your home work.... Jonathan got admission into primary school in "1961" does it mean that its his date of birth? To refresh you fish brain for you, pupils got admitted those days to primary school between the age of 6-12 so assuming he got admission at the age 9 now count 9 years back wards. He might also be above 9 so please before you post rubbish do you home work before you become clueless like your oga and thank me later #IHAVEDECIDEDGMB/PYO 1 Like |
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by coogar: 1:30pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
EUROBOMBER: creativity is zero! shaking my head....:you wanna be like me but you cannot. sahara is nothing compared to what we heard about your momma. she fücks about a hundred men and the last time one of her clients tried to finger her, somebody shook his hands. the size of her püssy is twice the size of jurassic park. dinosaurs, 250 chibok girls and the entire second half of the last world cup final were all found in her tampon socket. how else do you think 12 men were able to use shovels to dig you out of it? 9 Likes |
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by Nobody: 1:34pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
coogar: All your family members and family tree are all still in the rain forests When will your moma stop donating free ponmo oooo BTW your father should stop selling lacasera and gala on the express A man of his age should not be doing such but how can I blame him when his son is yet to become a human Even dinosaurs will die at the stench oozing from ya mama smelly pugzy. Satan will reject the village witch that cursed the earth with your useless existence. Go figure. 6 Likes |
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by coogar: 1:39pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
EUROBOMBER: why can't this vermin get a strong rope, a beam to tie it to and do himself a favour? your propensity to stretch the borders of idïocy is peerless. you musta gotten the stüpid genes from the owner of your y-chromosomes. you belong to the posse of deluded scientology-esque minority cabal of rabid, fanatical sycophants who attack, ridicule and denigrate anyone who has the chutzpah to question your intelligence quotient. i am very happy to waste my breath on you - a despicable obnoxious nitwit that displays the same fits of a photo-sensitive epileptic patient. 9 Likes |
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by Collynzo9: 1:43pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
EUROBOMBER:My guy ignore them, the deed is done. They will never mention the issue again. Meanwhile Buhari's certificate matter is still unresolved. |
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by fujirice: 1:43pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
adeoladrg:Lol! And you say you are "a neutral?" y not add no wife/girlfriend, no husband/boyfriend while you are at it? See, there's no shame in supporting what you believe in. There's no need hiding under neutrality to do it. U owe no one no explanation.......cheers! 2 Likes |
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by coogar: 1:44pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Collynzo9: GEJ is an age-cheat! he couldn't have started primary school in the creeks of bayelsa at age 3. 3 Likes |
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by Nobody: 1:44pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
coogar: even satan will rather use vaseline than use your useless mama Oh, it must really suck to be you. See your parents down there paying their respects. I feel your pain, it is not easy to be homeless and sleeping under the bride every night. Ok coogar, i am kind so i will allow you live with me dog for just one week in his cage better be a good boy or he will molest you and chew ya scrotum. See coogars father and moma ooo 5 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by neocortex: 1:44pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Bevista: It isn't propaganda, the whole world knows that the undeserved "general" has no certs and should be deranked. |
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by Nobody: 1:45pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Collynzo9: Don't worry, coogar will commit suicide today. the guy don buy real markate. 1 Like |
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by coogar: 1:48pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
EUROBOMBER: i am sure it's still perfectly legal to abort you. . . .you should have been aborted or perhaps your midwife should have used your umbilical cord to strangle you so you don't pass this your ancestrally-cursed genes to your offspring. if idiocy is a felony, you won't get a death sentence, it would be a death paragraph! you possess intelligence of an unborn foetus. it'd be a mercy killing to have you executed.....the strains of the daftness you carry is contagious. better seek the help of a spiritualist.... 10 Likes |
Re: Re: President Jonathan Accused Of Falsifying His Age by coogar: 1:50pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
EUROBOMBER: if you have any decorum left in you, you would decapitate your mother for allowing an irresponsible drunk like your father to have consensual sex with her. 4 Likes |
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