₦airaland Forum

Kachisbarbie:
lols.
A friend sent it to me sometime ago

You just reminded me of when I was a kid, watching other kids buy "condex", "gogo" and "bic-bite" after service was too much for me to bear.
So, I started diverting my offering money...hahhahaha
The day I was caught...

eaccyboy:
Omo I go meet elders secretly ooo..we mst hv a close door meeting

Midehi:
hahahahahahahahahahahaha...*tears in my eyes oooo*

thorbar:
because of #1000...oga ooo

decatalyst:
Joke time: On sunday I was sitting in the church, and it wastime for offering so the offering basket was pass around. Despite the Pastor's charge for goodoffering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out N50 from my pocket and dropped it.Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a N1,000 note. I smiled, then put d N1,000 majestically in the basket and passed it on. I turned and thanked the manprofusely for being so generous.He replied, "Don't mention my dear, after all it felloff your pocket."WhaaaatIf you are in my shoe what will you do?



Happy new month.

Janetozi:
Hahahahaha! I will demand for the offering basket as if i want to give more offering and use that opportunity to collect back my money.

Bryancrox:
take this white handkerchef, dry your tears and give me back my handkerchef with peck.

3cycle:
When I was little, my dad gives us 10 naira for offertory but I don't put all in the offering box. I put in 10 naira and collect my change of 5naira there and then because tomorrow na school and I can't miss the usual "alakankobo" sold in school
God forgive me.

LewisO:
What is "Alakankobo"?

decatalyst:
Joke time: On sunday I was sitting in the church, and it wastime for offering so the offering basket was pass around. Despite the Pastor's charge for goodoffering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out N50 from my pocket and dropped it.Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a N1,000 note. I smiled, then put d N1,000 majestically in the basket and passed it on. I turned and thanked the manprofusely for being so generous.He replied, "Don't mention my dear, after all it felloff your pocket."WhaaaatIf you are in my shoe what will you do?



Happy new month.

dyadeleye:
Church go scatter that day ooo.

Sarimah:
lmao...the guy harsh sha

marieolae:
You this girl ehn!!!!
You come then you go

Sarimah:
lol....Marie its not like dat...I've bin busy with skul..

u fashy me na.

marieolae:
ehnn!
I've been asking about you..
Nice to see you sha

Midehi:
tnx dearie...oya catch d peck...mmweeen.

Bryancrox:
Hahahaha
A Guy was in love with a girl but
never
had the
guts to tell her. One night around
11pm he gathered some courage
&
sent
her a text sayin..
"I love you, I wana date you. Plz
reply
&
tell me how u feel." A few
seconds later
he
received a message alert on his
phone.
He was so scared &
tensed to open it that night so he
decided
not to check & reply until the next
morning
when he's less tense.
When he woke up the next day
he
prayed
seriously about the message for
good
news,did his morning
chores,brushed
his
teeth,ate his breakfast, had his
bath,dressed up then climbed
into bed
&
picked his phone to read the
message.
This was the response he read:
"Dear
customer
you
have insufficient balance to send
this
message.Please recharge your
account
and try again".
Which network send d message?

moderatorr1:
God just robbed you

moriton:
Na empty hen.

Janetozi:
what is that is the last money on him that Sunday, and he have to go to work the following day, do u expect him to trek?

Mind u, 1000 is the highest denomination of Nigeria currency, so it is not a small money.

Truly, church go scatter that day.

thorbar:
na now now i just believe say end tym is here......scatter church cos of 1k!.......wen U̶̲̥̅̊ can even gt sm1 to gv U̶̲̥̅̊ 5k b4 U̶̲̥̅̊ comot d church..SMH..pple believe in money dAn dey believe in God

moderatorr1:
God just robbed you

decatalyst:
Joke time: On sunday I was sitting in the church, and it wastime for offering so the offering basket was pass around. Despite the Pastor's charge for goodoffering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out N50 from my pocket and dropped it.Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a N1,000 note. I smiled, then put d N1,000 majestically in the basket and passed it on. I turned and thanked the manprofusely for being so generous.He replied, "Don't mention my dear, after all it felloff your pocket."WhaaaatIf you are in my shoe what will you do?



Happy new month.

Bryancrox:
Hmm...so soft, online kiss tho

Midehi:
oh yea

Pinnacle:

Hilarious

At last! After almost a decade on NL and with just a laugh, I made FP. I dedicate this glorious achievement to GOD. This year, you will laugh your way into success in Jesus Name.