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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' that will bring on a 'whatever').

( Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3

Where u learn all these?

na tief im tief am

@poster, man you are right on all the 9.

NINE WORDS GABRYWYL USE

(1) Hmm! Dont want to talk to you: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Give me half an hour: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. I dont break the time rules

(3) Keep silent and start doing alot of house work: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) nah. . . Am not that bad and I dont dare peeps: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I[s] want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' that will bring on a 'whatever'[/s]). Nope, if I dont appreciate, I dont say anything but usually I will even if I dont like the gift.

( Nah. . . Not for me. . .: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!

(9) Nope. Not for me either: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

Uncle Kunle, this does not apply to all females ohhh. . . Cause if I dont like something, I would just tell it out from my mind .

@gabry
All women can't be the same but you all gat one thing in common y'all COMPLICATED

Hey Kunle,

Do you really wanna tell me men are not complicated?

Well, you are entitled to your opinion of women, but if u think u dont wanna hear those words
then dont marry a woman.

@poster,

YOU ARE OVER RIGHT JARE , e b like say u study womansycology

Of course he did cause he be Uncle Kunle. Too old to be true

@poster:

no matter how you try, you will never, ever understand our feminine guiles

Cayon:
@poster:

no matter how you try, you will never, ever understand our feminine guiles

even women don't understand women

Yes ohh Uncle Kunle, that is true. No wonda I became a tom boy

hmm really, why tom boy now?

U dont know Im a tom boy?

dat was in ur 7th tym on earth not now
u kip 4gettin Gabry

Wetin you mean ohh Pomade?

no idea