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Nine Words Women Use by KunleOshob(m): 5:04pm On Nov 04, 2008
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' that will bring on a 'whatever').

(cool Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3

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Re: Nine Words Women Use by yicob(m): 5:11pm On Nov 04, 2008
Where u learn all these?
Re: Nine Words Women Use by dani1luv: 5:22pm On Nov 04, 2008
na tief im tief am grin
Re: Nine Words Women Use by bababuff(m): 5:49pm On Nov 04, 2008
@poster, man you are right on all the 9.
Re: Nine Words Women Use by Arcani: 8:02pm On Nov 04, 2008
Bros Kunkun, this no be joke na, romance needs it more. Good one sha. Quite intersesting sha
Re: Nine Words Women Use by Gabry(f): 9:11am On Nov 05, 2008
NINE WORDS GABRYWYL USE

(1) Hmm! angry Dont want to talk to you: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Give me half an hour: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. I dont break the time rules

(3) Keep silent and start doing alot of house work: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) nah. . . Am not that bad and I dont dare peeps: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I[s] want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' that will bring on a 'whatever'[/s]). Nope, if I dont appreciate, I dont say anything but usually I will even if I dont like the gift. grin

( Nah. . . Not for me. . .: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!

(9) Nope. Not for me either: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

Uncle Kunle, this does not apply to all females ohhh. . . Cause if I dont like something, I would just tell it out from my mind . cool

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Re: Nine Words Women Use by KunleOshob(m): 11:07am On Nov 05, 2008
@gabry
All women can't be the same but you all gat one thing in common y'all COMPLICATED

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Re: Nine Words Women Use by DamiD: 11:13am On Nov 05, 2008
Hey Kunle,

Do you really wanna tell me men are not complicated?

Well, you are entitled to your opinion of women, but if u think u dont wanna hear those words
then dont marry a woman.
Re: Nine Words Women Use by Bbeee: 11:45am On Nov 05, 2008
@poster,

YOU ARE OVER RIGHT JARE , e b like say u study womansycology grin

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Re: Nine Words Women Use by Gabry(f): 12:31pm On Nov 05, 2008
Of course he did cause he be Uncle Kunle. Too old to be true tongue

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Re: Nine Words Women Use by Arcani: 2:59pm On Nov 05, 2008
na so
Re: Nine Words Women Use by Cayon(f): 12:18pm On Nov 06, 2008
@poster:

no matter how you try, you will never, ever understand our feminine guiles grin grin
Re: Nine Words Women Use by KunleOshob(m): 12:46pm On Nov 06, 2008
Cayon:

@poster:

no matter how you try, you will never, ever understand our feminine guiles grin grin
even women don't understand women tongue cry
Re: Nine Words Women Use by Gabry(f): 12:48pm On Nov 06, 2008
Yes ohh Uncle Kunle, that is true. No wonda I became a tom boy shocked undecided
Re: Nine Words Women Use by DamiD: 12:53pm On Nov 06, 2008
hmm really, why tom boy now?
Re: Nine Words Women Use by Gabry(f): 12:54pm On Nov 06, 2008
U dont know Im a tom boy?
Re: Nine Words Women Use by romsky: 1:01pm On Nov 06, 2008
dat was in ur 7th tym on earth not now
u kip 4gettin Gabry
Re: Nine Words Women Use by Gabry(f): 1:03pm On Nov 06, 2008
Wetin you mean ohh Pomade?
Re: Nine Words Women Use by clemcykul(f): 2:32pm On Nov 06, 2008
no idea
Re: Nine Words Women Use by Arcani: 8:13pm On Nov 06, 2008
same here
Re: Nine Words Women Use by wealthtrak: 1:20pm On Jan 26, 2022
KunleOshob:
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' that will bring on a 'whatever').

8. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3

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