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Words women use... by cushman(m): 2:04pm On Oct 27, 2005
FINE - This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so i feel that it's an even trade.

NOTHING - If you ask her what is wrong and she says NOTHING, this means something and you should be on your toes. NOTHING is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last FIVE MINUTES and end with the word FINE

GO AHEAD(with raised eyebrows) - This is a dare. One that result in a woman getting upset over NOTHING and will end with the word FINE.

GO AHEAD(with normal eyebrows) - This means "i give up" or "do what you want because i don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by NOTHING and FINE and she will talk to you in about FIVE MINUTES when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH - This is not actually a word, but still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over NOTHING.
Re: Words women use... by nike4luv(f): 2:47pm On Oct 27, 2005
haha..nice one..its funny how those are the words i use..haha
Re: Words women use... by cushman(m): 3:33pm On Oct 28, 2005
Really...? I'm surprised!
Re: Words women use... by PaypalGod(m): 11:33am On Oct 29, 2005
I hear those words daily
Re: Words women use... by fabian(f): 1:37pm On Oct 31, 2005
Hahaha! That's true!
Re: Words women use... by alheri(f): 3:55pm On Nov 14, 2005
TRUE true true!!!
Re: Words women use... by Aderonke(f): 4:27pm On Nov 21, 2005
true talk!
Re: Words women use... by cushman(m): 5:00pm On Nov 21, 2005
cheesy
Re: Words women use... by snazzydawn(f): 11:32am On Nov 29, 2005
This is really true!!!Gee,he was talking about me.
Re: Words women use... by seyefar(m): 3:29am On Dec 03, 2005
this guy has A1 in womanology.
Re: Words women use... by hotangel2(f): 3:33am On Dec 03, 2005
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Words women use... by suls(m): 2:10pm On Dec 05, 2005
Nice observation.I hail U
Re: Words women use... by Rolly: 4:46pm On Dec 05, 2005
yeah nice obsevation. cheesy
Re: Words women use... by christyne(f): 1:26pm On Dec 06, 2005
seyefar:

this guy has A1 in womanology.

It shd have been A1* cos he got every damn words.
Re: Words women use... by hotspice(f): 1:54pm On Dec 06, 2005
HMMMM THE MIND OF A WOMAN IS A MYSTERY ONTO MAN!!! grin

GOOD ONE MAN! BUT U VE TO GET A PHD 1ST IN WOMANOLOGY

A* IS NOT ENOUGH grin
Re: Words women use... by cushman(m): 4:52pm On Dec 06, 2005
hotspice:

HMMMM THE MIND OF A WOMAN IS A MYSTERY ONTO MAN!!! grin

GOOD ONE MAN! BUT U VE TO GET A PHD 1ST IN WOMANOLOGY

A* IS NOT ENOUGH grin

I've gotten it already! I'm damn sure of myself when it comes to chikalas cheesy
Re: Words women use... by Rolly: 5:15pm On Dec 07, 2005
@ cushman rolleyes

u better be careful. dont be too sure of urself. chicks, dem get differenent kinds, no be all of them u go fit predict wetin dem fit do. so
Re: Words women use... by kewe(f): 9:23pm On Dec 07, 2005
seyefar:

this guy has A1 in womanology.
yes o
Re: Words women use... by PaypalGod(m): 4:59pm On Dec 15, 2005
The fear of women is the begining of long life...
Re: Words women use... by disney(f): 6:00pm On Dec 15, 2005
am kinda guilty lol .......got me on that one "nothing" when l say nothing, then it means something.
Re: Words women use... by nike4luv(f): 6:29pm On Dec 15, 2005
@ disney..imagine if u about to say something to someone, then u realise u dont want to say it anymore but the person says tell me..wont u say "nothing when actually u wanted to say something rolleyes
Re: Words women use... by cushman(m): 6:33pm On Dec 15, 2005
nike4luv:

@ disney..imagine if u about to say something to someone, then u realise u don't want to say it anymore but the person says tell me..wont u say "nothing when actually u wanted to say something rolleyes

cheesy
Re: Words women use... by nike4luv(f): 6:37pm On Dec 15, 2005
does cushman understand me? {i do all de time}
Re: Words women use... by disney(f): 6:39pm On Dec 15, 2005
well, kinda true nike

But l noticed when it comes to a guy, l find it hard to say whats on my mind, so l say nothing............and he be like tell me now, whats it, then l finally tell him whats on my mind and he be like, why was it so hard to say...........men are mystery beings , l wonder why they can't read our minds.lol .
Re: Words women use... by nike4luv(f): 6:40pm On Dec 15, 2005
disney..exactly u gat it
then they'll say u been secretive..chei guys..how can u do without them?
Re: Words women use... by Aderonke(f): 12:09pm On Dec 16, 2005
PaypalGod:

The fear of women is the begining of long life...


can u expanciate on this please? rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
Re: Words women use... by djcrooky(m): 8:23am On Nov 14, 2007
ya right
Re: Words women use... by Migines(m): 12:12pm On Nov 14, 2007
Lol

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