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Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by DaZion(op): 6:15pm On Feb 08, 2015

I had a mathematics Teacher...Oh boy! This Teacher, she's very Tough..
She do abuse us with a slang "You're Sick In the Head"..So We started calling her "Mrs, You're sick in the head"...
Share yours!..

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by xreal: 6:23pm On Feb 08, 2015

'Fight Lion'
His tribal marks were terrible.

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by bauer00: 6:26pm On Feb 08, 2015

lool...mine was mr yanch,the man likes females ehn and prefers to flog dem on dia ass

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by eyenibibio(m): 6:41pm On Feb 08, 2015

We had dis english teacher who always made us rewrite essays, letters etc. Eventually, we nicknamed him 'rewrite' & he knws it.

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by alberto2k(m): 6:56pm On Feb 08, 2015

Akufada

The man head na desert grin

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by DaZion(op): 6:57pm On Feb 08, 2015

I also had dis Young female Yoruba teacher, We called her "Baby".Becos she's 2 hot.

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by otimothy(m): 6:58pm On Feb 08, 2015

had this teacher called crayfish cos he had those eyes wey dey look oshodi but na ojuelegba him face,and anoda called bastinado.....mehn nobody chop bastinado cane remain d same

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by Nobody: 6:58pm On Feb 08, 2015

Labour master/teacher.......STONE COLD.

Agric teacher........... CAJANUS CAJAN.

Literature....... Mr. Jonser.

Physics teacher...... Epsilon.

English......Lady KOI KOI...

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by ifex370(m): 7:04pm On Feb 08, 2015

Principal :sexy boy

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by naijainfogalery: 7:22pm On Feb 08, 2015*

Agric teacher Baba ajasco - he has bald head
Sport teacher - baba scratch card - he is found of scratching his thing like he has std
Mr slap - this man slaps you for no reason
Account - baba 90 - as slim as fela
Yoruba teacher - abokii - an Hausa man teaching Yoruba , u can imagine an Hausa man with his accent teaching Yoruba - 98% of the sch got F9

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by damola311: 7:22pm On Feb 08, 2015

Mr buffon

Mrs Oloju obi (big eyes)

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by nekaa(f): 7:23pm On Feb 08, 2015*

My economics teacher .. we called him spit but in Hausa cause each time he spoke he showered the students close by him

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by HAkorehdeh(m): 7:23pm On Feb 08, 2015

Olayokun **** our government teacher
MTN (everywhere you go) *** our English teacher (you find him monitoring almost every movements and acts of the students)
JBT (jenbe) **** commerce teacher....Though, i wasn't part of those referring to him as that.. The man was just very gentle.

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by WIZGUY69(m): 7:24pm On Feb 08, 2015

There's one we call 50 cent, the man is just too dark in complexion and he's only the teacher that is friend with bad boys and then.
We call our Geography mistress Longitude. chai. that woman is 15 feet tall. and etc. a secondary school in Abj.

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by TRADELYN: 7:24pm On Feb 08, 2015

1. Kini O?
This woman no know maths wella. She go just come class dey copy & paste both questions and solutions on the board.

2. Old School.

This man's hair and dress sense naa like my great grand father type.

3. Pastor!
This naa the man wey sabi preach every wednesday...he can flog better than the maths subject he teaches.

Lemme know who can relate with any of them shocked

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by delishpot: 7:24pm On Feb 08, 2015

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by AMAKAVIOLA: 7:24pm On Feb 08, 2015

Had this Smallish English teacher, Cos of her stature she Walks fast n gently at d same time n can easily catch cheating. So we cald her PIGEON

Also had ds Ugly female Lecturer (probably doesnt knw she is). she loves Thorndike theory. So we cald her THORNDIKE

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by koolet: 7:24pm On Feb 08, 2015*

Account. teacher
Mr chewing the Cud
chewing his mouth every now and then

in my life ave promised myself never to be a teacher..

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by biz2get(m): 7:24pm On Feb 08, 2015

" Mr Slap "
This guy fingers are fuc.king long...
One slap can calibrate your thinking and reset your brain date and time settings cheesy

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by yeyedu(m): 7:24pm On Feb 08, 2015

Intro Tech. master --------- Motion

Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by Nobody: 7:24pm On Feb 08, 2015

Onyekuta

The man was damn SHORT

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by basisop(m): 7:24pm On Feb 08, 2015*

Mathematics teacher -Askalamanga. Whatever that means.

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by koolet: 7:24pm On Feb 08, 2015

chemistry teacher,

Nick: mirror of the world
ull neva find one strand of hair on his bald head

physic teacher Mr goshi
but we Nicknamed him Gunshot!

choi i always grin aloud anytime i remember our rudeness back then wink

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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by priscaoge(f): 7:24pm On Feb 08, 2015*

Hahhahahah cheesy

#TBT

×…My Mathematics teacher when I was in secondary school was nicknamed "St Iko" and "Eze Gworo"..(Iko means Cup,Eze means teeth and gworo is a type of kola).....Chai this man can drink for Africa,He's alcohol himself undecided