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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by searay(m): 8:23pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Chai! I wonder what they've been calling me. Holy cow! If I catch any of them. But then I have to reduce my usage of botanical names 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by kilokeys(m): 8:25pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
no school in Naija gives better names than command guys ex-commandos lets pour in our fav nicks robocop sha sha sha Terminator Jaguar 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by staymore: 8:25pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Our VP use to refer to anybody as Zombie. We ended up calling him Zombie. Once you hear Zombie is coming everybody will just sit up. |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by lovely17(m): 8:29pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Civic teacher -apathy, principal-yanga dat man dey do swag Vice principal MRS ADERANJU omo dose eyes big 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by Iamvictor(m): 8:29pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
My Agric teacher , he use to abuse people by saying "Ori E bi ori Ejo " Your head like snake head" we now started calling him "Elejo " meaning "Owner of snake" |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by golddeejay(m): 8:29pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
My physics teacher - "i will start again" because if he flogged u and u touched d spot he will start d flogging afresh my geography teacher - "my car" because he rarely make a setence with mentioning my car agric teacher - ""warrior"...after a wrestler that used to run to d ring. We used to have him immediately after d break, he neva came for a minute. He will come half running even before the bell. |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by isaacimadojie(m): 8:29pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
'Okpolor eye' men! dis Chemistry/biology teacher's eyes were just too big for a human |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by Onyenaenyo: 8:30pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
In my school then... Labour Master..................Barry Carton Chemistry Master................ Extra (extra wicked) Physics Teacher..................Osilolo Prncipal..............................Ana egbu achara!!!! Geography Teacher............... Equator |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by badassProdigy(m): 8:31pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
last card |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by Timijo(m): 8:32pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
alberto2k:I know him. His real name is Akuvada. He just like skin cut. |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by Osarieme415(m): 8:34pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Our Biology teacher was so thin we nicknamed him "spaghetti." Our Yoruba teacher was fond of missing her tenses so we hailed her "up gunners." We had one guy called Mr Soyombo.Called him show your bombom.He logged flogging Our vice principal's eyes was always red.We guessed he smoked some stuff so we called him Jegbo(I guess it means Marijuana-Smoker) Teacher Odusanwo,we called Teacher Emasanwo Our male English teacher had rare big behind.And his name became "Ikebe." 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by fatyzub: 8:34pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Mine was our computer teacher, he has big nose so we call him MTN "maintain the nose" 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by Mbediogu(m): 8:37pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Principal ......:....Pandemonium. V/principal.......Onwonwo. English teacher.....Aspect. Biology teacher ....Bones seeds (from how he pronounced 'beans' seed). Geography teacher ....Galaxy. |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by aslaaa: 8:38pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
My bible knowledge teacher. The man was so rough we called him JEKI (camel) |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by nwonufestus(m): 8:38pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
lol i remba dis, mr elephant |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by Ollyfad(f): 8:40pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
lit teacher female....pokuwa.....male gonzalo maths teacher.....fuji film my yr tutor......spiritual my v.p......packing gel (dats ha only hair style) principal.....alhaji(we referin to d music kus d man is always walking lyk he z dancing to d song) acct teacher....momo |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by towsynguru(m): 8:41pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Vice principal: johny bravo cos of big breast nd small yansh nd she cum short Class teacher: her name was atewolara we changed it to atewolebo cos she dey scratch her under lyk mad 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by alberto2k(m): 8:42pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Timijo: He was my biology teacher in sec. School Btw... How did u get to know him? |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by Beesluv: 8:43pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Panku Mr Scrub or scrubido Agama (RIP) Copa Omo na yansh 'a male' Copa 3 shirts, 1 trouser, also "what to do is" Copa Jesus Baba alarm or alarm do blow - a security man Baba no mercy - security |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by Radoweb(m): 8:46pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Aunt show ur workings |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by Amy11(f): 8:48pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Zola system: A female Copa that thought is solar system cos of her pronunciation Demand and supply: we called our commandant that because he made us take classes and tests on the same topic every Sunday. coincidentally it came out in exam 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by abatajjvii: 8:50pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
A yoruba teacher usually called paroje 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by Timijo(m): 8:51pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
alberto2k:What is the name of ur school? |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by JojoBlue(f): 8:51pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
English teacher that taught us auxiliary verb --Auxy Economics teacher -- Scarecrow Igbo teacher -- Mazi |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by alberto2k(m): 8:56pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Timijo: Focus academy... Grad. since 2012 |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by Nobody: 8:57pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
I'm Deltan and there was a name for everyone. skin pinch vocture sack double boxer praying mantis Alimasuya Tabuu aboki nonsense idit poser okoloko isakaba These are the ones I can remember. |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by ukdbabex(f): 8:58pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
In uni days, had dis very intelligent lecturer, he made 1st class, u equally need to be intelligent for u to understand him. Year 1, 1st semester wasn't easy because majority of us do not understand him, his questions are even more confusing. So my class decided that he cannot communicate, we nicknamed him illiterate!! Next is my french teacher in second schl. He has fat buttocks, so we call him'ike otule vu' and It sounded very french. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by UnknownT: 8:59pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Sixix:nope! FGC in eastern naija |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by RedBororo(m): 9:01pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
MR SAMAJA was one f my tough teacher in school then My Chemistry teacher was KEKULE |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by IreneEloho(f): 9:02pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Math teacher- Akpala the mad man( he always had this serious luk like a mad man looking for sumtin) P.H.E teacher- me-gemu (d guy beards fit sweep floor. Yea it was that long and he was very tall, infact long) He and his friends came to play volley ball in skool and they passed by our class during prep, i rili can't rememba how we started it bur the entire class started singing tall,taller,tallest. Cos his friends were soooo short compared to him. E flog devil comot 4rm our body dat day. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by Iytech(m): 9:03pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
We had this very harsh teacher who can flog very well. We nicknamed him SUPER-CAT The name was quite befitting because the guy actually resemble cat sha, with his funny mustache and hair. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by Nobody: 9:03pm On Feb 08, 2015 |
Our physics teacher was named "KULADOSCOPE" cuz he couldn't pronounce kaleidoscope, Another who has a weird mode of dressing was named IDIKUDI....I would not 4get mr DIARA cuz his head his shaped exactly like dat of Lassana Diara 2 Likes |
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