We used to call our Physics teacher Koboko as he flogs like hell. Maths teacher was Longman dictionary because of his height....Mehn, that man is taller than Goliath.

Physics teacher -DANCING CAN. D guy dey Waka as if say e dey listen to imaginary music. Rep Aligramms 2001.

Olash - A short form of the man's full name. The Biology teacher.
However - One of the maths teachers. When explaining and sometimes lost, he says, "However... *drags this very well* wetin, wetin, wetin..."

http://thenakedconvos.com/short-story-oyinbo/

Agricultural Science teacher: Iya Agric (a particular type of fowl)

Snake head

My crk teacher............I AM THE I AM

Nicepoker:
ur own teacher suck u?

No. It's the day she tried to describe the sucking action of worms to us

basisop:
Mathematics teacher -Askalamanga. Whatever that means.

the name was gotten from a character in James Bond series "Man with the golden gun". this was a very short/ dwary henchman of the bad guy.

kayciano:
Labour master/teacher.......STONE COLD.

Agric teacher........... CAJANUS CAJAN.

Literature....... Mr. Jonser.

Physics teacher...... Epsilon.

English......Lady KOI KOI...

Did you attend Niger College, Benin City?

Lol are u kidding me,an hausa man teaching yoruba? i swear that f9 sef una try lol

naijainfogalery:
Agric teacher Baba ajasco - he has bald head
Sport teacher - baba scratch card - he is found of scratching his thing like he has std
Mr slap - this man slaps you for no reason
Account - baba 90 - as slim as fela
Yoruba teacher - abokii - an Hausa man teaching Yoruba , u can imagine an Hausa man with his accent teaching Yoruba - 98% of the sch got F9

vonn:
My Igbo teacher..... 'IHE NLELE'

Another Igbo teacher.... 'Ten Marks'
(She pronounces the 'm' in 'marks' with this thick Igbo accent)

Another G & C teacher..... 'Pregnant ape'
(If she sees ur zip down or unhooked skirt, she calls u pregnant ape)

Geography teacher.......'Omo'
(From his initials)

CRS teacher........ 'Old school'
(Old fashioned dressings)

Another teacher....... 'No Movement'
(Hates the slightest movement during night prep)

VP........ 'Mr Ogbomosho'
(Many of us then thought that was his real name)

VP(female)........ 'Swagger'
(She once wore swagger pants to assembly)

Economics teacher........ 'Birrions of dorrars'
(She can gbaguan shaa)

Economics teacher....... 'Five textbooks'
(She likes to think she's more than 5 textbooks, with God oo)

Physics lab attendant...... 'Onu ntu'

Mr Brown........ Almost all his clothes are brown in colour

'Baminda'........ Chemistry teacher

A physics corp member we had then......... 'Dagger Master'
(His own gbaguan no be here)

ETC

I REP FGGC ONITSHA!

Hi!! What set?

I had one very thin Yoruba Teacher back then, her name was Miss Adewumi. There was one rude guy too in my class. We had a test and we were told to mention examples. The topic was.. Eyan Asapejuwe (Adjectival clause or something) .

Question. Salaye Eyan Asapejuwe pelu apere ( Define Adjectival clause with examples)

Rude Boy defined it correctly but the example was killing. (Miss Adewumi is as thin as a mango tree.)

Truly this woman was very thin. The woman read it and rushed back to the class to look for the boy. See beating....hahahahaha....Infact the boy became popular after dat day. The guy dey vex no be small.

my maths teacher got his that year from me ''Muzanga'' and the bus studies teacher was named ''needle''cos she was so slim

hmmmmmmmmmm m back guys who missed moi

'Mr knock'; Specialist in knocking students on the head. You'd rather he flogs you than be at the receiving end of his knock

There was dis teacher that always wear a cloth that is bigger than him.. I mean BIG.. We call him.. Flying B.. Wich means Flying boat....

what a thread!!!







#sipping coffee

naijainfogalery:
Agric teacher Baba ajasco - he has bald head
Sport teacher - baba scratch card - he is found of scratching his thing like he has std
Mr slap - this man slaps you for no reason
Account - baba 90 - as slim as fela
Yoruba teacher - abokii - an Hausa man teaching Yoruba , u can imagine an Hausa man with his accent teaching Yoruba - 98% of the sch got F9

I cant laff .....

Pampas - mathematics teacher
Gbakaso-Biology teacher

Loool. I remember back in the days. I can remember three teachers with thie nick name

MACCLEAN: This teacher has a large set of teeth with a wide mouth; you dare not get into his black book.
Shaking pen; This teacher was thin and straight with no hip and she shakes when ever she walks. Mathematic teacher and na so she dey strict.
Spirit: this teacher had a skeletal features. He practically looks like a walking skeleton. NA SO EE WICKED...no be small.

Mine was our mathematics teacher. OMG! This man stayed for more than 6 weeks teaching us quadratic equation. He tried using all the four methods used in solving quadratic equation. Because quadratic equations usually have two answers, like "x=4 'or' -3", the whole class nicknamed him sir 'OR'. because if his hot temper he couldn't continue hearing us call him that, he tendered a resignation letter. A better teacher was brought though.

Chemistry teacher Herbert macualay cos ☺f his moustache
Agric teacher Olufotan he can so spite when he talks
Principal Aunty Wunmi
Back den when we do block after dinner we qo notify ourselves if any teacher is cumin by sayin SOJ. Which means Soji ara e

Economics teacher........mr hips,d guy gots bad ass HIPS.
Accounts ....giringory
Physics ......sledge hammer

My physics teacher is "Take down"

English teacher - Ariti kai kai, agric teacher - Etuk koi koi, physics teacher- accereration, chemistry teacher - atomic bomb, vice principal- eka yon i.e she likes roaming around the sch compound, Etc.

PE Teacher, the man used to flogg students on the assembly ground. Whenever he wanted to flogg, he will say you, EWURE(GOAT) come..then he will flogg. That was how students started calling him EWURE(GOAT)

Physics Teacher......Guru Moses( the guy was a cross between Guru Maharaji and an artists impression of Moses)

Mathematics teacher - Robocop... I loved her though.

UjSizzle:

Hi!! What set?

2010/2011

"Cape Kwayet!"

Introtech teacher in Jss3... He couldnt control the noise we made during his period, and he wasnt good with caning so he simple waved the cane and shouted the above

7up
our crs teacher. He entered class and i began getting dimensions..... Dimensions of his head. Its look like the number 7, so i gave him 7up! Dave!!!

Margin

need i say he was the best maths teacher in ipaja. 8school did "auctioning" over him, but he remained loyal. He flogged students that had no margin on their notebooks.

"Where is eh dis eh, ur margin?" "wai wai wai" the cane contacted tinuke's skin.

Who else..... Maybe diary jare. Drama mode deactivated. 11more to come! (to nairalanders insulting) Cape Kwayet!

agric teacher : nemesis --he was fund of sayin nemesis has cut up wit u

French teacher : Mon terrôr -- french for 'my terror' he is a giant, used to terrorise d whole skul even d ss3 boys most teachers were afraid of.

French teacher : polite -- he wud always say ' my friend will you be polite'

soc. studies : Ma hammer -- her knock dei like sei na hammer dem use for ur head

English teacher : Mr. yam. he wud Neva call d word sex in class, he wud refer to it as eating the yam in the cupboard.

physics teacher : fela. --- dis guy smoke pass d real fela

agric. : chalaza --- he taught us how active chalaza was in d yolk of an egg, and he was that active in d skul premises.

econs : gabby shot--- had blood shot eyes like person wei dei take shot(dry gin) before e come class.