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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by kinxlink(m): 7:25pm On Feb 08, 2015
My computer teacher.........Mr cowbell.
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by AbuMikey(m): 7:26pm On Feb 08, 2015
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Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by CLEARINGAGENT: 7:26pm On Feb 08, 2015
MY BIOLOGY TEACHER- REPRODUCTION. COS DAT D TOPIC HE EXPLAINS BEST
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by byteHead(m): 7:26pm On Feb 08, 2015
My chemistry teacher was always smiling so we used to call him Smiling J.
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by popesam1(m): 7:26pm On Feb 08, 2015
My own be like..... Behave decently.
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by Fehmy25s(m): 7:26pm On Feb 08, 2015
I had this physics teacher we call him Mr killer, the man can use cane to rewrite your destiny.
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by pinkycute(f): 7:26pm On Feb 08, 2015
Uncle low waist grin that's my English teacher nickname...


That man wicked no b small cry I really received punishment back then undecided

grin
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by DanceVille: 7:27pm On Feb 08, 2015
Lol..
Account teacher- Eazy
Biology- Specimen A
Further Maths- DY/DX.
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by jibga(m): 7:27pm On Feb 08, 2015
We use to call our English teacher mallam bature
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by dexcira(f): 7:27pm On Feb 08, 2015
randy toad
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by JVgal(f): 7:27pm On Feb 08, 2015
One aunty with a very wide hip, we call her wider wider, den one uncle who likes sayin 'oh lord' durin prayers, we call him uncle OH LORD. Den uncle yanchical cos he has a big behind. Talkin abt our lady's high sch effurun. Warri
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by Nobody:
don jazzy......cos he uses walking stick
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by zoomzu(f): 7:28pm On Feb 08, 2015
At Methodist Comprehensive College, Sagamu. We had Baba USA, Shaking, soresha(Mr. Oseni), Iya Re Iya Ado(our vice principal) etc.
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by Sogen2(f): 7:28pm On Feb 08, 2015
My Biology Teacher, we Nicknamed him "Tie your Belt". He's always after girls tying d belt of their sch. Uniform
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by yurme(m): 7:28pm On Feb 08, 2015
Our principal -sir p (pig)
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by sokera: 7:29pm On Feb 08, 2015
Social science teacher we called him Enugun it means long mouth in yoruba language because his mouth is long
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by chelseabmw(m): 7:29pm On Feb 08, 2015
Mr Chelsea
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by saint047(m): 7:29pm On Feb 08, 2015
Mine we called him "blokos'' thatz how he pronounce because
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by Cheks01(f): 7:29pm On Feb 08, 2015
Physics teacher: mr tall, cos he is very tall.
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by deavicky(m): 7:30pm On Feb 08, 2015
"Sir puncher" our chemistry teacher
"In the bush" our biology master
"Ololo" meaning broken bottle. Our school security.
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by Eureka123(f): 7:30pm On Feb 08, 2015
CRS teacher was "zuguzugu" and mathematics teacher was "O' boy" grin cheesy
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by AnnieAnnie(f): 7:30pm On Feb 08, 2015
Maths teacher................ Equation

English teacher............ Vocabs

Agric teacher............ Oryza sativa

Commerce teacher.... Miss cargo

CRS teacher............. Holyghost

Geography.......... Mr pointless

Biology.............. Tibia n febula

Principal......... Boy pee
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by Nobody: 7:30pm On Feb 08, 2015
My math teacher - broda. He told us if u v problem in math see me on d road just say boda i nid ur hep.
Any ticha we dnt knw by deir name, we cal dem by dere subject name e.g miss computer, mis yoruba.
And lyks of master koje, samujo, preamble. Wo na we public schul graduates nws hw to nicknama teacher. I rep Imade
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by nonsoafm(m): 7:30pm On Feb 08, 2015
my chemistry teacher- Bikoko
he liked it & it became official that many of us didn't even know any of his real names till date
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by Eureka123(f): 7:30pm On Feb 08, 2015
CRS teacher was "zugu-zugu" and mathematics teacher was "O' boy" grin cheesy
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by upsonn(m): 7:31pm On Feb 08, 2015
My English teacher did not know spelling, so she will tell us that.. If we want to write.. For example "house" she will stop @ hou and put sp. When we demanded d reasons for that.. She said that's how they do in higher institution.. She said if you wanted to write something and u can't remember the full spelling.. That its allow.. That's how we name her "sp"
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by bloxyboo(f): 7:32pm On Feb 08, 2015
Maths teacher......no meat, cos na #50 rice nd #20 beans he dey chop witout meat
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by ceyrahtlk(f): 7:33pm On Feb 08, 2015
Mr. Puff it....Biology teacher, used to make puff our cheeks before slapping us.
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by UnknownT: 7:33pm On Feb 08, 2015
Our Social Studies teacher, taught us Myths and Legends, the myth of Panku, the chinese giant who when he died, the ants that feasted on him turned to humans. We nicknamed him Panku, though the teacher himself is short
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by Rawani: 7:33pm On Feb 08, 2015
Mr. Remember - my headmaster that never forgets to whip you back to your default settings (funny enough, it was his real name).

Mr. 'Ohms Law" - in retrospect, it seems that was the only thing he knew in Physics, he was one unrepentatnt womanizer.

Mr 'Uban Ka" - "Uban ka" in hausa translates to 'your father' - our PE teachers favorite insult when you're being lazy on the tracks (or just when he's plain bored to be honest).

Mr. "Slow-Mo" - this guy's speech, actions and classes are so slow it's more interesting watching paint dry.
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by solayd(m): 7:34pm On Feb 08, 2015
Pure Water - cox the way he talks undecided
Re: Hilarious Nicknames Given To Your Teachers When You're In Secondary School... by Simpsonrocket(m): 7:34pm On Feb 08, 2015
Mr Fire. Him caining na fire
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