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diddydiva:
liar liar liar!!!

yemicoal:
Nice THUMPS u got

mizkeleke:
Eehe tosyne, wat u getting for me na?

samflexxy:
wow you're intelligent o


but serious i know wan insult you everyone know that i was only joking

ProfGday:
AUNTY U'RE TELLING LIE OO,BUT U CAN CONTINUE

diddydiva:
and you think am taking this serious too

insult?


you make me laugh

tosyne2much:
All I see around is valentine this, valentine that so I decided to drop mine

Guys, val is approaching and many ladies are obsessed with val and are looking for guys to exercise their maga-rizm skills on or conceal under the cloak of valentine's celebration. Many of them overhype this val of a thing as if it's the day Jesus Christ will descend from Heaven

Now is the time many of them will screw you up and change their wardrobe, mobile phones and other perishable parameters. If you fall victim, na you sabi oooo.

Many of them now resort to being nice, friendly and caring while some of them will even accept your proposal and you'd be like **Omo this babe don finally love-up sha" ** If I hear**

Abeg if you notice these things, abeg run faster more than your legs can carry you

1. You have been wooing her since the time of Soddom and Gommorah and she has been declining but she finally agrees to date you this week, my bros abeg tear speed ooooo

2. You jokingly called her your sweet heart but she flared up in anger and stopped chatting with you. This week, she starts up a chat with " sweetpie you just ignored me all this while"... Oga grab race ooooo

3. She called you all of a sudden and started acting like your GF and even uses your picture(s) as DP

4. She starts telling you her bf is fucking up and she needs a time out. Bro, why must the conincident happen this period ?. Guys, carry bajaj run oooo

5. She agrees to spend val's day with you on the condition that she will not come to your house but an eatery. Guy, tear speed oooo

6. She has been using monosyllabic replies for you and suddenly becomes a lively chatter and doesn't make use of monosyllabic words to reply anymore. This is just one of those signs that you might just be maggad

7. You have invited her over to your place several times but she wouldn't show up. Now you invited her over and she quickly obliged on the account that you will take her out on val's day. Ooooh boi, abeg tear speed oooo

8. She's a temperamental person and gets angry at slight provocation. You have provoked her in so many ways but she wouldn't just get angry.. Ooooooh boy, no be me suppose tell you say you suppose run oooo

9. You can't remembered when last she flashed you but recently, she called and ask you how you are celebrating val.. My guy, you know what to do next


Guys feel free to add yours

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Written by: Tosyne2much

samflexxy:
No wonder



My ex girlfriend that broke up with me 3 yrs ago just pinged me


Our chat this morning

Girl..baby whatsup
Me..baby ke which day that one start?
Girl... Ah ah ah you're been rude and childish
Me...ok don't be annoyed sha, but you know since we broke up you've been avoiding me
Girl...don't mind me jor in fact that's the reason I ping you
Me....why
Girl....i want us to come back 2geda
Me.....wow, that will be g8t, but why?
Girl.....you knw that I love you now I only broke up with you then cause you where broke
Me.....but am still broke.
Girl....mtcheeeeeeeew I even thought your situation have changed idiot broke asss nigga like you, in fact I re breakup with you fool





Mehn this tina girl na die o

ThoniaSlim:
Only kids make such a big fuss about valentine! You'all need to take a chill pill and give us a break with this empty valentine threads you people keep creating everywhere!

tosyne2much:
What would u like as gift ?

mizkeleke:
A teddy bear

tosyne2much:
Oya send me ur bank account details lemme roll deposit the teddy bear into it

mizkeleke:
A teddy bear

ronald4lif:

mizkeleke:
Hahahaha

mizkeleke:
Y d face?

ronald4lif:
Teddy bear are for kiddies

ronald4lif:
Teddy bear are for kiddies

Abeg leave that babe ooooo

If she requested for ipad you go call her gold digger. hehehehe

tosyne2much:
Abeg leave that babe ooooo

If she requested for ipad you go call her gold digger. hehehehe

Lol! I got it, perhaps if all them ladies were to want teddies for val men won't be moaning.

Mizkeleke ride on biko

tosyne2much:
All I see around is valentine this, valentine that so I decided to drop mine

Guys, val is approaching and many ladies are obsessed with val and are looking for guys to exercise their maga-rizm skills on or conceal under the cloak of valentine's celebration. Many of them overhype this val of a thing as if it's the day Jesus Christ will descend from Heaven

Now is the time many of them will screw you up and change their wardrobe, mobile phones and other perishable parameters. If you fall victim, na you sabi oooo.

Many of them now resort to being nice, friendly and caring while some of them will even accept your proposal and you'd be like **Omo this babe don finally love-up sha" ** If I hear**

Abeg if you notice these things, abeg run faster more than your legs can carry you

1. You have been wooing her since the time of Soddom and Gommorah and she has been declining but she finally agrees to date you this week, my bros abeg tear speed ooooo

2. You jokingly called her your sweet heart but she flared up in anger and stopped chatting with you. This week, she starts up a chat with " sweetpie you just ignored me all this while"... Oga grab race ooooo

3. She called you all of a sudden and started acting like your GF and even uses your picture(s) as DP

4. She starts telling you her bf is fucking up and she needs a time out. Bro, why must the conincident happen this period ?. Guys, carry bajaj run oooo

5. She agrees to spend val's day with you on the condition that she will not come to your house but an eatery. Guy, tear speed oooo

6. She has been using monosyllabic replies for you and suddenly becomes a lively chatter and doesn't make use of monosyllabic words to reply anymore. This is just one of those signs that you might just be maggad

7. You have invited her over to your place several times but she wouldn't show up. Now you invited her over and she quickly obliged on the account that you will take her out on val's day. Ooooh boi, abeg tear speed oooo

8. She's a temperamental person and gets angry at slight provocation. You have provoked her in so many ways but she wouldn't just get angry.. Ooooooh boy, no be me suppose tell you say you suppose run oooo

9. You can't remembered when last she flashed you but recently, she called and ask you how you are celebrating val.. My guy, you know what to do next


Guys feel free to add yours

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Written by: Tosyne2much

ronald4lif:
Lol! I got it, perhaps if all them ladies were to want teddies for val men won't be moaning.

Mizkeleke ride on biko