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Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by tosyne2much(m): 6:02pm On Oct 28, 2016
In a nutshell, almost every Nigerian guy wants to be the first person to pop a lady's cherry as it is a thing of joy and validation of being a real man. The major concern is that many guys take ladies virginity without without having any intention to date let alone marry them.

Before taking that step, there are categories of ladies you should not disflower nor impregnate if you know you won't marry them

1. Spiritual Ladies

Some ladies stay away from men just because they have vow to God not to lose their virginity before marriage. When you trick these ladies by promising them undying love just to take their virginity from them, God's wrath will definitely come upon such a man

2. Hot tempered Ladies

In case you don't know, some ladies are very aggressive that they don't take poo from guys. If you dare break their virginity and try to dump them, they can torture you either by biting off your joystick or pour acid on you

3. Native Doctors Patronizers

To be very frank and sincere, guys really need to take a chill pill on whom to break their virginity if not calamity will befall them. This reminds me when I was reading profusely for my final exam last month just to escape probation when I overheard a lady making incantations and raining curses on his boyfriend who robbed her of her virginity and broke up with her afterwards. I had to quickly lock my window and switched on my home theatre so that the curses she laid will not lose direction and come straight into my own room


4. Ladies who coerce you into Blood Covenant

Some ladies put guys in bondage by forcing blood covenant on them when they breach their promises to marry them after sleeping with them. Such guys may eventually breach their promises carelessly and may end up in six feet.

5. Ladies whose Families are Fetish

It is very paramount to know that some parents make incisions on their daughters and lay curses on any guy who tricks them into sex. Some guys out of ignorance will do the deed and won't be able to get jobs after graduating from school. guys may not know this. Sometimes they graduate from school and end up playing Bet9ja and 1960bet as a result of the spell

6. Ladies whose Family Forbid Abortion

In some families, it is a taboo to impregnate their daughters and opt for abortion. That was how my friend tricked this neighbour's maid into his room when dying of konji and before the girl could say Jack Robinson, my friend don begin comb the girl after which she got pregnant. Am impromptu wedding was fixed and he was forced to marry the girl.

7. Underage Girls

Some guys are ambassadors for deflowering ladies just to brag to their friends that they're indeed men. That was how I read on Nairaland front page about a man who impregnated a soldier's daughter a d was sent to 21 years imprisonment.

8. Ladies Suffering from Physical Disability

It is very disgraceful that some guys even take advantage of the physically challenged ladies when they know they can't marry them. Guys should really caution themselves because the girls parents will always be praying for a scape goat that will impregnate their daughter and the man will marry her by force by fire.

9. Rural/Village Girls

Some of us who school in villages will know that some students will always flirt with local girls in the village just to enjoy their lives. This is a very risky thing to do considering the fact that when casala burst, the guys will be forced to marry the poor girl.

10. Ladies whose Fathers are Prophets

A word from an angry prophet especially the one from a white garment churches can either sharpen your life or destroy it. These prophets can see you when bleeping their daughters through revelations and will use Bible verses to lay curses on you.

I drop my pen at this juncture

Thanks for reading

Feel free to add yours cool


Original Writer: Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much.blogspot.com/2016/10/guys10-categories-of-ladies-you-should.html

Email:Tosyne2much@yahoo.com

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Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by McBrooklyn(m): 6:04pm On Oct 28, 2016
cool

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Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by padi94(m): 6:04pm On Oct 28, 2016
Hmmm what of Army man Pikin shocked

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Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by McBrooklyn(m): 6:04pm On Oct 28, 2016
[size=16pt] Shout out to those ladies who left their boyfriends because the new guy promised to marry you in 2016, you have 11 Saturdays left cheesy cheesy [/size]

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Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by ouzo1(m): 6:06pm On Oct 28, 2016
Ok....if u insist

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Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by Nobody: 6:07pm On Oct 28, 2016
In fact don't deflower at all grin

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Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by firstking01(m): 6:07pm On Oct 28, 2016
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Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by Kingsley1000(m): 6:10pm On Oct 28, 2016
so true...i remember when i got accident during my year2 after thrashing nneka's puna little did i know her mum was an"eze nwannyi"

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Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by falconey(m): 6:11pm On Oct 28, 2016
grin unless you go for the minors, It is difficult to find a "flower"

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Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by CollinsColz(m): 6:11pm On Oct 28, 2016
McBrooklyn:
[size=20pt]11. Ladies who are addicted to cucumber cheesy cheesy [/size]
very dry joke

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Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by Pierocash(m): 6:13pm On Oct 28, 2016
Rubbish!i deflowered her and stil didn't marry her cos of her pride and ego and yet nothing happened

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Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by Nobody: 6:14pm On Oct 28, 2016
McBrooklyn:
[size=20pt]11. Ladies who are addicted to cucumber cheesy cheesy [/size]
Cucumbers won't enter if they aren't deflowered alreadyundecided


Use your brain while trying to make a joke undecided

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Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by henrylowe(m): 6:15pm On Oct 28, 2016
Tosyne2much is here again


You forget the ones wey go carry juju come ur house say if you no marry dem say you nor go bear children for life

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Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by Nobody: 6:16pm On Oct 28, 2016
Hi baby pinkinwinkin grin wink
Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by IamDino(m): 6:16pm On Oct 28, 2016
ok.
Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by dollyjoy(f): 6:18pm On Oct 28, 2016
falconey:
grin unless you go for the minors, It is difficult to find a flower.
WEcheesycheesy are everywhere. Hahahahahaha.cheesycheesy

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Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by Pinkiwinki(m): 6:19pm On Oct 28, 2016
QueenthDee:
Hi baby pinkinwinkin grin wink
I only sorry for you...

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Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by Nobody: 6:21pm On Oct 28, 2016
Pinkiwinki:
I only sorry for you...
At least we both agreed on the fact that you are a cry baby. grin grin



Keep your sorry for your **** wink

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Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by falconey(m): 6:21pm On Oct 28, 2016
dollyjoy:
WEcheesycheesy are everywhere. Hahahahahaha.cheesycheesy

on this planet?
Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by vickvan(m): 6:22pm On Oct 28, 2016
Let's say the girl's parents are die hard weight lifters. Na die the guy dey. With Tosyne2much, FP is possible.

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Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by McBrooklyn(m): 6:22pm On Oct 28, 2016
QueenthDee:
Cucumbers won't enter if they aren't deflowered alreadyundecided


Use your brain while trying to make a joke undecided

OK, I've edited my post. Make use of that brain of yours while you're trying to quote somebody next time too undecided

CollinsColz:

very dry joke

Lol, I've edited my post Bruh cool

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Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by tosyne2much(m): 6:23pm On Oct 28, 2016
falconey:
grin unless you go for the minors, It is difficult to find a "flower"
I know say na dis kind thread dem dey always see you.

BTW, I don modify am

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Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by beycity(m): 6:24pm On Oct 28, 2016
If no be life Wey don spoil sef, you should not touch a lady you have no intention of marrying.

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Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by Laveda(f): 6:24pm On Oct 28, 2016
Okay. *Rolls eyes*

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Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by Pinkiwinki(m): 6:24pm On Oct 28, 2016
hmmmm add broke ass, dumb and jobeless ladies..... This ones will turn your life upside down...

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Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by Nobody: 6:25pm On Oct 28, 2016
Pinkiwinki:
hmmmm add broke ass, dumb and jobeless ladies.....
This ones will turn your life upside down...
let's be completely honest here,youll find more of what you listed in the OTher half wink

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Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by Pinkiwinki(m): 6:25pm On Oct 28, 2016
QueenthDee:
At least we both agreed on the fact that you are a cry baby. grin grin



Keep your sorry for your **** wink
Let me ask you a question....
Do you want to cry?
Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by Nobody: 6:25pm On Oct 28, 2016
McBrooklyn:


OK, I've edited my post. Use your brain while you're trying to quote somebody next time too undecided





Lol, I've edited my post Bruh cool
I quoted you before you edited..

Use your brain while trying to defend your deflected ego wink cool


Don't wanna derail, keep your mention to yourself..


Bye cool

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Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by Nobody: 6:26pm On Oct 28, 2016
Pinkiwinki:
Let me ask you a question....
Do you want to cry?
Don't derail..


Get lost!!!

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Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by falconey(m): 6:27pm On Oct 28, 2016
tosyne2much:
I know say na dis kind thread dem dey always see you.

BTW, I don modify am


I did before you baba nla. my motion is tenable it's friday night, it is typical.

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Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by Pinkiwinki(m): 6:27pm On Oct 28, 2016
Laveda:
Okay. *Rolls eyes*
what has your eyes got to do with the thread?

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Re: Guys,10 Categories Of Ladies You Should Not Deflower If You Won't Marry Them by CollinsColz(m): 6:28pm On Oct 28, 2016
McBrooklyn:
[size=16pt] Shout out to those ladies who left their boyfriends because the new guy promised to marry you in 2016, you have 11 Saturdays left cheesy cheesy [/size]
very boring and stewpid joke

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