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KingBish:
Give your kini to ur gf

I no get

Categories Of Ladies You Should
Desist From During This Valentine
All I see around is valentine this,
valentine that so I decided to drop
mine
Guys, val is approaching and many
ladies are obsessed with val and are
looking for guys to exercise their
maga-rizm skills on or conceal under
the cloak of valentine's celebration.
Many of them overhype this val of a
thing as if it's the day Jesus Christ will
descend from Heaven
Now is the time many of them will
screw you up and change their
wardrobe, mobile phones and other
perishable parameters. If you fall
victim, na you sabi oooo.
Many of them now resort to being
nice, friendly and caring while some
of them will even accept your
proposal and you'd be like **Omo this
babe don finally love-up sha" ** If I
hear**
Abeg if you notice these things, abeg
run faster more than your legs can
carry you
1. You have been wooing her since
the time of Soddom and Gommorah
and she has been declining but she
finally agrees to date you this week,
my bros abeg tear speed ooooo
2. You jokingly called her your sweet
heart but she flared up in anger and
stopped chatting with you. This week,
she starts up a chat with " sweetpie
you just ignored me all this while"...
Oga grab race ooooo
3. She called you all of a sudden and
started acting like your GF and even
uses your picture(s) as DP
4. She starts telling you her bf is
bleeping up and she needs a time
out. Bro, why must the conincident
happen this period ?. Guys, carry
bajaj run oooo
5. She agrees to spend val's day with
you on the condition that she will not
come to your house but an eatery.
Guy, tear speed oooo
6. She has been using monosyllabic
replies for you and suddenly becomes
a lively chatter and doesn't make use
of monosyllabic words to reply
anymore. This is just one of those
signs that you might just be maggad
7. You have invited her over to your
place several times but she wouldn't
show up. Now you invited her over
and she quickly obliged on the
account that you will take her out on
val's day. Ooooh boi, abeg tear speed
oooo
8. She's a temperamental person and
gets angry at slight provocation. You
have provoked her in so many ways
but she wouldn't just get angry..
Ooooooh boy, no be me suppose tell
you say you suppose run oooo
9. You can't remembered when last
she flashed you but recently, she
called and ask you how you are
celebrating val.. My guy, you know
what to do next

HER PVC

SO THAT SHE CAN EXERCISE HER CIVIC RIGHTS

AND KICK OUT THE CLUELESS

AND BRING IN THE PROGRESSIVES

SAI BUHARI

HER PVC

SO THAT SHE CAN EXCECISE HER CIVIC RIGHTS

TO KICK OUT THE CLUELESS

AND URSHER IN THE PROGRESSIVES

SAI BUHARI

[quote
author=KingBish post=29599383]Valentine's Day is 5 weeks away. Now is
the time to discuss. Don't let another man buy your girlfriend Prada

And to my fellow ladies are we supposed to get these niqqa's gifts in
return? Val's day should be more like a "gift-your-girlfriend" day
right?[/quote]will get u a swimming truck n a leggins.guess u will lyk dat?

KingBish:
Gimme a moment let me go and ask Nico & Vinz

The Best qoute hv seen on NL this year! Nico n Vinz Am I Wrong!Lmao

rittyben:
I don't want anything. Thanks for asking

Oh Lord dis i d kin of gf i want.let her begin to luv me from now,Amen!

KingBish:
Valentine's Day is 5 weeks away. Now is the time to discuss. Don't let another man buy your girlfriend Prada

And to my fellow ladies are we supposed to get these niqqa's gifts in return? Val's day should be more like a "gift-your-girlfriend" day right?

Hmmmmmmm can you be my val?

A g string

Olufemiolaolu:
Hmmmmmmm can you be my val?

Hmmmmm can you afford me?

Just got my mum a cute sandals.

KingBish:
Hmmmmm can you afford me?

Hmmmmmmm name ur price. Dont allow ur size 2 deceive you. i can manage you wella

Valentine 5 weeks away..how come.. e be like say election datse dey worry your brain

Revolva:
Valentine 5 weeks away..how come.. e be like say election datse dey worry your brain

Oga kindly check the date I made this post.
It was featured on the front page just yesterday.
Done? Now who's brain gat worries??

morganist99:
Shifted

Dat thread is old...

Anything this will buy

i really think the gals shld be d one buying val gifts diz year..d guys don try abeg, so op, d question shld be ladies wat are u buying. 4 ur boyfriends/husband diz val

jewel1993:
i really think the gals shld be d one buying val gifts diz year..d guys don try abeg, so op, d question shld be ladies wat are u buying. 4 ur boyfriends/husband diz val

Thank you very much. Best comment of the day

Truckpusher:
damnit Buncha boy! If my woman talks like this I would be fuccking filing for a fuccking divorce man.
Wake up bro , women don't talk over nothing unless you've been emasculated by these psychos
Cmon buncha ! Dump her asss.

That is because you are insecure and he is not. He knows that I knew Kingtom long before I knew him and if I wanted to be with him I would have, but I chose who I wanted to be my luv.
The only reason you want him to dump me is because you think it will open the door for YOU, but it's not going to happen my brotha.

@topic. I will prepare my man a nice romantic dinner followed by hours of hot steamy sexy love. Kisses for you Daddy.

khiaa:
That is because you are insecure and he is not. He knows that I knew Kingtom long before I knew him and if I wanted to be with him I woukd have but I chose who I wanted to be my luv.
The only reason you want him to dump me is because you think it will open the door for YOU, but it's not going to happen my brotha.

Chai see finishing

KingTom:
Chai see finishing

lol
Sometimes you have to show these guys who they are dealing with. Did you see all the haterade he threw at me and Bunchersstab? Jealousy is not a good look.

@topic again, Valentine's day isn't only for women it's for the men aswell. Ladies do something nice for that special man in your life.

khiaa:
lol
Sometimes you have to show these guys who they are dealing with. Did you see all the haterade he threw at me and Bunchersstab? Jealousy is not a good look.

@topic again, Valentine's day isn't only for women it's for the men aswell. Ladies do something nice for that special man in your life.

Hmmmmmmmm

KingTom:
Hmmmmmmmm

Say what's on your mind Tom.

khiaa:
That is because you are insecure and he is not. He knows that I knew Kingtom long before I knew him and if I wanted to be with him I would have, but I chose who I wanted to be my luv.
The only reason you want him to dump me is because you think it will open the door for YOU, but it's not going to happen my brotha.

@topic. I will prepare my man a nice romantic dinner followed by hours of hot steamy sexy love. Kisses for you Daddy.

Insecure ni! insecure ko!.

I heard people starts cheating the moment they begin to admire some particular attribute of the opposite sex in a lustful manner and I have vowed that I will never be caught unaware so I gave my humble innocent advice to a brother.
You made me laugh when you said that I want in and that is why I want your man out, because I'll rather stick to a hooker than run after a puccy that I'm familiar with the digger.

Truckpusher:
Insecure ni! insecure ko!.

I heard people starts cheating the moment they begin to admire some particular attribute of the opposite sex in a lustful manner and I have vowed that I will never be caught unaware so I gave my humble innocent advice to a brother.
You made me laugh when you said that I want in and that is why I want your man out, because I'll rather stick to a hooker than run after a puccy that I'm familiar with the digger.

You are very funny.
Let me break this comment down a little.

#1 Yes you are very insecure hence your rant.
#2 As I told you I knew Kingtom long before I knew my luv therefore my admiring his lips has nothing to do with him as I was admiring them before he came along, and what concern is it of yours who/what I admire?

#3 Believing that your woman will cheat on you just because she admires something in another man is a sign of your INSECURITY, and stop believing everything you heard.

#4 I am glad I gave you some laughter, but saying you wouldn't go after another man's woman is a contradiction on your own words because as I recall you are the one who told him that you would take me away from him in a past post, I'm sure you remember the incident. *Dre11 can back me on this.
#5 You have no right to give him any advice considering that you were the one trying to stab him in the back.
#6 What is your obsession with hookers? I told you to find you a good woman and to leave those skanks alone.

khiaa:
You are very funny.
Let me break this comment down a little.

#1 Yes you are very insecure hence your rant.
#2 As I told you I knew Kingtom long before I knew my luv therefore my admiring his lips has nothing to do with him as I was admiring them before he came along.

#3 Believing that your woman will cheat on you just because she admires something in another man is a sign of your INSECURITY, and stop believing everything you heard.

#4 I am glad I gave you some laughter, but saying you wouldn't go after another man's woman is a contradiction on your own words because as I recall you are the one who told him that you would take me away from him in a past post, I'm sure you remember the incident. *Dre11 can back me on this.
#5 You have no right to give him any advice considering that you were the one trying to stab him in the back.
#6 What is your obsession with hookers? I told you to find you a good woman and to leave those skanks alone.

Quit crying into my ears please
On number 3 - I never said I believed it ,I said they said it and not my words.

Why am I even replying this deluded American?
Continue ,na only you waka come.

Truckpusher:
Quit crying into my ears please
On number 3 - I never said I believed it ,I said they said it and not my words.

Why am I even replying this deluded American?
Continue ,na only you waka come.

LMAO
So now I am a crying deluded Amercan? So of all the points I made you only had a problem with #3?
You know that each and everyone of my points were the truth, I still wuv you though *which means we are still cool* I don't want any misunderstandings.

khiaa:
lol
Sometimes you have to show these guys who they are dealing with. Did you see all the haterade he threw at me and Bunchersstab? Jealousy is not a good look.

@topic again, Valentine's day isn't only for women it's for the men aswell. Ladies do something nice for that special man in your life.

Delusion of grandeur

Jealous someone thousands of miles away with absolutely no connection or whatsoever is incomprehensible in my personality?
Who knows ,you could just be a machine programmed to type things here - The word jealousy to me doesn't exists as I have practically a strong mentality of what I want and how to get it,why would I be jealous when I get it tenfold ? C'mon! you give me one reason and I will set the record straight.

Sister khiaa, you need to stop doing cheap crack. ...smh


Do you really want to know what I think about you right now? Khiaa

khiaa:
LMAO
So now I am a crying deluded Amercan? So of all the points I made you only had a problem with #3?
You know that each and everyone of my points were the truth, I still wuv you though *which means we are still cool* I don't want any misunderstandings.

I only quoted that number 3 for some reasons because everything you wrote up there was nothing but trash and rants of a deluded woman who can't differentiate her left hand from her right hand.