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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by OgidiOlu3(m): 9:51pm On Feb 13, 2015
These sure cracked me up cheesy grin
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by 1money: 9:51pm On Feb 13, 2015
very funny
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by yurme(m): 9:51pm On Feb 13, 2015
Ehn
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Beamborla(f): 9:52pm On Feb 13, 2015
#PreValentineBreakUpLines You don't even respect me,I'm
talking and you are busy
breathing? It's over!”

This one really got me rolling on my mat
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Nobody: 9:52pm On Feb 13, 2015
Hahahahahaha.

Main you have tried but it is just for the lovers***
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by nobleemy2(m): 9:52pm On Feb 13, 2015
Jst did one nw.y must my girl call my name with low voice/tune?she no no say I no dy to hear well?it is ova.
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Nikky7: 9:52pm On Feb 13, 2015
None of all ds will work for me, at least nt now
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Adexchelsea19(m): 9:52pm On Feb 13, 2015
Tomorrow is my birthday,mak una wish me hbd wit many likes abeg.Tank God for my life!!
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by francizy(m): 9:53pm On Feb 13, 2015
My relationship just ended, was sad till I read all this.. OP nice one
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by imeba2k3(m): 9:54pm On Feb 13, 2015
Girl: hello dear
Boy: I've told you that each time you want to chat with me always start your word with capital letter. You don't have respect for me again, Infact its over between us #PreValentineBreakUpLines
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by princesuko(m): 9:55pm On Feb 13, 2015
You deleted two of the "O"s in my
"LOOOOOOL" to accomodate urs, you only
care about urself, It's Over!!
# PreValentineBreakUpLines
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by YourAncestor: 9:56pm On Feb 13, 2015
K
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Nobody: 9:56pm On Feb 13, 2015
So I'm talking to you and your looking at the ground, am I that small for you to see? In fact, it's over before u start searching for me with microscope in hand grin
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Nobody: 9:56pm On Feb 13, 2015
rotfl.
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by AGgal(f): 9:57pm On Feb 13, 2015
The JEGA joke though, lol
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Nobody: 9:57pm On Feb 13, 2015
francizy:
My relationship just ended, was sad till I read all this.. OP nice one
ehyaa doooh...did ur grl use any of d above lines? grin grin grin
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Temptee101(m): 9:58pm On Feb 13, 2015
Our relationship has lasted for 4years, i dont want extra year/carry over. Its over between us
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by princesuko(m): 9:59pm On Feb 13, 2015
why are u
always using broom to sweep my house
when u know i support PDP. ITS OVER!!
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by soludo93(m): 10:00pm On Feb 13, 2015
Why did you come to my house on Friday knowing that tomorrow is val. Do you want to double-check my availability or impose double expenses on me? In fact, it's over.
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Temptee101(m): 10:00pm On Feb 13, 2015
Adexchelsea19:
Tomorrow is my birthday,mak una wish me hbd wit many likes abeg.Tank God for my life!!
Wish you a HBD in advance. Godspeed brother
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by nuras: 10:02pm On Feb 13, 2015
I don do my own finish since yesterday grin
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Twaci(f): 10:03pm On Feb 13, 2015
Hahahahahaha!

Oh Ma Gawd! The "busy breathing" part sent me off ma bed.

Nice one!
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by olisa4(m): 10:06pm On Feb 13, 2015
Ok
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by zeezboy(m): 10:07pm On Feb 13, 2015
Oh my beloved NL! Putting smile on peeps faces since 1914!
My rib don almost comot!
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Adexchelsea19(m): 10:07pm On Feb 13, 2015
Temptee101:
Wish you a HBD in advance. Godspeed brother
Tanx bro.God bless
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Ewatomi26(f): 10:12pm On Feb 13, 2015
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz my neighbour just came 2 ask if I was alright because of d way I was laughin out loud
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Nobody: 10:12pm On Feb 13, 2015
Val still holds. grin
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by jsunex(m): 10:12pm On Feb 13, 2015
rotfl.
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by agrovick(m): 10:13pm On Feb 13, 2015
ladyshindharah:
I go moda d guy wey follow me try DAT nonsense .
So u av the guts to threaten me? It is overrrrrrr.
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by carik(m): 10:14pm On Feb 13, 2015
Sijo01:
Hiohiohiohiohio..... Valentine fever everywhere
Fever?
Is it more than 24 hours of fake love displays
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Nobody: 10:14pm On Feb 13, 2015
ladyshindharah:
I go moda d guy wey follow me try DAT nonsense .
U are fuvckable
Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by chikahenry(m): 10:16pm On Feb 13, 2015
I dnt jst undastand all dis fuss abt valentines day If I get d money 2 take ma babe out fine if I dnt kwanu make she endure if she no like am make she go look 4 who go take her out shikena
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