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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by francizy(m): 10:17pm On Feb 13, 2015

eminentme:
ehyaa doooh...did ur grl use any of d above lines?

LoL, should I say I saw it coming and I called her to talk about her lack of concern for our relationship.. I just told her my mind, as in about how I felt and I got some words like this from her, do whatever will please you. So I was like should we call it quits? She said if that's what I want and it ended..

Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by seyemon(m): 10:19pm On Feb 13, 2015

ladyshindharah:
I go moda d guy wey follow me try DAT nonsense .

curiosity lead me to check ur profile pixx...u truly look like a murderer!....

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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by unapologetic: 10:20pm On Feb 13, 2015

Rang my Babe

Me: Hey Nikky, how are you?

M.G: Hey babe I miss u? What are we doing tomorrow?

Me: do you have to remind me about tomorrow? Oh I see, u are calling me a dumb and forgetful dude ba. It's Over

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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by LewisO: 10:20pm On Feb 13, 2015

K...

Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Lothario(m): 10:23pm On Feb 13, 2015

FriedPlantain:
*I Intentionally called my babe this night just to pick a fight with her *
Me: Hello baby how are you

My girlfriend : Honey I'm fine, how about you?

Me: whaaaaat! Did you just call me honey? So you mean my mother is a bee, right? You don't even have respect for my mum, It is over between us!

FriedPlantain

lol

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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by LewisO: 10:23pm On Feb 13, 2015

unapologetic:
Rang my Babe

Me: Hey Nikky, how are you?

M.G: Hey babe I miss u? What are we doing tomorrow?

Me: do you have to remind me about tomorrow? Oh I see, u are calling me a dumb and forgetful dude ba. It's Over

Mehn! Guy u harsh o.

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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Nobody: 10:26pm On Feb 13, 2015

hahahahahaha

Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Nobody: 10:27pm On Feb 13, 2015

francizy:
LoL, should I say I saw it coming and I called her to talk about her lack of concern for our relationship.. I just told her my mind, as in about how I felt and I got some words like this from her, do whatever will please you. So I was like should we call it quits? She said if that's what I want and it ended..

lol babe no love again. Take hrt bro but I hope u had ur own share of the...ehm..ehm..u knw na *winks*

Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by XRAY21(m): 10:30pm On Feb 13, 2015

mcdokwe:
Boring

it not that the op was not funny o ,na your problem big pass the joke

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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by rezzy: 10:30pm On Feb 13, 2015

See as I dey laugh like mad person

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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by kenex4ever(m): 10:36pm On Feb 13, 2015

yuzjet:
Oops!

#PreValentineBreakUpLines You don't even
respect me,I'm
talking and you are busy
breathing? It's over!”

#Why will you use seat belt in my car.
So u are saying I
can't drive, u don't trust me with
your life? Oya get out
#PreValentineBreakUpLines

Abeg, my ribs almost break.....

the seat belt part is so funny! Lol

Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by phlamesG: 10:36pm On Feb 13, 2015

Hilarious! Lwkmd o

Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Sojebrand(m): 10:37pm On Feb 13, 2015

#PreValentineBreakUpLines You don't even respect me,I'm
talking and you are busy
breathing? It's over!”shou make she no breath b4, u won kill her shocked

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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by francizy(m): 10:37pm On Feb 13, 2015

eminentme:
lol babe no love again. Take hrt bro but I hope u had ur own share of the...ehm..ehm..u knw na *winks*

That wasn't/isn't the case. I love her tho but I will let her go

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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by kenex4ever(m): 10:38pm On Feb 13, 2015

XRAY21:
it not that the op was not funny o ,na your problem big pass the joke

true

Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Nickymezor(f): 10:38pm On Feb 13, 2015

Funny

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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by kwencypresh(f): 10:38pm On Feb 13, 2015

It wont work

Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by zigger(m): 10:39pm On Feb 13, 2015

Hahahah am so loving this. And am so hating valentine, is it because am single?mtcheeew. Girl: baby u stole my heart. Guy: so u are nw calling me a thief its over. Hahahah

Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by cluksy(m): 10:40pm On Feb 13, 2015

Twaci:
Hahahahahaha!

Oh Ma Gawd! The "busy breathing" part sent me off ma bed.

Nice one!

U're too selfish.. you care about your orgasm, what about our children?
It's Over

Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by braindamage(m): 10:40pm On Feb 13, 2015

teemanbastos:
u r smiling in Ur
sleep,what's so damn funny? u
tryna imagine life
without me?? its over #PreValentineBreakUpLines

Baby,I jst realised u are an
Arsenal fan.I can't wait 9yrs to have
a child.Let's just
end it. #PreValentineBreakUpLines "

Girl: baby, u stole my heart! Boy:
Oh! Now u r calling me a thief? It's
over please. #PreValentineBreakUpLines

The Indomie Nylon says to cook in
3
minutes. But you used 9minutes.
You're too slow. Its
over #PreValentineBreakUpLines "

I texted U at 7:05pm on the dot & u
replied at 7:05pm+ 10 seconds... U
wasted
my time. I think our relationship is a
waste of time. #PreValentineBreakUpLines

#PreValentineBreakUpLines you have been tweeting about our
valentine plans & you
know I love privacy. It's over"

You call me "baby"? So
you're trying to say i'm childish? It's
over #PreValentineBreakUpLines

I called u
and u picked up immediately. U lack
patience. ITS
OVER! #PreValentineBreakUpLines "

i heard u prayed for me
when i was sick. you too dey do
holy holy. ITS OVER! #PreValentineBreakUpLines

#PreValentineBreakUpLines Who is that Godwin you
are singing about? So you cant sing
with my own name?
Its over!

#PreValentineBreakUpLines Your name is Jenifer
Ebube Gift Amadi. That means JEGA.
Its over! I dont
want you to postpone my destiny.

Your text messages have taken up
all of my phone
memory... baby I need some SPACE #PreValentineBreakUpLines

My battery died when i was
chatting with u, next it will be me.
biko ITS OVER! #PreValentineBreakUpLines

#PreValentineBreakUpLines how can u send me two
call me back sms , are u trying to tell
me dat I am blind
or I don't care . Infact its over

#PreValentineBreakUpLines You don't even respect me,I'm
talking and you are busy
breathing? It's over!”

Why will you use seat belt in my car.
So u are saying I
can't drive, u don't trust me with
your life? Oya get out #PreValentineBreakUpLines

#PreValentineBreakUpLines why did u
open the cotton frm the right side
wen u were entering
the room,u wnt 2 tear it abi Its over

See Babe When U Pinged Me The
Red Light On My
Phone Was Showing This Means U re
a Danger To My
Life Its Over #PreValentineBreakUpLines

You slept for 9hrs, who are u dating
in your dream? I
don't share..its over #PreValBreakUpLines

You say I'm the best thing that
Happened to you..what
about Jesus? so you're not
religious? it's over #PreValentineBreakUpLines

why are u always using broom to
sweep my house
when u know i support PDP. ITS
OVER!! #PreValentineBreakUpLines

#PreValentineBreakUpLines I saw u kissing another
guy in my dream, its OVER! My
dreams always come
true

You didn't even let the phone ring
before you picked it
up I don't like impatient women its
over #PreValentineBreakUpLines

You warmed the stew again so that
it can burn my
throat? ITS OVER! #PreValentineBreakUpLines

pls mods can dis make fp.

.. Hilarious. Valentine day is overrated

Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by XRAY21(m): 10:44pm On Feb 13, 2015

francizy:
LoL, should I say I saw it coming and I called her to talk about her lack of concern for our relationship.. I just told her my mind, as in about how I felt and I got some words like this from her, do whatever will please you. So I was like should we call it quits? She said if that's what I want and it ended..

she never wanted it over if she sais that it was you who wanred
it over

Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by adebayo742(m): 10:44pm On Feb 13, 2015

ladyshindharah:
I go moda d guy wey follow me try DAT nonsense .

Lol.

Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by jimohibrahim(m): 10:44pm On Feb 13, 2015

FEB 14th(Valentine day) Is Around The Corner, Now You Will See Diffrnt Funny Break Ups..lol

Guys Are Like:

1* You saw me sweeping my room n you neva care 2 collect the broom and finish the sweeping, Its over

2* Y0u d0nt bend properly when u sweep n greet moi mama, y0u'll have Pride issues, & i Cant marry a proud woman, *its over*

3* Did U jst call me honey? You are trying to say my mum is a Bee? We're done *its over*

4* My mum checked my future, y0u are not in it. *its 0ver*.

5* Baby my mum says that there are a lot of witches in y0ur village so we cant go out anymore *its 0ver*

6* Why would u tell me to watch champions league when Man utd is not dere ! U want to mock me abi? Its over btw us

7* U smiled at the guy in the car while we were trekking. ...we are d0ne *its 0ver*

8* U don't use ma picture as y0ur dp, its over!

9* Get another fool to be buying U suya *barbeque* every night, I don tire. *its over*

10* I gave you two eggs,told you to boil one and fry the other one,but instead, you boiled the one you were supposed to fry and fried the one you were supposed to boil.
*Its over!!!

11* I ask you between ibu and ukwa who's funnier, u said ukwa instead of ibu, whose walking can even make you laugh, 4 dis i think we ar done, cos u can't judge rightly..*its ova!!!

Lol,u can add urs..
Happi val inadv

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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by yuzjet(m): 10:48pm On Feb 13, 2015

kenex4ever:
the seat belt part is so funny! Lol

Very Very! grin

Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Odunharry(m): 10:49pm On Feb 13, 2015

Na heavy rain go fall 2mao and netwrk go bad to make matters worst,lite no go dey and fuel go scarce..

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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by zigger(m): 10:49pm On Feb 13, 2015

Ewatomi26:
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz my neighbour just came 2 ask if I was alright because of d way I was laughin out loud

Eeeh! So u re looking @ ur fone and lol abi if I carry u comot tomoro na so u go take embarass me abi infact ITS OVER

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Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by XRAY21(m): 10:51pm On Feb 13, 2015

So you have more of wizkid picture Than mine in your phone ba it over
#Prevalentinebreakupline

Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by Jesuspikin87(m): 10:52pm On Feb 13, 2015

COPY AND PASTE FROM TWITTER! STILL TRENDING ON TWITTER!

Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by francizy(m): 10:54pm On Feb 13, 2015

XRAY21:
she never wanted it over if she sais that it was you who wanred
it over

If she never wanted it over, then why all the neglects?

Things that she complained of in the past and I adjusted immediately but in her case, when she started keeping distance, I complained and complained yet she will apologise and even make it worse than before.. She would upload pics of she and some other guys on her dp. When I uploaded pic of another girl on my dp she changed attitude that very day.

Point is, she felt comfortable doing things she knew if I did it to her, she would feel bad..

Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by demmy0325(m): 10:54pm On Feb 13, 2015

ladyshindharah:
I go moda d guy wey follow me try DAT nonsense .

..wen i saw Ur dp.., dahs wen i realise U r capable..

Re: Hilarious Pre-valentine Breakup Lines[must Read] by DuchessLily(f): 10:58pm On Feb 13, 2015

Hahahaha......funny

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