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Statistical Report Of FEB 14 by Ithee(op): 7:25am On Feb 15, 2015

VALENTINE'S DAY REPORT
(1) Engagements .........12%.
(2) Heart breaks ........92%.
(3) Wife caught cheating ........56%.
(4) Husband caught cheating .......57%.
(5) Condom sold ........17m.
(6) Fast food sales ........95m.
(7) Visit to Motherless Babys' Homes,
prisoners/ cells, beggars/ destitute .........2%.
( cool

Joint & Cool Spot sales.....68m.
(9) Girls in hospital over Love.......482,631. (10) Boys in hospital over Love.........397,506
(11) Girls arrested for fighting over
Boys.......33,876.
(12) Boys arrested for fighting over Girls.......66,405.
(13) Wives beating husbands in public.......804.
(14) Husbands beating wives in public...........1,209.
(15) Exchange of boxers for IPHONE6/
BRACKBERRY/ Money For Brazillan Hair.......4m.
(16) Divorce......557.
(17) Pregnancy .........39,572.
(18) Number of switched off phones sofar......9m .
(19) Number of deactivated account ..... 6M
(20) Members of No Girlfriend Association of Nigeria (NGAN) be like, "thank God none of these happen to me"‪‬‪‬

Re: Statistical Report Of FEB 14 by Nobody: 7:27am On Feb 15, 2015

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Re: Statistical Report Of FEB 14 by Zaikon(m): 7:29am On Feb 15, 2015

Ok o

Re: Statistical Report Of FEB 14 by Ithee(op): 7:33am On Feb 15, 2015

Zaikon:
Ok o

guess you're team #NGAN

Re: Statistical Report Of FEB 14 by japhmanuel: 7:34am On Feb 15, 2015

Suya sales 80% grin

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Re: Statistical Report Of FEB 14 by Nobody: 7:39am On Feb 15, 2015

Red and white boutique.......100 m

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Re: Statistical Report Of FEB 14 by nellyhandsom(m): 7:52am On Feb 15, 2015

Hahahahahahahahaha

Re: Statistical Report Of FEB 14 by Kennywills7(m): 7:58am On Feb 15, 2015

Re: Statistical Report Of FEB 14 by Nobody: 7:58am On Feb 15, 2015

So part was urs pls specify

Re: Statistical Report Of FEB 14 by Ithee(op): 8:08am On Feb 15, 2015

Mkpi:
So part was urs pls specify

dont get you!

Re: Statistical Report Of FEB 14 by Zaikon(m): 8:34am On Feb 15, 2015

Ithee:
guess you're team #NGAN

me gat but shez not a Val. Babe

Re: Statistical Report Of FEB 14 by dechandel(f): 8:43am On Feb 15, 2015

How come this is the same analysis that was on the frontpage last year huh

Re: Statistical Report Of FEB 14 by Ithee(op): 9:34am On Feb 15, 2015

Zaikon:
me gat but shez not a Val. Babe

in what sense

Re: Statistical Report Of FEB 14 by Zaikon(m): 9:59am On Feb 15, 2015

Ithee:
in what sense

she dosnt subscribe to Val.

Re: Statistical Report Of FEB 14 by Ithee(op): 10:02am On Feb 15, 2015

Zaikon:
she dosnt subscribe to Val.

lol, na BIS

Re: Statistical Report Of FEB 14 by Zaikon(m): 10:05am On Feb 15, 2015

Ithee:
lol, na BIS

u weh knw

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Re: Statistical Report Of FEB 14 by tayoxx(m): 10:14am On Feb 15, 2015

Thank God non of this happened to me

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Re: Statistical Report Of FEB 14 by Samiceman: 10:16am On Feb 15, 2015

I know say na this kind senseless thread dey make FP, so make I jejely book space

Re: Statistical Report Of FEB 14 by Nobody: 10:16am On Feb 15, 2015

Ithee:
VALENTINE'S DAY REPORT
(1) Engagements .........12%.
(2) Heart breaks ........92%.
(3) Wife caught cheating ........56%.
(4) Husband caught cheating .......57%.
(5) Condom sold ........17m.
(6) Fast food sales ........95m.
(7) Visit to Motherless Babys' Homes,
prisoners/ cells, beggars/ destitute .........2%.
( Joint & Cool Spot sales.....68m.
(9) Girls in hospital over Love.......482,631. (10) Boys in hospital over Love.........397,506
(11) Girls arrested for fighting over
Boys.......33,876.
(12) Boys arrested for fighting over Girls.......66,405.
(13) Wives beating husbands in public.......804.
(14) Husbands beating wives in public...........1,209.
(15) Exchange of boxers for IPHONE6/
BRACKBERRY/ Money For Brazillan Hair.......4m.
(16) Divorce......557.
(17) Pregnancy .........39,572.
(18) Number of switched off phones sofar......9m .
(19) Number of deactivated account ..... 6M
(20) Members of No Girlfriend Association of Nigeria (NGAN) be like, "thank God none of these happen to me"‪‬‪‬

this ur report is it world wide or naIja Only

Re: Statistical Report Of FEB 14 by Ithee(op): 10:21am On Feb 15, 2015

baffah96:
this ur report is it world wide or naIja Only

Naija things

Re: Statistical Report Of FEB 14 by Nobody: 10:22am On Feb 15, 2015

Ithee:
Naija things

I can see

Re: Statistical Report Of FEB 14 by Ithee(op): 10:23am On Feb 15, 2015

Samiceman:
I know say na this kind senseless thread dey make FP, so make I jejely book space

falls from a branch on ewedu tree

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