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Post-valentine's Day Statistical Report By Nigeria Human Right Commission(NHRC) by Nobody: 2:58pm On Feb 15, 2015
(1) Engagements .........12%.
(2) Heart breaks ........92%.
(3) Wives caught cheating ........79%.
(4) Husbands caught cheating .......78%.
(5) kodom sales ........ 17million.
(6) Fast food sales ........ 95million.
(7) Visit to Motherless Babys' Homes, prisoners/ cells, beggars/
destitute ...2%
(cool Night club sales........ 225 million
(9) Joint & Cool Spot sales..... 68million.
(10) Girls in hospital over Love.......482,631million.
(11) Boys in hospital over Love.....397,506
(12) Girls arrested for fighting over Boys.......33,876.
(13) Boys arrested for fighting over Girls.......66,405.
(14) Wives beating husbands in public...804.
(15) Husbands beating wives in public...1,209.
(16) Exchange of boxers for BB/Tecno mobile/Money For Brazillan Hair.....4million.
(17) Divorce........557.
(18) Suicides committed....1,790.
(18) Number of switched off phones.... 9million.
Now,what do you think could be the statistics for the following people:
a. Pregnancy .........?
b. Abortion..............?
c. Infections............?
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