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TreQuartista:
Come harder, you leprous chihuahua. You can't even punch your way out of a wet papper bag. You miserable runt.

You think chatting indecipherable malarkey woud save you from the doom I brought you today? No way. Today is the day you begin to question everything you have been told from birth. By the time I'm done with you, you would be wielding a cutlass to hack you mother and father down.

Did you know you were sired by your mom's immediate younger brother? Why else do you think your life is this problematic? The cünt-bucket got boinked by her own brother in an abominable incestuous römp!

Did you also know that your ma was an infamous village floozie for all drunken comers? She was a door-knob! That's why you hold the record for most foster homes passed through while growing up. She couldn't take care of you herself. She hard cöcks to service. It was at the homes you were serially abused by pederasts. Still wondering why you turned out so miserably?

There is no way out for you other than miserable death. You have bitten more than your entire family can chew. I will glady see to it that you are disembowelled.

SirShymexx:
Dayummm!!

This is epic...definitely light-years away from Mortal Kombat.

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DollyParton1:
You still think my mouth needs salvation?
I can't deal.....

SirShymexx:
Nah, ya mouth just needs a long goodnight kiss from me - kiss of death.

aresa:
You've gambled with tens of billions stolen because of corruption and incompetence, you've gambled with thousands of needless deaths because of corruption and incompetence, you've gambled with economic stagnation with your naira now almost worthless


Your kind of continued death wish gamble is what nigerians don't want....

DollyParton1:
Lol.... we are about to derail this thread too.

not happening tonight.

SirShymexx:
Lol. We can move to the other one then ------>>>>>>>>

Anyway, what do you think about Barcanista? That's my nyggah from way back when he used to educate us on Ijaw history.

But do you think he's taking the internet too seriously, and that has made my nyggah an attention seeker? He's a man with no principles/loyalty and a weak one? He sold his soul for riches? Or just a decent guy with a voice?

But Uncle Gbawe though - he should've let it go, and just talk to the guy like a man.

DollyParton1:
I have no idea whats happening on this thread.
I don't even know who Barcanista is.
I cant give a fair opinion on this.
am too lazy to read through this thread also.

SirShymexx:
Oh ok. He's a decent poster.

And don't be a lazy chic...gatts be agile and industrious at all times like ya mouth.

sincerenigerian:
[b]You should know better than what you just penned. Don't pretend to be what you are not, bros. Don't try to portray yourself as independent minded when you are not. This your thread was created because you have been trying to appeal to some girls on this forum who are on GEJ and PDP side. I never took you serious since I came back from my sabbatical leave from nairaland. I just haven't been able to wrap my head around the fact that you now call yourself "a progressive". I have had many verbal war with you in the past when you were a staunch supporter of Jonathan. You only created this thread to appeal to certain ladies who are on GEJ's side. It was a calculated move by you.

Now let me dissect your thread:

Conventional wisdom should tell you there must be truth to the ING rumor going around like wild fire. If there was no truth to it, why did Abati bring it up yesterday that Obasanjo was planning to head interim national government? Who is planning what and why the talk of it at all by Abati? Abati made it look like there is truth to it in which Obasanjo is jealous that he is not being considered for ING post. Don't forget about three weeks ago when Sahara Reporter brought up the rumor about shifting election date. Many people on this forum dismissed it as gossip. As it turned out they were right again like many times before. Sahara Reporters have a mole in the villa who is giving out information.

You claimed Jonathan has promised John Kerry that May 29 was sacrosanct but have you forgotten Jonathan told us many times election would hold on February 14? Why should you believe Jonathan now when indeed at the media chat of few days ago Jonathan told the whole world he did not know about plan to shift the election date. Did you really believe that when he said that? Did you really believe no one consulted Jonathan about the election shift.

Why would Sahara Reporters drop the name of Abdulasallami Abubakar without any iota of truth to it? Do you really think Sahara Reporter dropped Abdulsallami name out of thin air without an insider telling them about the impending plan? Have you honestly ask yourself that question?

I can't believe you are a political novice to think Jonathan is not looking for way out of this mess. Currently, Jonathan knows that he is about to lose an election in a landslide. You should know better that Jonathan is only looking for ways to scuttle election and avoid Buhari getting to the throne. Conventional wisdom should tell you the script being played by Jonathan and Co is not about winning election anymore. The script is now about how to prevent election or how to stop Buhari from getting there. For Jonathan and Co, ING is an option and a staged coup is also an option. Jonathan has already thrown out the possibility of contesting against Buhari and lose. It would be suicidal for Jonathan and his group to let the election go ahead as planned. Let me advice you to watch the campaign Jonathan and his wife had in Bayelsa last week. Did you listen to everything PEJ say? Have you listened to where PEJ said "there is no way they are handing over to old man called Buhari". Go on youtube and watch the campaign again. While at that, watch the video where Okupe was screaming and vowing that this government will never handover to Buhari. They know they are about to lose to Buhari and not ready to handover to him. They are not saying Buhari is not going to win this election. They are saying they are not handing over to Buhari. PEJ and Okupe have been saying the same thing and you should think about that instead of pretending to be an independent thinker. A month ago Okupe aide declared on social media they won't be handing over to Buhari and they rather let the military to take over. There is absolute truth to these rumors.



Let me break it to you. I heard there were four international polling firms that conducted polls for Jonathan in which the four polls had Buhari leading between 20-36%. There was a meeting where the poll results were discussed by Jonathan, Diezani and Mimiko. My source told me Diezani told Jonathan how worried she was about how the campaign has turned out. She expressed her frustration and became worried. At the meeting, Mimiko told her not to worry that actions were in place to turn things around. It was at that meeting Mimiko brought up the idea to replace Jega and replace him with their man in which the president rejected initially but later willing to go with the idea. This happened less than two weeks ago.



@OP, I expected better from you.


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SirShymexx:
Lol. We can move to the other one then ------>>>>>>>>

Anyway, what do you think about Barcanista? That's my nyggah from way back when he used to educate us on Ijaw history.

But do you think he's taking the internet too seriously, and that has made my nyggah an attention seeker? He's a man with no principles/loyalty and a weak one? He sold his soul for riches? Or just a decent guy with a voice?

But Uncle Gbawe though - he should've let it go, and just talk to the guy like a man.

barcanista:
Porting? same hypocrisy shopping from PDP. My dear, Senator Koro is a very credible man, he's at the Heart of Lagos and SW PDP. he's not defeating to any Crooked party as represented by BRF and His god Tinubu. Koro is bigger than Tinubu Politically, intellectually, mentally and in all ramifications. Should he run for 2015, ACN should be ready to assume the role of opposition in Lagos State

barcanista:
By the grace of God i was among the constituents when Koro was in the Senate during the 3rd term saga, i can tell you categorically that i saw nothing wrong in it. Look at the views of Koro before concluding. Just that opposition in Nigeria like to OPPOSE EVERYTHING proposed by the government, and also Nigerians as people love to abuse privileges. Koro DID NOT disappoint any of us in Lagos Central while in Senate. In fact, he remains the BEST SENATOR we ever had. GOS and Oluremi are bunch of JOKES

Nashoji:
If actually he is trying to appeal to some girls supporting GEJ, that means he has finnally find out that the ones supporting buhari is as dumb and useless as their male folks . you guys said any body supporting jonathan is been bought, but you guys forget to use the same theory on you people that is supporting buhari. any news against jonathan is pure truth, but any news against buhari is pure propaganda. double standard. afterall, barcanista has made his point and he owes no body any explanation, if you dont like it, river naija still have enough space, you can jump inside.

DollyParton1:
Nah. I just wanna marry a rich guy that will bring home the bacon and pay the chef to cook it. All I have to do is relax, look pretty and eat.

SirShymexx:
Lol. I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't messing with no broke nyggah.

That's how you lot always end up obese and hussy always end up cheating with loads of concubines everywhere. And then you start getting bitter and blaming black men for being cheats.

Now, let me read what the big Uncle posited.

barcanista:
It is no news that some media and personalities have been reporting of a "planned" installation of an Interim National Government by President Goodluck Jonathan. Sahara Reporters, Obasanjo and other "sources" are few people to be propagating this "revelation".

We were told that the Jonathan's administration has no plan to conduct the election and it planned to create a chaos for the Army led by General Kenneth Minimah to takeover the reins of power because they will rather not witness a Buhari government.

Later we were told that the President plans to perpetually remain in power by getting the NASS postpone the election for six months with the pretence of the crises in the North - East. The plan is to invoke Section 135(3) of the Constitution according to this theory.

Just of recent we were told by Sahara Reporters that their "Source" told them that Jonathan approached exHead of State General Abdulsalam Abubakar and "begged" him to head the supposed ING. The plan according to this source is to prevent Muhammadu Buhari from gaining victory at the poll. According to SR, the Jonathan government is to bribe NASS members with $2m and $1m each for Senate and Reps members respectively.
The plan here is for them to invoke Section 135(3) of the Constitution and declare the ING.

Aside from the fact that all theories appear disjointed and does not portray in anyway as to how Jonathan will benefit from the schemes, it also begs for the question of what is the possibility?

Firstly, Jonathan had told the US Secretary of State Mr John Kerry that the election will be held and a New Government inaugurated come May 29. President Jonathan repeated the statement in his media chat. So far, there has been no clue as to whether he plans to remain indefinitely. He also debunked the story of handing over to the Military or any illegal government

Secondly, the talk of Interim National Government is alien to our constitution. There is no way that can happen when we have no constitutional crises. There is no way Abdulsalam or Minimah can assume power except there is a coup. If there is any, then there will be a counter coup. Assuming Jonathan even considers bribing the NASS to get the six(6) months extension, he doesn't need an Abdulsalam or an ING to lead during the extension period. Section 135(3) of the Constitution is very clear that the incumbent preside over the country for the period of any extension. Considering that the opposition controls the House, the ruling party have the Senate, except there is a compromise, that will not scale through.

Thirdly, if the President is to exploit the Military. it will be to give PDP undue advantage at the poll by harassing the opposition on the day of election, and not to handover power to any Gen Minimah or a phantom ING that isn't feasible anywhere.

This talk of an ING is baseless, a distraction, a tool to heat up the already saturated polity. It is one propaganda too many. It is a threat to peace and our collective unity. I have absolute confidence that the election will be held and winner will be inaugurated come May 29.

Gbawe:
Shymexx , you are one of the posters I have time for so I will explain issues a bit. Look at my introduction to Barcanista below. He was busy licking Obanikoro's azz and putting down Fashola, Tinubu and ACN (Now APC) in 2013 when he joined NL. Today Obanikoro is persona-non-grata to Barcanista and Tinubu and Fashola are suddenly reborn as supreme intellectuals and transformational leaders to be praised to high heavens by Barcanista.

Bruv, you should be ashamed of the guy because you know what his 'turncoat' nature means to an 'unsmiling' crowd. Nobody likes that ish. People can say what they want about me but no one, in the five years I have been a member of this forum, can accuse me of being an unprincipled flip-flopper who "runs with the hares and hunts with the hounds". Those I support yesterday I support today and will support tomorrow because I never pitched my tent frivolously. I simply want a Nigeria that works. When you are that way, you can never be 'caught out, as happens to Barcanista always, because your support of good leaders is genuine.

If you want , I can show you many similar example of Barcanista's behaviour below while I challenge all Nairalanders to show just one, even a single example, of me doing what Barcanista does below. I.e switching camps, belief system and allegiance with consummate ease and nauseating azz-licking. It is all disgusting and no principled man, regardless of the prize on offer, should ridicule himself as Barcanista has done many times here. It is very important for me that my kids look at me with pride to say "my dad is upright and principled. We want to learn from his example and be like him".

Look at Barcanista shamelessly plugging Obanikoro in 2013 and savaging Tinubu/Fashola and the ACN. Today he is against Obanikoro and firmly in Tinubu/Fasholas corner. Dude, who does that? This is not even a random example either. Barcanista has a history of FFK-style deception whereby his heroes yesterday are his enemies today while those he savaged yesterday he is now ready to workf for passionately today. We all indulged this turncoat geezer as far as we could but he started thinking he was FFK who could get away with playing all sides against themselves for his benefit. Nairalanders should read the thread below and compare it to Barcanista's slavish worshsip of Tinubu/Fashola today to discern what the guy really is. If anyone can indict me of similar shameless behaviour, in the five years I have been a member of this forum, then I will agree I should have talked to Barcanista 'mano a mano'. What do I have to say to someone who once claimed Obanikoro was the "best" senator Lagos ever had? How many Nairalanders know that Barcanista supported Obanikoro's endorsement of the third term plan of OBJ? I called Barcanista self-serving and I stand by that call.

https://www.nairaland.com/1318421/things-need-know-senator-musliu

SeverusSnape:
Are you pained...dusty Malik
BARCANISTA said the truth, I know most of you won't agree with him, but the truth will always prevail.
Cry me a river... https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cry.gif

ishiamu:
Is that allison madueke crying?

SirShymexx:
Barcanista: Malcolm X left The Nation of Islam cos he outgrew their methods/approach. However, that never stopped him from fighting the just cause he believed in. Heck, he acquired more exposure by travelling to many countries after that...and that solidified his legacy. So, do you want to be an upstanding legend like Malcolm X - or a man of no self-worth who would rather sell his soul for riches based on simplistic excuses? You know I'm not really into all these political shenanigans - I'm just a critic. However, this struggle is bigger than you, APC, PDP, and whoever did you wrong. It's a fight for the future of the country; the disadvantaged/poorest Nigerians with no voice; future generations; and the black world cos Nigeria is the most populous black country on the planet. So, do you want to be part of history, or just another Esau who sold his birthright for mere porridge?

edogirl2:
Op is either naive or he's been mischievous.

He says the report by Sahara Reporters lacks credibility becos an interim govt is not part of the constitution, and so it it will not happen.

But high - ranking PDP/govt officials are telling us repeatedly they will never hand over to Buhari.

If election is conducted and Buhari wins, and they refuse to hand over to him, what does he think will happen?

There will be chaos, and in that chaos, Mr Jonathan will simply hand over to someone (most likely a military person), and at that point, the constitution is effectively suspended due to the'extraordinary' circumstances country finds itself in. Even if interim govt is a civilian one, when a country faces existential circumstances, the constitution will take second billing to fixing the country. Afterall, if there's no country, the constitution will be worthless. An interim govt will quickly find justification for its existence.

With ING in place, Jonathan achieves his aim. Interim govt will simply say there is a need for a sovereign national conference to resolve all the

major issues confronting the country and that only after that wil elections hold. Then you are looking at a minimum of 12 months, by which
time GEJ/Madueke are in distant memory and can relax and enjoy their loot.

Dejohnbull:
Gej transformation moving around, the umbrella is big enough to cover all nigerians

edogirl2:
Op is either naive or he's been mischievous.

He says the report by Sahara Reporters lacks credibility becos an interim govt is not part of the constitution, and so it it will not happen.

But high - ranking PDP/govt officials are telling us repeatedly they will never hand over to Buhari.

If election is conducted and Buhari wins, and they refuse to hand over to him, what does he think will happen?

There will be chaos, and in that chaos, Mr Jonathan will simply hand over to someone (most likely a military person), and at that point, the constitution is effectively suspended due to the'extraordinary' circumstances country finds itself in. Even if interim govt is a civilian one, when a country faces existential circumstances, the constitution will take second billing to fixing the country. Afterall, if there's no country, the constitution will be worthless. An interim govt will quickly find justification for its existence.

With ING in place, Jonathan achieves his aim. Interim govt will simply say there is a need for a sovereign national conference to resolve all the

major issues confronting the country and that only after that wil elections hold. Then you are looking at a minimum of 12 months, by which
time GEJ/Madueke are in distant memory and can relax and enjoy their loot.

rman:
So what is the difference between Barcanista and FKK?

After seeing Doyin Okupe yell in front of journalists that " it is not going to happen they hand over power to Buhari'' , a strong message was been passed that day.

Look how the credibility of Jega became a subject of discussion in the past few days.

He conveniently titled his topic "one propaganda too many". Indirectly discrediting APC.

I can boldly say he will eventually(very soon) tell us why he was wrong all this while and we should all support GEJ.

aresa:
lol @ OP and his usual naive and half baked thoughts..

At this point, its perfectly safe to conclude that you really are very naive...